Moira Stewart's Hair
James Pratt
the burning issue: Moira Stewart's trick hair. From shiny black
straight to brown Christmas tree spikes. I liked the earlier version.
What's the verdict of others?
Dom Robinson
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That she and Zoe Wanamaker are one and the same person, or at least visit
the same wig shop.
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James Pratt
Dom Hi- Not certain about Zoe but Moira pleases me less and less these
days. Why spend more than £5 on a wig when millions of viewers will be
fooled into thinking it is her real hair? She's convinced by the look
on her face, perhaps....
Zsa Zsa
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Dodgy syrup.
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Gateway
...or 'doggy syrup'! I always thought she had one of those friendly,
dopey dog-type faces. Her appearance always seems very artificial and
plasticy. She's like Mrs Max Headroom.
Zsa Zsa
Gateway <gatew...@yahoo.co.uk> wrote in message
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Most definitely. I think her foundation is several millimetres thick,
slapped on with a trowel.
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James Pratt
Apparently a London DJ phoned the BBC but they declined to comment on
her barnet. Then he rang MS's agent who slammed the phone down. Where
now for are detective work?
I throw down the challenge!!
Zsa Zsa
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> > James Pratt <lithi...@aol.com> wrote in message
> > news:f7e3868.01120...@posting.google.com...
> > > Minor upheavals in the world have distracted media attention away from
> > > the burning issue: Moira Stewart's trick hair. From shiny black
> > > straight to brown Christmas tree spikes. I liked the earlier version.
> > > What's the verdict of others?
> >
> > Dodgy syrup.
> >
> > Love Zsa Zsa
> > xxxxxxxxxxxx
>
> Apparently a London DJ phoned the BBC but they declined to comment on
> her barnet. Then he rang MS's agent who slammed the phone down. Where
> now for are detective work?
> I throw down the challenge!!
Our case is won. They didn't want to talk about it did they - what does
that suggest. But I also don't like how she used to always wear great big
brooches on her left shoulder - is she still doing that? I've been so
transfixed by the err hair, and haven't noticed......
Love Zsa Zsa
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Jim Hanner
wrote:
>Our case is won. They didn't want to talk about it did they - what does
>that suggest. But I also don't like how she used to always wear great big
>brooches on her left shoulder - is she still doing that? I've been so
>transfixed by the err hair, and haven't noticed......
There's her mistake. If she'd continued with the brooches, maybe
nobody would have noticed her hair. I vote 'yes' for Moira's hair, btw
- wig or not. If it's real, I hope she keeps growing it and gets it
trained upwards like David Grant has on Popeye Doll (TM Jeff
Lawrence).
James Pratt
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> > > James Pratt <lithi...@aol.com> wrote in message
> > > news:f7e3868.01120...@posting.google.com...
> > > > Minor upheavals in the world have distracted media attention away from
> > > > the burning issue: Moira Stewart's trick hair. From shiny black
> > > > straight to brown Christmas tree spikes. I liked the earlier version.
> > > > What's the verdict of others?
> > >
> > > Dodgy syrup.
> > >
> > > Love Zsa Zsa
> > > xxxxxxxxxxxx
> >
> > Apparently a London DJ phoned the BBC but they declined to comment on
> > her barnet. Then he rang MS's agent who slammed the phone down. Where
> > now for are detective work?
> > I throw down the challenge!!
>
> Our case is won. They didn't want to talk about it did they - what does
> that suggest. But I also don't like how she used to always wear great big
> brooches on her left shoulder - is she still doing that? I've been so
> transfixed by the err hair, and haven't noticed......
>
> Love Zsa Zsa
> xxxxxxxxxxxx
Our case is not won. The games are only just beginning. Present some
evidence and you can pin a medal on yourself for effort. But yes, Zsa
Zsa, her hair is transfixed. Who else can this be said of?
List.
Zsa Zsa
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> > > > > Minor upheavals in the world have distracted media attention away
from
> > > > > the burning issue: Moira Stewart's trick hair. From shiny black
> > > > > straight to brown Christmas tree spikes. I liked the earlier
version.
> > > > > What's the verdict of others?
> >
> > that suggest. But I also don't like how she used to always wear great
big
> > brooches on her left shoulder - is she still doing that? I've been so
> > transfixed by the err hair, and haven't noticed......
> >
>
> evidence and you can pin a medal on yourself for effort. But yes, Zsa
> Zsa, her hair is transfixed. Who else can this be said of?
>
> List.
Zsa Zsa's. I haven't visited my hairdresser for 21 months. My hair has to
be seen to be believed. I am now too embarrassed to go to the hairdresser.
That woman in Emmerdale and that woman in Eastenders.
That other woman in Emmerdale with the fringe on the old Fererer Roche (sp)
ad.
Vorderbitch, except one isn't transfixed, too repulsive.
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Jim Hanner
wrote:
>Zsa Zsa's. I haven't visited my hairdresser for 21 months. My hair has to
>be seen to be believed. I am now too embarrassed to go to the hairdresser.
<tuts> Hmmm, you've been cutting it yourself, haven't you? <deep
intake of breath> Well, I'll *try* to do something with it, but you
should really come and see me every 6 weeks, even if it hasn't grown
at all.
;)
Zsa Zsa
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> On Sun, 9 Dec 2001 17:03:45 -0000, "Zsa Zsa" <cdc...@supanet.com>
> wrote:
>
> >Zsa Zsa's. I haven't visited my hairdresser for 21 months. My hair has
to
> >be seen to be believed. I am now too embarrassed to go to the
hairdresser.
>
> <tuts> Hmmm, you've been cutting it yourself, haven't you?
Yes.
<deep
> intake of breath>
I know.
Well, I'll *try* to do something with it, but you
> should really come and see me every 6 weeks, even if it hasn't grown
> at all.
>
> ;)
Where *are* you exactly, and what are your credentials? Do you know Owen,
cos he's done a runner and I need him urgently.
Love Zsa Zsa
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Julian Barkway
"Zsa Zsa" <cdc...@supanet.com> spake thusly to the assembled multitudes,
agog with barely concealed anticipation:
>But I also don't like how she used to always wear great big
>brooches on her left shoulder - is she still doing that?
Are you sure it's really a brooch and not some small dead animal that
happened to fall out...?
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Zsa Zsa
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>
> "Zsa Zsa" <cdc...@supanet.com> spake thusly to the assembled multitudes,
> agog with barely concealed anticipation:
>
> >But I also don't like how she used to always wear great big
> >brooches on her left shoulder - is she still doing that?
>
> Are you sure it's really a brooch and not some small dead animal that
> happened to fall out...?
;o))) No, definitely brooches as opposed to small rodents..........They
looked like they'd come from Past Times or something equally on the tragic
side, fashioned in the Viking or Celtic "style" ...........
Cute.
Love Zsa Zsa
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>
James Pratt
ZZ,
Going back to C Vorder, does she wear wigs? As to Emmerdale, who
there? Not my fav prog.
>
> Love Zsa Zsa
> xxxxxxxxxxxx
> >
Zsa Zsa
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> > > [Re: <9uublf$s2p$1...@chilli.nntp.netline.net.uk>]
> > >
> Going back to C Vorder, does she wear wigs?
I don't know. But it would show her caring side if she wore a paper bag
over her head and drew a face on it with felt pens.
As to Emmerdale, who
> there? Not my fav prog.
Nor mine, but there are some funny looking people, esp. in the credits at
the beginning, none of whom are actually *in* the programme, which is a bit
odd.
What's the name of the bird that's married to Ashley? I think it's Bernice,
and she's very good and very attractive, so I don't mean *her*. But
everyone knows her mum wears a blonde wig. Then there's the posh knob bird
who owns THE STUD, and she had that very horrible too short fringe business
(she was in the Ferrer Roche ads, also sporting stupid short fringe). And
what about Emily's ears? Jesus. And how come she was the village idiot
supreme, but is now promoted to intellectual of the area - NOT very
convincing. But those ears..........really...........
Then there's the prostitute, her hair is *hideous*, looks like her last
three clients have come in her hair, and she just sort of combed it through
hoping no-one would notice, but sadly we do.
And what about Dot Cotton in EE? She went through a bad patch styling her
syrup on Bowie's Aladdin Sane period. And as for Sharon,
well...........that hair is definitely *real* isn't it, as real as the
actress's acting ability. Hmmmmmmmmm.
Love and bitching rule OK, Zsa
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James Pratt
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> > > >
> > ZZ,
> > Going back to C Vorder, does she wear wigs?
>
> I don't know. But it would show her caring side if she wore a paper bag
> over her head and drew a face on it with felt pens.
[What would Richard Count-down say?]
>
> As to Emmerdale, who
> > there? Not my fav prog.
>
> Nor mine, but there are some funny looking people, esp. in the credits at
> the beginning, none of whom are actually *in* the programme, which is a bit
> odd.
>
> What's the name of the bird that's married to Ashley? I think it's Bernice,
> and she's very good and very attractive, so I don't mean *her*. But
> everyone knows her mum wears a blonde wig. Then there's the posh knob bird
> who owns THE STUD, and she had that very horrible too short fringe business
> (she was in the Ferrer Roche ads, also sporting stupid short fringe). And
> what about Emily's ears? Jesus. And how come she was the village idiot
> supreme, but is now promoted to intellectual of the area - NOT very
> convincing. But those ears..........really...........
>
> Then there's the prostitute, her hair is *hideous*, looks like her last
> three clients have come in her hair, and she just sort of combed it through
> hoping no-one would notice, but sadly we do.
> [Goodness,me ZZ, what am I missing?]
> And what about Dot Cotton in EE? She went through a bad patch styling her
> syrup on Bowie's Aladdin Sane period. And as for Sharon,
> well...........that hair is definitely *real* isn't it, as real as the
> actress's acting ability. Hmmmmmmmmm.
[I think they may have tried to make her as different to Barbara
Windsor as possible; still, these are examples of actresses in
different parts. Moira Stw was vanity, naivety; although I was
entertained.
Who else offends you hairwise? Oprah!]
Zsa Zsa
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> > > > >
> > > ZZ,
> > > Going back to C Vorder, does she wear wigs?
> >
> > I don't know. But it would show her caring side if she wore a paper bag
> > over her head and drew a face on it with felt pens.
>
> [What would Richard Count-down say?]
Oh that she was quite attractive for a bag and he'd give her one anyway.
> >
> >
> > What's the name of the bird that's married to Ashley? I think it's
Bernice,
> > and she's very good and very attractive, so I don't mean *her*. But
> > everyone knows her mum wears a blonde wig. Then there's the posh knob
bird
> > who owns THE STUD, and she had that very horrible too short fringe
business
> > (she was in the Ferrer Roche ads, also sporting stupid short fringe).
And
> > what about Emily's ears? Jesus. And how come she was the village idiot
> > supreme, but is now promoted to intellectual of the area - NOT very
> > convincing. But those ears..........really...........
> >
> > Then there's the prostitute, her hair is *hideous*, looks like her last
> > three clients have come in her hair, and she just sort of combed it
through
> > hoping no-one would notice, but sadly we do.
>
> > [Goodness,me ZZ, what am I missing?]
Nowt, or nuffink as we say rahnd 'ere. My comments are hopefully more
entertaining than the programme itself, otherwise I might as well slit my
wrists here and now.
>
> > And what about Dot Cotton in EE? She went through a bad patch styling
her
> > syrup on Bowie's Aladdin Sane period. And as for Sharon,
> > well...........that hair is definitely *real* isn't it, as real as the
> > actress's acting ability. Hmmmmmmmmm.
>
> [I think they may have tried to make her as different to Barbara
> Windsor as possible; still, these are examples of actresses in
> different parts. Moira Stw was vanity, naivety; although I was
> entertained.
Yes, I see your point........
>
> Who else offends you hairwise? Oprah!]
I don't mind Oprah. I think she's generally very well turned out........
What's her hair like at the moment? She does seem to change it rather a
lot.
I can't think of anybody else whose barnet is bitchable, because mine is
very bad indeed. But at least it's me own.
Love Zsa Zsa and her split ends.
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>> Going back to C Vorder, does she wear wigs?
>
>I don't know.
No last time I saw her.
>what about Emily's ears? Jesus. And how come she was the village idiot
>supreme, but is now promoted to intellectual of the area - NOT very
>convincing.
The Dingles went through the ritual soap character transformation a
couple of years back, from nasty rogues to salt of the earth rogues.
And I won't even start to mention Nicky Tilsley....
Jim Hanner
wrote:
>
>Jim Hanner <j...@hanner.org.uk> wrote in message
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>Well, I'll *try* to do something with it, but you
>> should really come and see me every 6 weeks, even if it hasn't grown
>> at all.
>
>Where *are* you exactly, and what are your credentials? Do you know Owen,
>cos he's done a runner and I need him urgently.
Funnily enough, I do know Owen. He's a bit busy at school at the
moment, but if you want him to cut your hair I'm sure he'll have a go!
Zsa Zsa
What's he doing at school? He's finally lost it hasn't he.........What a
shame. Tell him to leave that lot alone and get back to Sunny Goodge street
*immediately* - there's no time to be lost.
Love Zsa Zsa
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Zsa Zsa
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>
> >> Going back to C Vorder, does she wear wigs?
> >
> >I don't know.
>
> No last time I saw her.
Why didn't you shoot her? That was a bit slack wasn't it? She's right at
the top of myself and my daughter's beating up list, and has been there for
some time.
>
> >what about Emily's ears? Jesus. And how come she was the village idiot
> >supreme, but is now promoted to intellectual of the area - NOT very
> >convincing.
>
> The Dingles went through the ritual soap character transformation a
> couple of years back, from nasty rogues to salt of the earth rogues.
I liked Zak Dingle's first wife, she was very funny indeed. Now she was
like a proper gypsy. I like the Dingle that's shagging the policewoman,
he's got some of that traditional appeal as well. And Charity is very
funny, even if she is Semen Head.
> And I won't even start to mention Nicky Tilsley....
Is he that one, you know, who............yes. Very scary indeed. Or did
you like him? Is he still in Canada? Best place for him - Mounties an'
that.
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>
Sam Maughan
<cdc...@supanet.com> writes
>
>Jim Hanner <j...@hanner.org.uk> wrote in message
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>> On Sun, 9 Dec 2001 19:20:12 -0000, "Zsa Zsa" <cdc...@supanet.com>
>> wrote:
>>
>> >
>> >Jim Hanner <j...@hanner.org.uk> wrote in message
>> >news:tf771u47irfrtu2c0...@4ax.com...
>> >Well, I'll *try* to do something with it, but you
>> >> should really come and see me every 6 weeks, even if it hasn't grown
>> >> at all.
>> >
>> >Where *are* you exactly, and what are your credentials? Do you know
>Owen,
>> >cos he's done a runner and I need him urgently.
>>
>> Funnily enough, I do know Owen. He's a bit busy at school at the
>> moment, but if you want him to cut your hair I'm sure he'll have a go!
>
>What's he doing at school?
Learning the basics of wizardry I would imagine.
Now if he could magic up Old Speckled from thin air...
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Oh, is he one of Harry Potter's chums? Well I need some magic to sort this
barnet out, so I'm not fussy really.
>
> Now if he could magic up Old Speckled from thin air...
Is that your fave? I sadly can't tolerate alcohol anymore, but if I could
I'd be drinking vodkas and grapefruit to start, brandy's to finish. And
when I say finish, I mean finish.
Love Zsa Zsa, who just has to take more drugs instead
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> --
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Sam Maughan
<cdc...@supanet.com> writes
>
>> Learning the basics of wizardry I would imagine.
>
>Oh, is he one of Harry Potter's chums?
Well, I'm not the person to ask. However from recent evidence I would
say everybody seems to like Harry Potter from 'reading age' to 'nearly'
34. Actually correct that: to 'just over' 60. Although I fall into the
correct age range I haven't read it despite numerous sources for a copy.
Have seen the film though which would have been a lot better if they
hadn't blown all the money of SFX and terrible child actors. A bit of
cash thrown at the plot (like, say, including it) would have helped.
Roll on Lord of The Rings.
>Well I need some magic to sort this
>barnet out, so I'm not fussy really.
Go Aliens 3
>>
>> Now if he could magic up Old Speckled from thin air...
>
>Is that your fave?
Of its type, yes.
> I sadly can't tolerate alcohol anymore, but if I could
>I'd be drinking vodkas and grapefruit to start, brandy's to finish. And
>when I say finish, I mean finish.
I think I can see why you 'can't tolerate alcohol anymore' :-)
>
>Love Zsa Zsa, who just has to take more drugs instead
Oh, you would never catch me taking drugs.
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Zsa Zsa
> In message <9v3o0s$cht$1...@chilli.nntp.netline.net.uk>, Zsa Zsa
> <cdc...@supanet.com> writes
> >
> >Sam Maughan <s...@gubbyink.demon.co.uk> wrote in message
> >news:elhOJkN9...@gubbyink.demon.co.uk...
>
> >> Learning the basics of wizardry I would imagine.
> >
> >Oh, is he one of Harry Potter's chums?
>
> Well, I'm not the person to ask. However from recent evidence I would
> say everybody seems to like Harry Potter from 'reading age' to 'nearly'
> 34. Actually correct that: to 'just over' 60.
I know of someone who's 70 avidly reading it. It's very strange.
Although I fall into the
> correct age range I haven't read it despite numerous sources for a copy.
I'm too old, I'm 42 you see.
> Have seen the film though which would have been a lot better if they
> hadn't blown all the money of SFX and terrible child actors.
Oh dear, I won't bother then.
A bit of
> cash thrown at the plot (like, say, including it) would have helped.
That's ridiculous isn't it.....
> Roll on Lord of The Rings.
Out this Friday I do believe - looks very good doesn't it - trouble is I'm
not what you'd call a Tolkein fan, but I'd probably be alright with the
film.
>
> >Well I need some magic to sort this
> >barnet out, so I'm not fussy really.
>
> Go Aliens 3
I still think Owen would be better. The Biz Owen, not the HP one.
>
> >>
> >> Now if he could magic up Old Speckled from thin air...
> >
> >Is that your fave?
>
> Of its type, yes.
>
> > I sadly can't tolerate alcohol anymore, but if I could
> >I'd be drinking vodkas and grapefruit to start, brandy's to finish. And
> >when I say finish, I mean finish.
>
> I think I can see why you 'can't tolerate alcohol anymore' :-)
Well there is that ;o) But I've got ME babe, and ever since I've been ill
alcohol just comes straight out of my bottom. Well wine does. Spirits stay
where they should, but I usually get a thumping great migraine, so that's
not much fun either. I'm alright with cocktails though, as long as I don't
overdo it, which of course I do. And hangovers with ME are excrutiatingly
severe and last for TWO WEEKS.
>
> >
> >Love Zsa Zsa, who just has to take more drugs instead
>
> Oh, you would never catch me taking drugs.
Oh yes I would. Alcohol, coffee, tea, paracetamol, not to mention the fun
stuff..........honestly you're such a liar. I'm not your mum you know.
Love Zsa Zsa
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>
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> Sam Maughan
Ruby Flipper
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[re Carol Vorderman]
>> No last time I saw her.
>
>Why didn't you shoot her? That was a bit slack wasn't it?
I don't think YTV security would have been too chuffed, nor would I
want to incure the wrath of 150 pensioners.
>> And I won't even start to mention Nicky Tilsley....
>
>Is he that one, you know, who............yes. Very scary indeed. Or did
>you like him?
In a 'so bad he's good' kind of way I liked the old Nicky Tilsley - he
brought the word "cool" into his own ;-) The episode where he ran off
to London but couldn't find the centre from the coach station so he
went to Torquay (?) instead was classic. The new Nick wasn't half as
much fun.
Zsa Zsa
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> uk.media.tv.misc
>
> [re Carol Vorderman]
>
> >> No last time I saw her.
> >
> >Why didn't you shoot her? That was a bit slack wasn't it?
>
> I don't think YTV security would have been too chuffed, nor would I
> want to incure the wrath of 150 pensioners.
See your point. I don't think I could cope with her in real life and not do
something violent though.
>
> >> And I won't even start to mention Nicky Tilsley....
> >
> >Is he that one, you know, who............yes. Very scary indeed. Or did
> >you like him?
>
> In a 'so bad he's good' kind of way I liked the old Nicky Tilsley - he
> brought the word "cool" into his own ;-)
Are we talking about the same person? Did he marry Leanne, or not marry her
or something, and go to Canada? Did the actor make a pop record that was
very obviously playing on the homoerotic? Or are you talking about the
little brother, who is IMHO the only vaguely interesting character in the
street these days.......Or are you talking about the actor *before* the
Leanne/pop singing one? Christ this is getting a bit complicated innit ;o)
The episode where he ran off
> to London but couldn't find the centre from the coach station so he
> went to Torquay (?) instead was classic. The new Nick wasn't half as
> much fun.
Well that sounds very funny and familiar, but my memory is worse than anyone
realises........Is the one you're talking about that pop singing one? If
so, he was hilarious and tragic, and as you say, "cool" in his own
completely individual way....If it's the actor before him he just made me
think of sick I'm afraid, and I'm emitophobic. Change the subject,
quick.....<starts getting panicky>
Love Zsa Zsa
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>
>
Jim Hanner
<s...@gubbyink.demon.co.uk> wrote:
>Oh, you would never catch me taking drugs.
/me tries something out...
Sam, do you remember working in Amsterdam? ;)
Sam Maughan
<j...@hanner.org.uk> writes
Surely if I remember it I wasn't there, or is that the sixties?
--
Sam Maughan
Zsa Zsa
No, it's narcotics.
Love Zsa
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> --
> Sam Maughan
MikeW
Zsa Zsa wrote:
> Ruby Flipper <r...@bring.back.wogan's.web> wrote in message
> news:tova1u0546ha3tbdu...@4ax.com...
> > "Zsa Zsa" <cdc...@supanet.com> found a crayon and scribbed in
> > uk.media.tv.misc
> >
> > [re Carol Vorderman]
> >
> > >> No last time I saw her.
> > >
> > >Why didn't you shoot her? That was a bit slack wasn't it?
> >
> > I don't think YTV security would have been too chuffed, nor would I
> > want to incure the wrath of 150 pensioners.
>
> See your point. I don't think I could cope with her in real life and not do
> something violent though.
>
Rubbish, you probably get on like best buddies and end up having lingerie
parties together.
Mike Warren.
Zsa Zsa
MikeW <m.d.wa...@rl.ac.uk> wrote in message
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That's a very odd thing to say. I'm trying to imagine it...........
I don't like it.
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> Mike Warren.
>
>
>
MikeW
Zsa Zsa wrote:
I forgot the smiley .;)
I meant that most of these celebs who we hate on the TV, we'd probabaly find
they are quite ok in real life. I remember a celeb sleep over with Vanessa
Feltz. The guy hated her from what he'd seen on the TV. However, after she'd
stayed in his house with his family, and he got to know her, they ended up
getting on like a house on fire!.
Mike Warren.
James Pratt
x35 postings growing out of speculations about Moira's poor haircuts,
most wandering far from the subject. Vanessa Feltz?
Zsa Zsa
>
>
> Zsa Zsa wrote:
>
> > MikeW <m.d.wa...@rl.ac.uk> wrote in message
> > news:3C15B2DB...@rl.ac.uk...
> > >
> > >
> > > Zsa Zsa wrote:
> > >
> > > > Ruby Flipper <r...@bring.back.wogan's.web> wrote in message
> > > > news:tova1u0546ha3tbdu...@4ax.com...
> > > > > "Zsa Zsa" <cdc...@supanet.com> found a crayon and scribbed in
> > > > > uk.media.tv.misc
> > > > >
> > > > > [re Carol Vorderman]
and
> > not do
> > > > something violent though.
> > > >
> > >
> > > Rubbish, you probably get on like best buddies and end up having
lingerie
> > > parties together.
> >
> > That's a very odd thing to say. I'm trying to imagine it...........
> >
> > I don't like it.
> >
> > Love Zsa Zsa
> >
>
> I forgot the smiley .;)
No probs - I prefer to be cryptic - adds a whole new dimension ;o) whoops
shouldn't have put that should I.
>
> I meant that most of these celebs who we hate on the TV, we'd probabaly
find
> they are quite ok in real life.
Apart from Carol Vorderman of course.
I remember a celeb sleep over with Vanessa
> Feltz. The guy hated her from what he'd seen on the TV. However, after
she'd
> stayed in his house with his family, and he got to know her, they ended up
> getting on like a house on fire!.
Well I'm very odd because I really do like Venessa Feltz. I even tried to
speak to her on a TV phone in - I felt for her enormously because her ex is
a complete and utter cunt. I also thought she was very funny on BB. I also
believe that the whole thing was completely rigged, in favour of Anthea
Chunder I mean Turner - there is no way that Chris Eubanks could have been
less popular than Chunder.
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>
>
>
>
>
>
>
Ruby Flipper
uk.media.tv.misc
>Well that sounds very funny and familiar, but my memory is worse than anyone
>realises........Is the one you're talking about that pop singing one?
No. He was crap, and his bad acting wasn't even funny.
Zsa Zsa
Ruby Flipper <r...@bring.back.wogan's.web> wrote in message
Oh him - the one that reminds me of a pool of sick. I much prefer the pop
singing one. Whatever happened to him? He's been quiet for ages, probably
well brought up and doesn't speak with his mouthful.
Love Zsa Zsa
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Jeff Lawrence
What? The pool of sick was well brought up?
Cheers
Jeff
Tripitaka
<cdc...@supanet.com> stopped dithering and somehow managed to put the
letters in the correct order to type:
>
>Ruby Flipper <r...@bring.back.wogan's.web> wrote in message
>news:uppc1ucq5ltd8a934...@4ax.com...
>> "Zsa Zsa" <cdc...@supanet.com> found a crayon and scribbed in
>> uk.media.tv.misc
>>
>> >Well that sounds very funny and familiar, but my memory is worse than
>> >anyone realises........Is the one you're talking about that pop singing one?
>>
>> No. He was crap, and his bad acting wasn't even funny.
>
>Oh him - the one that reminds me of a pool of sick. I much prefer the pop
>singing one.
I've seen Adam Rickett sing "live"... :-)
Joolz
--
God bless European unity
And all those who never sleep
Zsa Zsa
Jeff Lawrence <jeff.l...@ntlworld.com> wrote in message
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You're brilliant.
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> Cheers
> Jeff
>
>
>
Zsa Zsa
Tripitaka <joolz.s....@wanadoo.nl> wrote in message
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What happened? Anything significant? Was he bare-breasted at any stage in
his performance for example?
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Lee J. Moore
[..]
> What happened? Anything significant? Was he bare-breasted at any stage
> in his performance for example?
[..]
Hey, Adam has grown up and become all sofisticooted thesedays. He's doing
Rent in West London(ho ho ho[1]), still in denial that the Theatre isn't
just hiring him because he's the most likely to get some publicity on
daytime TV[2].
[1] Oh, tis the season.
[2] That's an appalling degree of pessimism I'm showing for such a superb
play as Rent!
Regards :)
--
Lee J. Moore
lee at strictlybritish dot com
Lee J. Moore
Oh dear, I'm replying twice...
>> I've seen Adam Rickett sing "live"... :-)
[..]
> Love Zsa Zsa
> xxxxxxxxxxxx
[..]
I was away for a few days last week, and am regretting ignoring some
threads in order to catch up quickly.
Please tell me - *HOW* on earth did you get from Moira Stewarts hair to
Adam Rickett? LOL.
Zsa Zsa
Lee J. Moore <lo...@my.sig> wrote in message
news:1513520.h...@news.strictlybritish.net...
> One may as well begin with Zsa Zsa's letters to the newsgroup:
>
> [..]
> > What happened? Anything significant? Was he bare-breasted at any stage
> > in his performance for example?
> [..]
>
> Hey, Adam has grown up and become all sofisticooted thesedays. He's doing
> Rent in West London(ho ho ho[1]), still in denial that the Theatre isn't
> just hiring him because he's the most likely to get some publicity on
> daytime TV[2].
>
> [1] Oh, tis the season.
Not 'arf ;o)))
> [2] That's an appalling degree of pessimism I'm showing for such a superb
> play as Rent!
I think you're just being honest - nothing wrong with that is there.
He's doing alright then really isn't he.
Love Zsa Zsa
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Zsa Zsa
Lee J. Moore <lo...@my.sig> wrote in message
> One may as well begin with Zsa Zsa's letters to the newsgroup:
>
> Oh dear, I'm replying twice...
>
> >> I've seen Adam Rickett sing "live"... :-)
> [..]
> > Love Zsa Zsa
> > xxxxxxxxxxxx
> [..]
>
> I was away for a few days last week, and am regretting ignoring some
> threads in order to catch up quickly.
>
> Please tell me - *HOW* on earth did you get from Moira Stewarts hair to
> Adam Rickett? LOL.
It was all Ruby Clitoris's fault - you might have known ;o))))
I love Ruby.
Love Zsa Zsa
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Tripitaka
<cdc...@supanet.com> stopped dithering and somehow managed to put the
letters in the correct order to type:
>> I've seen Adam Rickett sing "live"... :-)
>
>What happened? Anything significant?
Well, the students I was supervising at the time stood around looking
unimpressed and wondering who the hell Adam Rickett was and the
teachers made tits of themselves dancing (feh - the Fr*nch don't get
irony...)
>Was he bare-breasted at any stage in his performance for example?
He was. Unnatural I'd call it... :-)
Lee J. Moore
> Hello Lee!
[..]
> I think you're just being honest - nothing wrong with that is there.
Well, maybe just sarcastic (as usual!) ;) I begrudge Adam his success.
Why? The words, washboard and stomach are the first to spring to mind.
> He's doing alright then really isn't he.
I wont allow it! No! LOL.
Lee J. Moore
> Sometime on Wed, 12 Dec 2001 23:23:35 -0000, "Zsa Zsa"
[..]
>>Was he bare-breasted at any stage in his performance for example?
>
> He was. Unnatural I'd call it... :-)
Indeed! If Mr Potato Head had clip on chests, Adam Rickets would be one of
them.
That perfect torso doesn't quite match Rickets head does it?
Lee J. Moore
[..]
> It was all Ruby Clitoris's fault - you might have known ;o))))
>
> I love Ruby
...aaah, but do you love her surname? <grin>
Zsa Zsa
Lee J. Moore <lo...@my.sig> wrote in message
> One may as well begin with Zsa Zsa's letters to the newsgroup:
>
> > Hello Lee!
> [..]
> > I think you're just being honest - nothing wrong with that is there.
>
> Well, maybe just sarcastic (as usual!) ;)
Oh I'm never sarcastic, I think it's such a low form of wit pffffffffffff
;o))))))))))
I begrudge Adam his success.
> Why? The words, washboard and stomach are the first to spring to mind.
You're brilliant.......... You *shall* go to the ball!!! <lightly taps
abdominals with wand> Go *on* Lee, it's all *meant*.
>
> > He's doing alright then really isn't he.
>
> I wont allow it! No! LOL.
Now, now, temper temper ;o))))
Love from your Fairy Godmother who's awfully busy at this time of year
(contract those abdominals for christ's sakes.....<raises eyes to the
heavens in a Jewish type way.>)
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Zsa Zsa
Lee J. Moore <lo...@my.sig> wrote in message
> One may as well begin with Zsa Zsa's letters to the newsgroup:
>
> [..]
> > It was all Ruby Clitoris's fault - you might have known ;o))))
> >
> > I love Ruby
>
> ...aaah, but do you love her surname? <grin>
Don't be so damn cheeky - honestly.
;o)
Love Button
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Zsa Zsa
> Sometime on Wed, 12 Dec 2001 23:23:35 -0000, "Zsa Zsa"
> <cdc...@supanet.com> stopped dithering and somehow managed to put the
> letters in the correct order to type:
>
> >> I've seen Adam Rickett sing "live"... :-)
> >
> >What happened? Anything significant?
>
> Well, the students I was supervising at the time stood around looking
> unimpressed and wondering who the hell Adam Rickett was and the
> teachers made tits of themselves dancing (feh - the Fr*nch don't get
> irony...)
BRILLIANT - BRAVO.
>
> >Was he bare-breasted at any stage in his performance for example?
>
> He was. Unnatural I'd call it... :-)
See - I'm psychic innit ;o))
Love Zsa Zsa, who believes the whole meaning of life is the *irony* of it
all...............
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Lee J. Moore
>
> Lee J. Moore <lo...@my.sig> wrote in message
> news:6074828.q...@news.strictlybritish.net...
[..]
>> Well, maybe just sarcastic (as usual!) ;)
>
> Oh I'm never sarcastic, I think it's such a low form of wit pffffffffffff
> ;o))))))))))
Oooh you Wildean Wonder you! But what's Michelle pfffffffff got to do with
it? ;))
> I begrudge Adam his success.
>> Why? The words, washboard and stomach are the first to spring to mind.
>
> You're brilliant.......... You *shall* go to the ball!!! <lightly taps
> abdominals with wand> Go *on* Lee, it's all *meant*.
OK, I've kicked a Doc. Marten boot through the window, so where is my
Prince? ;))
[..]
Zsa Zsa
Lee J. Moore <lo...@my.sig> wrote in message
> One may as well begin with Zsa Zsa's letters to the newsgroup:
>
> >
> > Lee J. Moore <lo...@my.sig> wrote in message
> > news:6074828.q...@news.strictlybritish.net...
> [..]
> >> Well, maybe just sarcastic (as usual!) ;)
> >
> > Oh I'm never sarcastic, I think it's such a low form of wit
pffffffffffff
> > ;o))))))))))
>
> Oooh you Wildean Wonder you! But what's Michelle pfffffffff got to do with
> it? ;))
F all, it's just my I think that's very funny indeed noise. She's very
pretty though I think. We are all of us in the gutter, but some of us are
looking at the stars.
>
> > I begrudge Adam his success.
> >> Why? The words, washboard and stomach are the first to spring to mind.
> >
> > You're brilliant.......... You *shall* go to the ball!!! <lightly taps
> > abdominals with wand> Go *on* Lee, it's all *meant*.
>
> OK, I've kicked a Doc. Marten boot through the window, so where is my
> Prince? ;))
On the stage in the West End - go and get him. Hope he's good at fixing
windows, if not, send him back ok.
Love Zsa I mean Fairy Godmother
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Ruby Flipper
uk.media.tv.misc
>It was all Ruby Clitoris's fault - you might have known ;o))))
Oi, show some respect please.
<you'll be saying it was 'Pan's Penis' next...*sigh* the youth of
today...>
Ruby Flipper
in uk.media.tv.misc
>Well, the students I was supervising at the time stood around looking
>unimpressed and wondering who the hell Adam Rickett was and the
>teachers made tits of themselves dancing (feh - the Fr*nch don't get
>irony...)
Irony my arse (and can I just point out Tripitaka has also seen Let
Loose. No more needs to be said...) Perhaps the French were more
grown up and had better taste than their teachers and were plain
embarrassed ....that was more likely the case :-)
MikeW
Ruby Flipper wrote:
well, gives a whole new meaning to 'Blowing the pipes of Pan' ;)
Mike Warren.
Corkster
"Lee J. Moore" <lo...@my.sig> wrote in message
back in the summer... in fact the only let-down during the show was Adam
himself! The supporting cast were brilliant, but Adam simply couldn't act or
do the required accent. Also on the recent clip of him that they showed on
Liquid News, it was quite obvious that he was largely miming during the
chorus numbers!
I'll vouch that he sang live quite well, though.
Andrew
Zsa Zsa
Ruby Flipper <r...@bring.back.wogan's.web> wrote in message
> "Zsa Zsa" <cdc...@supanet.com> found a crayon and scribbed in
> uk.media.tv.misc
>
> >It was all Ruby Clitoris's fault - you might have known ;o))))
>
> Oi, show some respect please.
Sorry, I did not mean to offend thee Ruby, please forgive me.
>
> <you'll be saying it was 'Pan's Penis' next...*sigh* the youth of
> today...>
Well for that I will never be rude about your last name again.
I'm a youth of today, and I'm 42, so that can't be bad can it?
I realise somebody must have said this already, but I realised a few days
ago that the opposite of a chick flick must be a prick flick.
D. H. Lawrence's house was called The Phallus.
I think I ought to go to bed now, before I get carried away.
Love and apologies Zsa Zsa
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>
>
Zsa Zsa
Well that's true isn't it - and Pan is known for his permanently semi-erect
penis isn't he? He's one of my fave gods, in fact he is my fave god. I do
love nature, it's so important I always think. And flocks. And nymphs and
shepherds.
Apparently, when Jesus was born, there were cries of "Pan is dead!!!" all
over the shop.
Oh look, another three worder for Christmas.
Love Zsa Zsa
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>
> Mike Warren.
>
>
Tripitaka
<r...@bring.back.wogan's.web> stopped dithering and somehow managed to
put the letters in the correct order to type:
>joolz.s....@wanadoo.nl (Tripitaka) found a crayon and scribbed
>in uk.media.tv.misc
>
>>Well, the students I was supervising at the time stood around looking
>>unimpressed and wondering who the hell Adam Rickett was and the
>>teachers made tits of themselves dancing (feh - the Fr*nch don't get
>>irony...)
>
>Irony my arse (and can I just point out Tripitaka has also seen Let
>Loose. No more needs to be said...)
Ooooh, I'd forgotten about that. :-S I'd managed to put it to the
back of my mind before being kindly reminded... Obviously I am too
often in the wrong place at the wrong time.
>Perhaps the French were more grown up
Absolutely not....and nor did they join in with the teachers wigout to
"Living La Vida Loca" and "why Ricky Martin is a bit of alright"
conversation either...
>and had better taste than their teachers and were plain
>embarrassed ....that was more likely the case :-)
Surely not! ;-)
MikeW
Zsa Zsa wrote:
> MikeW <m.d.wa...@rl.ac.uk> wrote in message
> news:3C1854B7...@rl.ac.uk...
> >
> >
> > Ruby Flipper wrote:
> >
> > > "Zsa Zsa" <cdc...@supanet.com> found a crayon and scribbed in
> > > uk.media.tv.misc
> > >
> > > >It was all Ruby Clitoris's fault - you might have known ;o))))
> > >
> > > Oi, show some respect please.
> > >
> > > <you'll be saying it was 'Pan's Penis' next...*sigh* the youth of
> > > today...>
> >
> > well, gives a whole new meaning to 'Blowing the pipes of Pan' ;)
>
> Well that's true isn't it - and Pan is known for his permanently semi-erect
> penis isn't he? He's one of my fave gods, in fact he is my fave god. I do
> love nature, it's so important I always think. And flocks. And nymphs and
> shepherds.
>
> Apparently, when Jesus was born, there were cries of "Pan is dead!!!" all
> over the shop.
>
How did Jesus get his name?. Mary had to give birth without any pain killers,
Hence his name 'Jesus Christ!!!'.
(the old ones are the best...err...or summat like that;) )
Mike Warren.
Zsa Zsa
Love it ;o)
>
> (the old ones are the best...err...or summat like that;) )
<whispers> i'm quite old but i've never heard it before, so thankee.
Love Zsa Zsa, who lives in a cupboard.
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>
> Mike Warren.
>
>
MikeW
Zsa Zsa wrote:
> MikeW <m.d.wa...@rl.ac.uk> wrote in message
>
> > How did Jesus get his name?. Mary had to give birth without any pain
> killers,
> > Hence his name 'Jesus Christ!!!'.
>
> Love it ;o)
> >
> > (the old ones are the best...err...or summat like that;) )
>
> <whispers> i'm quite old but i've never heard it before, so thankee.
>
I heard it on Rowan and Martins laugh-in many years ago. (that gives away my age
lol). I think early 1970, american cult comedy show.
Mike Warren.
GC
>away my age
>lol). I think early 1970, american cult comedy show.
Verrry interesting... but stupid.