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Fevric J. Glandules
Dec 29, 2012, 4:22:30 PM12/29/12
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1. Took Junior and Fevrica to church on Christmas morning. [1]
Leaking roof. Some phags had taken the lead off the roof
on the night of the 23rd, leaving no time for even a temporary
repair, before the busiest day of the year.
2. Got home after Christmas to find some phags had tried (and
failed) to get in to the house. I've employed an ex-Stasi bloke
to fit a small but perfectly formed death zone around the kitchen
door [2].
[1] If reasons are needed, I think an hour of being bored mindless
is a minimal penance for all the presents.
[2] Ab, abg ernyyl.
Leaking roof. Some phags had taken the lead off the roof
on the night of the 23rd, leaving no time for even a temporary
repair, before the busiest day of the year.
2. Got home after Christmas to find some phags had tried (and
failed) to get in to the house. I've employed an ex-Stasi bloke
to fit a small but perfectly formed death zone around the kitchen
door [2].
[1] If reasons are needed, I think an hour of being bored mindless
is a minimal penance for all the presents.
[2] Ab, abg ernyyl.
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THE COLONEL
Dec 30, 2012, 12:36:32 PM12/30/12
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"Fevric J. Glandules" <f...@invalid.invalid> wrote in message
news:kbnmum$1br$1...@dont-email.me...
[BITCH SLAP]
All english are phaggs.
--
I have killfiled the assworm. He is my prisoner.
news:kbnmum$1br$1...@dont-email.me...
[BITCH SLAP]
All english are phaggs.
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I have killfiled the assworm. He is my prisoner.
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Steve Firth
Dec 30, 2012, 1:59:03 PM12/30/12
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Huge <Hu...@nowhere.much.invalid> wrote:
> On 2012-12-30, August West <aug...@kororaa.com> wrote:
>
> We had our office Xmyth lunch in Sheffield Cathedral. No, not in their
> conference centre, or in the function room, *in* the cathedral. With these
> bemused tourists wondering who all the drunks in party hats were. It was
> one of the most surreal experiences of my life.
>
> I fully expected my shoes to burst into flames as I stepped over the
> threshold, but it was fine.
I met an Italian friend at Temple - he's a <spit> lawyer - and suggested
after a short walk that we popped into St Paul's for a coffee. He refused
on the grounds that he expected at least his shoes to burst into flames.
--
<•DarWin><|
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> On 2012-12-30, August West <aug...@kororaa.com> wrote:
>>
>> The entity calling itself Fevric J. Glandules wrote:
>>>
>>> 1. Took Junior and Fevrica to church on Christmas morning. [1]
>>
>> And you didn't burst into flames, or crumble to dust?
>> The entity calling itself Fevric J. Glandules wrote:
>>>
>>> 1. Took Junior and Fevrica to church on Christmas morning. [1]
>>
>
> We had our office Xmyth lunch in Sheffield Cathedral. No, not in their
> conference centre, or in the function room, *in* the cathedral. With these
> bemused tourists wondering who all the drunks in party hats were. It was
> one of the most surreal experiences of my life.
>
> I fully expected my shoes to burst into flames as I stepped over the
> threshold, but it was fine.
I met an Italian friend at Temple - he's a <spit> lawyer - and suggested
after a short walk that we popped into St Paul's for a coffee. He refused
on the grounds that he expected at least his shoes to burst into flames.
--
<•DarWin><|
_/ _/
Marcus Houlden
Dec 30, 2012, 3:20:10 PM12/30/12
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On 30 Dec 2012 17:38:49 GMT, Huge <Hu...@nowhere.much.invalid>
wrote the following to uk.misc:
> On 2012-12-30, August West <aug...@kororaa.com> wrote:
>>
>> The entity calling itself Fevric J. Glandules wrote:
>>>
Ours was at a restaurant in York, followed by a couple of surprisingly good
pubs including one in York station itself. Thankfully I'd got the next day
booked off work to recover.
mh.
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wrote the following to uk.misc:
> On 2012-12-30, August West <aug...@kororaa.com> wrote:
>>
>> The entity calling itself Fevric J. Glandules wrote:
>>>
>>> 1. Took Junior and Fevrica to church on Christmas morning. [1]
>>
>>
>> And you didn't burst into flames, or crumble to dust?
>
> We had our office Xmyth lunch in Sheffield Cathedral. No, not in their
> conference centre, or in the function room, *in* the cathedral. With these
> bemused tourists wondering who all the drunks in party hats were. It was
> one of the most surreal experiences of my life.
Anything to eat apart from wafers and cheap red wine?
>
> We had our office Xmyth lunch in Sheffield Cathedral. No, not in their
> conference centre, or in the function room, *in* the cathedral. With these
> bemused tourists wondering who all the drunks in party hats were. It was
> one of the most surreal experiences of my life.
Ours was at a restaurant in York, followed by a couple of surprisingly good
pubs including one in York station itself. Thankfully I'd got the next day
booked off work to recover.
mh.
--
http://www.nukesoft.co.uk
http://personal.nukesoft.co.uk
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tink r bbbell
Dec 30, 2012, 4:28:48 PM12/30/12
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"THE COLONEL" wrote in message news:kbpu2u$802$1...@dont-email.me...
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>"Fevric J. Glandules" <f...@invalid.invalid> wrote in message
>news:kbnmum$1br$1...@dont-email.me...
>
> [BITCH SLAP]
>
>
>All english are phaggs.
Kerry have you done the decent thing and resigned?
>"Fevric J. Glandules" <f...@invalid.invalid> wrote in message
>news:kbnmum$1br$1...@dont-email.me...
>
> [BITCH SLAP]
>
>
>All english are phaggs.
http://www.businessinsider.com/rep-kerry-gauthier-sex-scandal-2012-8
AND STOP CALLING YERSELF COINAL!!!
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Derek
Dec 30, 2012, 6:09:17 PM12/30/12
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Marcus Houlden <sp...@nukesoft.co.uk> wrote:
> On 30 Dec 2012 17:38:49 GMT, Huge <Hu...@nowhere.much.invalid>
> wrote the following to uk.misc:
>
> > On 2012-12-30, August West <aug...@kororaa.com> wrote:
> >>
> >> The entity calling itself Fevric J. Glandules wrote:
> >>>
> >>> 1. Took Junior and Fevrica to church on Christmas morning. [1]
> >>
> >> And you didn't burst into flames, or crumble to dust?
> >
> > We had our office Xmyth lunch in Sheffield Cathedral. No, not in their
> > conference centre, or in the function room, *in* the cathedral. With these
> > bemused tourists wondering who all the drunks in party hats were. It was
> > one of the most surreal experiences of my life.
>
> Anything to eat apart from wafers and cheap red wine?
>
> Ours was at a restaurant in York, followed by a couple of surprisingly good
> pubs including one in York station itself. Thankfully I'd got the next day
> booked off work to recover.
>
> mh.
Ooh, the one hat used to house the model railway? rRather excellent and
> On 30 Dec 2012 17:38:49 GMT, Huge <Hu...@nowhere.much.invalid>
> wrote the following to uk.misc:
>
> > On 2012-12-30, August West <aug...@kororaa.com> wrote:
> >>
> >> The entity calling itself Fevric J. Glandules wrote:
> >>>
> >>> 1. Took Junior and Fevrica to church on Christmas morning. [1]
> >>
> >> And you didn't burst into flames, or crumble to dust?
> >
> > We had our office Xmyth lunch in Sheffield Cathedral. No, not in their
> > conference centre, or in the function room, *in* the cathedral. With these
> > bemused tourists wondering who all the drunks in party hats were. It was
> > one of the most surreal experiences of my life.
>
> Anything to eat apart from wafers and cheap red wine?
>
> Ours was at a restaurant in York, followed by a couple of surprisingly good
> pubs including one in York station itself. Thankfully I'd got the next day
> booked off work to recover.
>
> mh.
a good excuse for turning up early for the train.
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willy-nilly in the driveway. Usually the wrong way round.
Steve Firth
Dec 30, 2012, 6:45:46 PM12/30/12
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Huge <Hu...@nowhere.much.invalid> wrote:
[snip]
>> I met an Italian friend at Temple - he's a <spit> lawyer - and suggested
>> after a short walk that we popped into St Paul's for a coffee. He refused
>> on the grounds that he expected at least his shoes to burst into flames.
>
> The Devil's Advocate?
I think the RC Church would call him that.
> (If you pelted him with eggs, would he be the Devil's Advocaat?)
If I covered him with cayenne pepper, eggs, flour and the basic ingredient
of guacamole would he be devilled avocadocake?
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<•DarWin><|
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[snip]
>> I met an Italian friend at Temple - he's a <spit> lawyer - and suggested
>> after a short walk that we popped into St Paul's for a coffee. He refused
>> on the grounds that he expected at least his shoes to burst into flames.
>
I think the RC Church would call him that.
> (If you pelted him with eggs, would he be the Devil's Advocaat?)
If I covered him with cayenne pepper, eggs, flour and the basic ingredient
of guacamole would he be devilled avocadocake?
--
<•DarWin><|
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bof
Feb 12, 2013, 12:33:26 PM2/12/13
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In message <akbch8...@mid.individual.net>, Huge
<Hu...@nowhere.much.invalid> writes
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<Hu...@nowhere.much.invalid> writes
>On 2012-12-30, August West <aug...@kororaa.com> wrote:
>>
>> The entity calling itself Fevric J. Glandules wrote:
>>>
>>
>> The entity calling itself Fevric J. Glandules wrote:
>>>
>>> 1. Took Junior and Fevrica to church on Christmas morning. [1]
>>
>>
>> And you didn't burst into flames, or crumble to dust?
>
>We had our office Xmyth lunch in Sheffield Cathedral. No, not in their
>conference centre, or in the function room, *in* the cathedral. With these
>bemused tourists wondering who all the drunks in party hats were. It was
>one of the most surreal experiences of my life.
>
>
>We had our office Xmyth lunch in Sheffield Cathedral. No, not in their
>conference centre, or in the function room, *in* the cathedral. With these
>bemused tourists wondering who all the drunks in party hats were. It was
>one of the most surreal experiences of my life.
>
>I fully expected my shoes to burst into flames as I stepped over the
>threshold, but it was fine.
Hmm, maybe that god chap's just a myth then?
>threshold, but it was fine.
--
bof at bof dot me dot uk
Marcus Houlden
Feb 12, 2013, 2:30:18 PM2/12/13
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On Tue, 12 Feb 2013 17:33:26 +0000, bof <nothi...@hotmail.co.uk>
He's got a pretty big situation vacant at the moment anyway.
mh.
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mh.
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bof
Aug 24, 2013, 9:06:44 AM8/24/13
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In message <ao1dd2...@mid.individual.net>, Huge
<Hu...@nowhere.much.invalid> writes
>Fucking hell, you're a bit behind, aren't you? That posting must be
>at least 6 weeks old.
>
>
Things have been a bit busy the last year or so ...
<Hu...@nowhere.much.invalid> writes
>at least 6 weeks old.
>
>
Things have been a bit busy the last year or so ...
Marcus Houlden
Aug 24, 2013, 4:44:48 PM8/24/13
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On Sat, 24 Aug 2013 14:06:44 +0100, bof <nothi...@hotmail.co.uk>
Oh? Do tell.
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bof
Aug 25, 2013, 3:58:27 PM8/25/13
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In message <slrnl1i6p...@neutron.nukesoft.co.uk>, Marcus Houlden
<sp...@nukesoft.co.uk> writes
Nothing of great interest to others really, a large number of illnesses,
deaths and hospitalisations in the elder bof generations which took up a
lot of time, attention and travel; plus a shit load of work and
associated travel, and a large amount of stuff breaking and in general
things going wrong and not according to plan. But I think things are
beginning to stabilise now :), so I may be around a bit more to watch
the tumbleweed roll around u.m.
<sp...@nukesoft.co.uk> writes
deaths and hospitalisations in the elder bof generations which took up a
lot of time, attention and travel; plus a shit load of work and
associated travel, and a large amount of stuff breaking and in general
things going wrong and not according to plan. But I think things are
beginning to stabilise now :), so I may be around a bit more to watch
the tumbleweed roll around u.m.
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