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jasonx

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Apr 2, 2005, 5:33:49 PM4/2/05
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Here is the link to the real picture

http://jona100.freeservers.com/

The Mullen ®

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Apr 2, 2005, 5:41:38 PM4/2/05
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Charlotte does have biggish knockers for a small brid, but that's her
head on someone elses knockers.

Good luck!

Steve Walton

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Apr 2, 2005, 5:42:14 PM4/2/05
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On 2 Apr 2005 14:33:49 -0800, gjone...@yahoo.com (jasonx) wrote:

>Here is the link to the real picture
>
>http://jona100.freeservers.com/

only comment, is that a mobile phone piccy ?
and she didn't take it, so that surely spoils the point of it being
a personal *message* to gavin ?

Steve

gjone...@yahoo.com

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Apr 2, 2005, 5:59:53 PM4/2/05
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Looks real to me (you can tell fakes a mile off), the news report of
the story said she is "in a saucy Page 3-style pose" and "cradling her
ample curves", exactly as in the photo. The photo could have been taken
by a camera and emailed to her boyfriend.

Here is the news report from Yahoo.

"If blushing is in Charlotte Church's repertoire, then the Welsh singer
will be rather rouge about the cheek with the latest developments in
her love life.The 19-year-old, who is now romancing Welsh rugby hunk
Gavin Henson, will be wishing that her boyfriend was more careful with
his belongings.Well, either that, or she'll be wishing that she hadn't
sent him any topless snaps or cheeky texts via her mobile... then she'd
be saved from the utter embarrassment of half of South Wales seeing her
in a saucy Page 3-style pose.

Whilst out on the town celebrating the Welsh rugby team's Grand Slam
triumph in Cardiff, Gavin misplaced his phone.

But in true 'finders keepers, losers weepers' style, whoever found the
phone then forwarded the saucy pic of Charlotte onto a mate.

And as these things will... the photo was forwarded and forwarded
again.

The Sun says that they have seen the photo, which they claim is now
being offered to newspapers for £20,000.

However, they have agreed not to publish it to spare Charlotte's
embarrassment, but did reveal that the photo shows Charlotte cradling
her ample curves."

zero

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Apr 2, 2005, 5:59:11 PM4/2/05
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rubbish fake

"jasonx" <gjone...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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Steve Walton

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Apr 2, 2005, 6:07:15 PM4/2/05
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On 2 Apr 2005 14:59:53 -0800, gjone...@yahoo.com wrote:

>
>Steve Walton wrote:
>> On 2 Apr 2005 14:33:49 -0800, gjone...@yahoo.com (jasonx) wrote:
>>
>> >Here is the link to the real picture
>> >
>> >http://jona100.freeservers.com/
>>
>> only comment, is that a mobile phone piccy ?
>> and she didn't take it, so that surely spoils the point of it being
>> a personal *message* to gavin ?
>>
>> Steve
>
>Looks real to me (you can tell fakes a mile off), the news report of
>the story said she is "in a saucy Page 3-style pose" and "cradling her
>ample curves", exactly as in the photo. The photo could have been taken
>by a camera and emailed to her boyfriend.

No I thought they looked real, I meant is that the quality you can get
from a mobile phone camera ?
Though I guess you've answered that with the "camera and emailed"
comment


>
>Here is the news report from Yahoo.
>
>"If blushing is in Charlotte Church's repertoire, then the Welsh singer
>will be rather rouge about the cheek with the latest developments in
>her love life.The 19-year-old, who is now romancing Welsh rugby hunk
>Gavin Henson, will be wishing that her boyfriend was more careful with
>his belongings.Well, either that, or she'll be wishing that she hadn't
>sent him any topless snaps or cheeky texts via her mobile... then she'd
>be saved from the utter embarrassment of half of South Wales seeing her
>in a saucy Page 3-style pose.
>
>Whilst out on the town celebrating the Welsh rugby team's Grand Slam
>triumph in Cardiff, Gavin misplaced his phone.
>
>But in true 'finders keepers, losers weepers' style, whoever found the
>phone then forwarded the saucy pic of Charlotte onto a mate.
>
>And as these things will... the photo was forwarded and forwarded
>again.
>
>The Sun says that they have seen the photo, which they claim is now

>being offered to newspapers for Ł20,000.


>
>However, they have agreed not to publish it to spare Charlotte's
>embarrassment, but did reveal that the photo shows Charlotte cradling
>her ample curves."

Steve

Snuggles

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Apr 2, 2005, 6:08:07 PM4/2/05
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<gjone...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:1112482793.6...@z14g2000cwz.googlegroups.com...

Steve Walton wrote:
> On 2 Apr 2005 14:33:49 -0800, gjone...@yahoo.com (jasonx) wrote:
>
> >Here is the link to the real picture
> >
> >http://jona100.freeservers.com/
>
> only comment, is that a mobile phone piccy ?
> and she didn't take it, so that surely spoils the point of it being
> a personal *message* to gavin ?
>
> Steve

>Looks real to me (you can tell fakes a mile off),

You're kidding right? It is clearly fake.


David Wright

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Apr 2, 2005, 6:11:07 PM4/2/05
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>> Looks real to me (you can tell fakes a mile off)

Well, apparently *you* can't!

Just look at the neck join!

Well documented (along with the genuine photo from where this came) at
alt.binaries.tv.shaggable.babes.

I pity the people who bought this through eBay - waste of 99p of anyones
money!

D.

Schrodinger

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Apr 2, 2005, 6:13:00 PM4/2/05
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"jasonx" <gjone...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:e29d55ba.05040...@posting.google.com...

> Here is the link to the real picture
>
> http://jona100.freeservers.com/

Unless Charlotte has a Frankenstein's monster like scar across the front of
her neck, this has clearly been shopped.


Thanatos

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Apr 2, 2005, 6:19:16 PM4/2/05
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Yeah, 99p is a bit steep. I'd pay no more than a couple of threepenny
bits for it.

gutts

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Apr 2, 2005, 7:35:47 PM4/2/05
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jasonx <gjone...@yahoo.com> wrote:

> Here is the link to the real picture
>
> http://jona100.freeservers.com/

dead ringer for Liz Taylor

steeler

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Apr 2, 2005, 8:14:54 PM4/2/05
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"jasonx" <gjone...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:e29d55ba.05040...@posting.google.com...
> Here is the link to the real picture
>
> http://jona100.freeservers.com/

No - here is the real picture, without the cut and paste job.

http://www.asvg24.dsl.pipex.com/nipple02.jpg


Robin Lithaborn

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Apr 2, 2005, 9:01:33 PM4/2/05
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then she's done somethig horrible to her neck

--
"A man, talking"

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Robin Lithaborn

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Apr 2, 2005, 9:03:15 PM4/2/05
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yyech. i'll stick to the first one

Mike Plowman

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Apr 3, 2005, 3:49:50 AM4/3/05
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On Sun, 3 Apr 2005 02:14:54 +0100, "steeler" <nos...@nomail.com>
wrote:

Christ, Mick Hucnall has got tits?
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A Single Locust

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Apr 3, 2005, 3:51:39 AM4/3/05
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Anyone have any fake Lisa Maxwell nudes?

Lister

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Apr 3, 2005, 5:46:22 AM4/3/05
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La tempo, Sun, 03 Apr 2005 08:49:50 +0100 , La loco,
uk.media.tv.misc . Mike Plowman <mike.p...@dial.pipex.com> scribis

>On Sun, 3 Apr 2005 02:14:54 +0100, "steeler" <nos...@nomail.com>
>wrote:
>
>>
>>"jasonx" <gjone...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
>>news:e29d55ba.05040...@posting.google.com...
>>> Here is the link to the real picture
>>>
>>> http://jona100.freeservers.com/
>>
>>No - here is the real picture, without the cut and paste job.
>>
>>http://www.asvg24.dsl.pipex.com/nipple02.jpg
>>
>
>Christ, Mick Hucnall has got tits?


LOL!

I can see the resemblance there :)


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Vince

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Apr 3, 2005, 6:58:02 AM4/3/05
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"Robin Lithaborn" wrote
> Steve Walton wrote:

>> No I thought they looked real, I meant is that the quality you can get
>> from a mobile phone camera ?
>> Though I guess you've answered that with the "camera and emailed"

>> comment [snipped]

> then she's done somethig horrible to her neck

Yes. She forced some songs out of it.


Meng

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Apr 3, 2005, 7:13:19 AM4/3/05
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Robin Lithaborn wrote:
>
> then she's done somethig horrible to her neck
>

... and our ears.

Gordon Davie

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Apr 3, 2005, 8:17:24 AM4/3/05
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gjone...@yahoo.com wrote:

> The Sun says that they have seen the photo, which they claim is now

> being offered to newspapers for Ł20,000.


>
> However, they have agreed not to publish it to spare Charlotte's
> embarrassment,

Translation: they weren't prepared to pay that much.
--
Gordon Davie
Edinburgh, Scotland

"Slipped the surly bonds of Earth...to touch the face of God"


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steeler

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Apr 3, 2005, 2:59:07 PM4/3/05
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"Tonight Matthew..." <n...@way.ok> wrote in message
news:hd9051t0pld686jdh...@4ax.com...

> On 2 Apr 2005 14:33:49 -0800, gjone...@yahoo.com (jasonx) wrote:
>
>>Here is the link to the real picture
>
> ---Snipped fake link
>
> I wonder if this whole topless photo thing is a publicity stunt?
> Surely it would have surfaced by now.
>

By the papers maybe. Not that unusual anyway - the phone was taken and the
papers can only speculate that the picture was sent around. Could well be
that the phone was wiped before they knew what they had. I also think them
being offered it for £20k is pure fiction. News of the Screws have paid a
lot more for a lot less.


Dom Robinson

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Apr 4, 2005, 3:41:55 PM4/4/05
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In article <424f438e$0$295$cc9e...@news-text.dial.pipex.com>,
nos...@nomail.com says...

Bleah! What's wrong with her face?
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Thanatos

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Apr 4, 2005, 4:11:52 PM4/4/05
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On Mon, 4 Apr 2005 20:41:55 +0100, Dom Robinson
<Usethe...@inthesig.com> wrote:

>In article <424f438e$0$295$cc9e...@news-text.dial.pipex.com>,
>nos...@nomail.com says...
>>
>> "jasonx" <gjone...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
>> news:e29d55ba.05040...@posting.google.com...
>> > Here is the link to the real picture
>> >
>> > http://jona100.freeservers.com/
>>
>> No - here is the real picture, without the cut and paste job.
>>
>> http://www.asvg24.dsl.pipex.com/nipple02.jpg
>
>Bleah! What's wrong with her face?

Face? What face? I can't remember noticing she had one. :-)

LJM

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Apr 4, 2005, 4:28:59 PM4/4/05
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Friends, Thanatos, countrymen, lend me your newsreaders:

ISTR one of her "love-rivals" claiming she had two.

--
Lee J. Moore
"Life is short, art is long."

Paul Hyett

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Apr 5, 2005, 2:14:10 AM4/5/05
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In uk.media.tv.misc on Mon, 4 Apr 2005, Dom Robinson wrote :
>>
>> No - here is the real picture, without the cut and paste job.
>>
>> http://www.asvg24.dsl.pipex.com/nipple02.jpg
>
>Bleah! What's wrong with her face?

How would we know, since that so obviously *isn't* her.

Ms Church is only 19, and the woman in that photo looks at least a dozen
years older, not to mention a good many cup sizes bigger.
--
Paul 'US Sitcom Fan' Hyett

steeler

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Apr 5, 2005, 9:27:38 AM4/5/05
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"Paul Hyett" <p...@nojunkmailplease.co.uk> wrote in message
news:qajAAlBy...@activist.demon.co.uk...

That is the point Paul. This is the original pic before someone pasted
Charlottes head onto it in photoshop.


Marcus Houlden

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Apr 5, 2005, 9:21:04 PM4/5/05
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On Tue, 5 Apr 2005 14:27:38 +0100, steeler <nos...@nomail.com>
wrote the following to uk.media.tv.misc:

Well, if we're discussing Charlotte Church and jugs:
http://www.nukesoft.co.uk/personal/charlotte_church.jpg

mh.
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Dom Robinson

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Apr 6, 2005, 1:40:07 PM4/6/05
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In article <slrnd56ef...@neutron.nukesoft.co.uk>, sp...@nukesoft.co.uk
says...

> > That is the point Paul. This is the original pic before someone pasted
> > Charlottes head onto it in photoshop.
>
> Well, if we're discussing Charlotte Church and jugs:
> http://www.nukesoft.co.uk/personal/charlotte_church.jpg
>
Is she playing Zoe Wanamaker's daughter in this week's Doctor Who? :)
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