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DON'T BUY FROM 'PRO FLOWERS'

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THE COLONEL

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May 9, 2013, 12:10:12 PM5/9/13
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I almost got sumptin' fer Pleasance a coupla years ago, even though she
ain't no mutha. They don't hit you with all those hidden charges until
almost the last screen--then KERPOW! Their deal for $19.99 ended up costing
sixty bones (lol). Naturally, being a real man of the financial world, I
lol'ed a little and didn't buy.

PRO FLOWERS: GO SUCK A DONKEY DICK!

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Pull over and check the air in yer head. LOL

Mustaffa Burke

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May 9, 2013, 6:20:57 PM5/9/13
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"THE COLONEL" wrote in message news:kmghi5$711$1...@dont-email.me...

>I almost got sumptin' fer Pleasance a coupla years ago, even though he
>ain't no mutha.

Biologically impossible. Anyhoo, why not buy him chocolates instead?


THE COLONEL

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May 11, 2013, 4:04:49 PM5/11/13
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"Mustaffa Burke" <nos...@ntl.not> wrote in message
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I only wish (in my wet dreams, that is) she were a ladyboy.

Mustaffa Burke

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May 12, 2013, 3:05:20 PM5/12/13
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"THE 'Spic' COLONEL" wrote in message news:kmm81v$h58$1...@dont-email.me...

"Mustaffa Burke" <nos...@ntl.not> wrote in message
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>>>
>>> "THE 'Spic' COLONEL" wrote in message
>>> news:kmghi5$711$1...@dont-email.me...
>>>I almost got sumptin' fer Pleasance a coupla years ago, even though he
>>>ain't no mutha.
>>
>> Biologically impossible. Anyhoo, why not buy him chocolates instead?
>>
>>
>
>I only wish (in my wet dreams, that is) she were a ladyboy.

Q1. Do you keep him chained in the basement?

Q2. Do his parents know he's missing?

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