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Sofa - Spud

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Nov 25, 2009, 6:16:10 PM11/25/09
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Well that's Sooki happy , grabbed by the ankle in a churchyard and
ravished by an earthy zombie vampire. All naughty boxes ticked this
episode - is there anyone in the town not hiding something? The Cajun
bloke perhaps and the kids - that's it , all the rest are psychos,
killers and vampires!

It's good stuff!

Fred X

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Nov 26, 2009, 10:44:44 AM11/26/09
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On Wed, 25 Nov 2009 23:16:10 -0000, Sofa - Spud <comfy...@hotmail.co.uk>
wrote:

I'm wondering what reason for the bar owner running around naked is going
to
be! I actually thought it was Sookie's brother when I saw the last episode.
These naked actors all look the same to me.

It was funny when Tara saw Sookie cleaning the oven and thought that she
was trying to top herself! It did make me wonder if US gas ovens can
actually
be used for that? Presumably it would propane fuelled?

And why did the vampire bar tender attack Sookie when she only said it was
a vampire, not him in particular?

Oh and did you spot Dr Phlox?

Fred X

Sofa - Spud

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Nov 26, 2009, 5:51:18 PM11/26/09
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Fred X wrote:
> On Wed, 25 Nov 2009 23:16:10 -0000, Sofa - Spud
> <comfy...@hotmail.co.uk> wrote:
>
>> Well that's Sooki happy , grabbed by the ankle in a churchyard and
>> ravished by an earthy zombie vampire. All naughty boxes ticked this
>> episode - is there anyone in the town not hiding something? The Cajun
>> bloke perhaps and the kids - that's it , all the rest are psychos,
>> killers and vampires!
>>
>> It's good stuff!
>
> I'm wondering what reason for the bar owner running around naked is
> going to
> be! I actually thought it was Sookie's brother when I saw the last episode.
> These naked actors all look the same to me.
>
I was sure it was Sookis brother too - more muscular, someone here
commented on his bum.

> It was funny when Tara saw Sookie cleaning the oven and thought that she
> was trying to top herself! It did make me wonder if US gas ovens can
> actually
> be used for that? Presumably it would propane fuelled?

it wouldn't be coal gas like here in the UK before natural gas - they
have to put the smell in it so people can tell if it's leaking!

>
> And why did the vampire bar tender attack Sookie when she only said it was
> a vampire, not him in particular?


Well he knew she'd know ( or he thought she'd know) from the slapper woman.

>
> Oh and did you spot Dr Phlox?
>

Same hair and everything!!

Thought Sookis brothers new girlfriend was a wrong one!

Felicity S.

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Nov 26, 2009, 6:52:38 PM11/26/09
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Sofa - Spud wrote:

The last time we had a man running naked through the woods was on
a morning after the full moon, in the BBC3 series Being Human...


Fliss

--
He said: We do research together at the university.
She said: Oh... Wow, a girl scientist!
She said: Yep - come for the breasts, stay for the brains.

Basil Jet

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Nov 26, 2009, 8:40:02 PM11/26/09
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Felicity S. wrote:
>
> The last time we had a man running naked through the woods was on
> a morning after the full moon, in the BBC3 series Being Human...

Did they have to cast identical twins as naked guy and Sookie's brother?

--
We are the Strasbourg. Referendum is futile.


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Fred X

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Nov 27, 2009, 10:28:32 AM11/27/09
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On Thu, 26 Nov 2009 22:51:18 -0000, Sofa - Spud <comfy...@hotmail.co.uk>
wrote:

Yes, I suspect that the fat vampire isn't going to be alive at the end
of next weeks episode. And the things that Lafayette has to do to get the
V! Now I know why he charges so much for it.!

Fred X

Fred X

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Nov 27, 2009, 10:30:02 AM11/27/09
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On Thu, 26 Nov 2009 23:52:38 -0000, Felicity S. <Fliss@orpheusnet> wrote:

> Sofa - Spud wrote:
>
>> Well that's Sooki happy , grabbed by the ankle in a churchyard and
>> ravished by an earthy zombie vampire. All naughty boxes ticked this
>> episode - is there anyone in the town not hiding something? The Cajun
>> bloke perhaps and the kids - that's it , all the rest are psychos,
>> killers and vampires!
>
> The last time we had a man running naked through the woods was on
> a morning after the full moon, in the BBC3 series Being Human...
>

Don't say that the series is going all Twilight... :)

Fred X

Sofa - Spud

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Nov 27, 2009, 3:40:47 PM11/27/09
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Where did she get a silver weaved hood from? I reckon she's *all* bad!

Sofa - Spud

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Nov 27, 2009, 3:41:09 PM11/27/09
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Felicity S. wrote:
> Sofa - Spud wrote:
>
>> Well that's Sooki happy , grabbed by the ankle in a churchyard and
>> ravished by an earthy zombie vampire. All naughty boxes ticked this
>> episode - is there anyone in the town not hiding something? The Cajun
>> bloke perhaps and the kids - that's it , all the rest are psychos,
>> killers and vampires!
>
> The last time we had a man running naked through the woods was on
> a morning after the full moon, in the BBC3 series Being Human...
>
>
> Fliss
>

Some mention he might be a werewolf!

Felicity S.

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Nov 27, 2009, 7:35:26 PM11/27/09
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Fred X wrote:

> I'm wondering what reason for the bar owner running around naked is
> going to be! I actually thought it was Sookie's brother when I saw the
> last episode. These naked actors all look the same to me.

It's kinda obvious if you've seen other films/TV in the genre.


> It was funny when Tara saw Sookie cleaning the oven and thought that she
> was trying to top herself!

That was badly done, as cleaning the oven is a vigorous activity.


> And why did the vampire bar tender attack Sookie when she only said it
> was a vampire, not him in particular?

Guilt and/or pre-emptive action.


Fliss

--
She said: I understand that it's a bad idea.
He said: So don't worry about it, and be happy you're a machine.
She said: I'm a machine, I can't be happy.

Felicity S.

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Nov 27, 2009, 7:37:39 PM11/27/09
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Fred X wrote:

> Felicity S. wrote:

>> Sofa - Spud wrote:

>>> Well that's Sooki happy , grabbed by the ankle in a churchyard and
>>> ravished by an earthy zombie vampire. All naughty boxes ticked this
>>> episode - is there anyone in the town not hiding something? The Cajun
>>> bloke perhaps and the kids - that's it , all the rest are psychos,
>>> killers and vampires!

>> The last time we had a man running naked through the woods was on
>> a morning after the full moon, in the BBC3 series Being Human...

> Don't say that the series is going all Twilight... :)

Ooh, I so can't wait for the film of Twilight book 4!


Fliss

--
He said: We will fly to the tower in the form of eagles, swifter than the wind!
He said: I'm afraid the Shapeshifter is low on power, not even enough for hawks.
He said: Then we must be crows - blackbirds then... It's tits again, isn't it?

Felicity S.

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Nov 27, 2009, 7:36:35 PM11/27/09
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Basil Jet wrote:

> Felicity S. wrote:

>> The last time we had a man running naked through the woods was on
>> a morning after the full moon, in the BBC3 series Being Human...

> Did they have to cast identical twins as naked guy and Sookie's brother?

You have to look to tell the difference.


Fliss

--
He said: This is ridiculous, she offered me a ride! I thought you're my friend?
She said: You're my friend with a small F, my friend with the big F is your wife.
He said: If you want to hurt my wife, then screw you! And that's with a big F.

Basil Jet

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Nov 27, 2009, 11:53:20 PM11/27/09
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Felicity S. wrote:
> Basil Jet wrote:
>
>> Felicity S. wrote:
>
>>> The last time we had a man running naked through the woods was on
>>> a morning after the full moon, in the BBC3 series Being Human...
>
>> Did they have to cast identical twins as naked guy and Sookie's
>> brother?
>
> You have to look to tell the difference.

I'm happy to look at Sookie's brother.

Fred X

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Nov 28, 2009, 11:29:27 AM11/28/09
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On Fri, 27 Nov 2009 20:40:47 -0000, Sofa - Spud <comfy...@hotmail.co.uk>
wrote:

Yes, she seemed a bit too well prepared, I guess she does that kind of
thing regularly.

Fred X


Fred X

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Nov 29, 2009, 10:51:07 AM11/29/09
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On Sat, 28 Nov 2009 00:35:26 -0000, Felicity S. <Fliss@orpheusnet> wrote:

> Fred X wrote:
>
>> I'm wondering what reason for the bar owner running around naked is
>> going to be! I actually thought it was Sookie's brother when I saw the
>> last episode. These naked actors all look the same to me.
>
> It's kinda obvious if you've seen other films/TV in the genre.

What? The naked running man genre? You are obviously an expert of that
genre. :)

>
>> It was funny when Tara saw Sookie cleaning the oven and thought that she
>> was trying to top herself!
>
> That was badly done, as cleaning the oven is a vigorous activity.

So I've heard. :)

>
>> And why did the vampire bar tender attack Sookie when she only said it
>> was a vampire, not him in particular?
>
> Guilt and/or pre-emptive action.
>

Fred X

Lewis A

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Nov 29, 2009, 1:12:54 PM11/29/09
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On Sat, 28 Nov 2009 16:29:27 -0000, "Fred X" <alex...@himki.net>
wrote:

>On Fri, 27 Nov 2009 20:40:47 -0000, Sofa - Spud <comfy...@hotmail.co.uk>
>wrote:

>> Where did she get a silver weaved hood from? I reckon she's *all* bad!

She told Sookie earlier in the episode that she makes silver
jewellery. But I wonder where she keeps her forge...

>Yes, she seemed a bit too well prepared, I guess she does that kind of
>thing regularly.

Yes, she did have that vampirenapping technique off pat, especially
with her use of an inexperienced accomplice. Lafayette, a V dealer,
was content with a syringe-full of 'Eddie-juice' but she seems to be a
bit greedy if she's just after a personal stash.

Andy 'why won't they treat me like a serious detective' Bellefleur
failed to do himself any favours again this week with that Columbo
moment while questioning Sam when he walked out of the door, and then
popped back in, "There's just one more thing...".
Last week's was the Hawaii 5-0 ringtone on his mobile.

Lewis A

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Nov 29, 2009, 1:23:31 PM11/29/09
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On Sat, 28 Nov 2009 00:35:26 GMT, "Felicity S." <Fliss@orpheusnet>
wrote:

>Fred X wrote:
>
>> I'm wondering what reason for the bar owner running around naked is
>> going to be! I actually thought it was Sookie's brother when I saw the
>> last episode. These naked actors all look the same to me.
>
>It's kinda obvious if you've seen other films/TV in the genre.

He's a weresomething? He's not 'The Dog', is he?

Felicity S.

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Nov 29, 2009, 3:35:00 PM11/29/09
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Sofa - Spud wrote:

> Some mention he might be a werewolf!

I ain't a-sayin' tills we know fer certun!


Fliss

--
She said: If you're an alien, why do you
sound like you're from the north?
He said: Lots of planets have a north.

Felicity S.

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Nov 29, 2009, 3:36:19 PM11/29/09
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Fred X wrote:

> Felicity S. wrote:

>> Fred X wrote:

>>> I'm wondering what reason for the bar owner running around naked is
>>> going to be! I actually thought it was Sookie's brother when I saw the
>>> last episode. These naked actors all look the same to me.

>> It's kinda obvious if you've seen other films/TV in the genre.

> What? The naked running man genre? You are obviously an expert of that
> genre. :)

The vampire etc genre.


>>> It was funny when Tara saw Sookie cleaning the oven and thought that
>>> she was trying to top herself!

>> That was badly done, as cleaning the oven is a vigorous activity.

> So I've heard. :)

Yeah, and Sookie was dead still.


>>> And why did the vampire bartender attack Sookie when she only said it


>>> was a vampire, not him in particular?

>> Guilt and/or pre-emptive action.


Fliss

--
She said: Get up! Get up! Get up! God damn it! Get up, get
up, get up, get up, get up!! What is that noise?
He said: It's the chick! She's- going through some changes.

Felicity S.

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Nov 29, 2009, 3:37:51 PM11/29/09
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Lewis A wrote:

> Fred X wrote:

>> Sofa - Spud wrote:

>>> Where did she get a silver weaved hood from? I reckon she's *all* bad!

> She told Sookie earlier in the episode that she makes silver
> jewellery. But I wonder where she keeps her forge...

You don't need a forge for pure silver, and it's easily bought as wire.


>> Yes, she seemed a bit too well prepared, I guess she does that kind of
>> thing regularly.

> Yes, she did have that vampirenapping technique off pat, especially
> with her use of an inexperienced accomplice. Lafayette, a V dealer,
> was content with a syringe-full of 'Eddie-juice' but she seems to be a
> bit greedy if she's just after a personal stash.

Different agenda.


> Andy 'why won't they treat me like a serious detective' Bellefleur
> failed to do himself any favours again this week with that Columbo
> moment while questioning Sam when he walked out of the door, and then
> popped back in, "There's just one more thing...".

Noticed that.


> Last week's was the Hawaii 5-0 ringtone on his mobile.

LOL, that I wouldn't know. :)


Fliss

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She said: Sa-anta Claus is coming to town.
She said: Just seeing a Santa... Shall I try a Santa?
How the hell do you draw a Santa Claus?

Felicity S.

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Nov 29, 2009, 3:38:00 PM11/29/09
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Lewis A wrote:

> Felicity S. wrote:

>> Fred X wrote:

>>> I'm wondering what reason for the bar owner running around naked is
>>> going to be! I actually thought it was Sookie's brother when I saw the
>>> last episode. These naked actors all look the same to me.

>> It's kinda obvious if you've seen other films/TV in the genre.

> He's a weresomething? He's not 'The Dog', is he?

That's a thought, he could be a wereleopard.


Fliss

--
She said: Are you all right in there?
He said: I just got a bit of a fright - on a plus
side, though, I've found the key.

Lewis A

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Nov 30, 2009, 6:55:01 PM11/30/09
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On Sun, 29 Nov 2009 20:37:51 GMT, "Felicity S." <Fliss@orpheusnet>
wrote:
>Lewis A wrote:

>> Yes, she did have that vampirenapping technique off pat, especially
>> with her use of an inexperienced accomplice. Lafayette, a V dealer,
>> was content with a syringe-full of 'Eddie-juice' but she seems to be a
>> bit greedy if she's just after a personal stash.
>
>Different agenda.

Of course, she only consumes organic stuff so she'll need to put him
on a diet for three weeks to rid his system of refined foods etc. Or
will she?

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