What you need is....
...an ICL OPD!
Ye Olde Computer with Builte In Telephone!
Unfortunately, they keypad is a standard computer layout, rather than
standard 'phone layout; so dialing on "auto"dial (y'know, when you're so
confident you don't even look at the keypad) is a guaranteed disaster...
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"EDS herding cats? EDS couldn't herd a tortoise in a barrel
without fucking it up!" - Anon