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Sofa - Spud

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Nov 19, 2009, 3:18:45 AM11/19/09
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I reckon if this ever got any complaints about anything other than the
graphic sex scenes then it would have to be the Possum drowning in the
exorcism scene, I thought of the rat in the pink juice in *The Abyss*.

I was waiting for Sookis brothers chesty friend to sprout fangs but she
didn't - I think she might though at some later stage.

I hope Bill hasn't gone all horrible now he's had Sooki, killing the
pedo uncle might have thrown him over the edge.

Good Stuff

Fred X

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Nov 19, 2009, 11:21:02 AM11/19/09
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On Thu, 19 Nov 2009 08:18:45 -0000, Sofa - Spud <comfy...@hotmail.co.uk>
wrote:

> I reckon if this ever got any complaints about anything other than the
> graphic sex scenes then it would have to be the Possum drowning in the
> exorcism scene, I thought of the rat in the pink juice in *The Abyss*.

What I thought was funny was that the lady doing the exorcism looked a
lot like Lafeyette!

> I was waiting for Sookis brothers chesty friend to sprout fangs but she
> didn't - I think she might though at some later stage.

We did see rather a lot of her boobs didn't we? Channel Porn indeed!

> I hope Bill hasn't gone all horrible now he's had Sooki, killing the
> pedo uncle might have thrown him over the edge.

So that's who the body was? I must start watching this show properly!
Wasn't he played by the guy who played Locke in Lost?

And can burning vampires really kill them? I suspect that they are
going to be banging on the lids of their coffins next week and they
are going to be mighty pissed off with the locals!

Fred X

Jeff Lawrence

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Nov 19, 2009, 11:47:14 AM11/19/09
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On 19 nov, 16:21, "Fred X" <alexs...@himki.net> wrote:

> So that's who the body was? I must start watching this show properly!
> Wasn't he played by the guy who played Locke in Lost?

Nope, that was http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0642368/
The uncle was played by: http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0928105/
They do look quite similar though.
Cheers
Jeff

Sofa - Spud

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Nov 20, 2009, 2:29:44 AM11/20/09
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Fred X wrote:
> On Thu, 19 Nov 2009 08:18:45 -0000, Sofa - Spud
> <comfy...@hotmail.co.uk> wrote:
>
>> I reckon if this ever got any complaints about anything other than the
>> graphic sex scenes then it would have to be the Possum drowning in the
>> exorcism scene, I thought of the rat in the pink juice in *The Abyss*.
>
> What I thought was funny was that the lady doing the exorcism looked a
> lot like Lafeyette!

He did!!

>
>> I was waiting for Sookis brothers chesty friend to sprout fangs but
>> she didn't - I think she might though at some later stage.
>
> We did see rather a lot of her boobs didn't we? Channel Porn indeed!

She looked like a young Lena Headey

>
>> I hope Bill hasn't gone all horrible now he's had Sooki, killing the
>> pedo uncle might have thrown him over the edge.
>
> So that's who the body was? I must start watching this show properly!
> Wasn't he played by the guy who played Locke in Lost?

No but saying *I played a Pedo in True Blood* won't get many laughs at
parties!

>
> And can burning vampires really kill them? I suspect that they are
> going to be banging on the lids of their coffins next week and they
> are going to be mighty pissed off with the locals!
>

Does burning them in the day do it?

Felicity S.

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Nov 20, 2009, 2:49:21 AM11/20/09
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Sofa - Spud wrote:

> I reckon if this ever got any complaints about anything other than the
> graphic sex scenes then it would have to be the Possum drowning in the
> exorcism scene, I thought of the rat in the pink juice in *The Abyss*.

That rat just 'thought' it was drowning, the fluid was oxygen rich.


> I was waiting for Sookis brothers chesty friend to sprout fangs but she
> didn't - I think she might though at some later stage.

I'm still very suspicious that Jason isn't who he thinks he is.


> I hope Bill hasn't gone all horrible now he's had Sooki, killing the
> pedo uncle might have thrown him over the edge. Good Stuff

You notice they had to balance this with mortals doing some killing.


Fliss

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ex-wife because her sheep's dying?
He said: No, because *our* sheep's dying...

Fred X

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Nov 20, 2009, 12:25:50 PM11/20/09
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Ah right, he could pass for his brother though!

Fred X

Fred X

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Nov 20, 2009, 12:34:50 PM11/20/09
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On Fri, 20 Nov 2009 07:29:44 -0000, Sofa - Spud <comfy...@hotmail.co.uk>
wrote:

> Fred X wrote:
>> On Thu, 19 Nov 2009 08:18:45 -0000, Sofa - Spud
>> <comfy...@hotmail.co.uk> wrote:
>>
>>> I reckon if this ever got any complaints about anything other than the
>>> graphic sex scenes then it would have to be the Possum drowning in the
>>> exorcism scene, I thought of the rat in the pink juice in *The Abyss*.
>> What I thought was funny was that the lady doing the exorcism looked a
>> lot like Lafeyette!
>
> He did!!
>
>>> I was waiting for Sookis brothers chesty friend to sprout fangs but
>>> she didn't - I think she might though at some later stage.
>> We did see rather a lot of her boobs didn't we? Channel Porn indeed!
>
> She looked like a young Lena Headey
>
>>
>>> I hope Bill hasn't gone all horrible now he's had Sooki, killing the
>>> pedo uncle might have thrown him over the edge.
>> So that's who the body was? I must start watching this show properly!
>> Wasn't he played by the guy who played Locke in Lost?
>
> No but saying *I played a Pedo in True Blood* won't get many laughs at
> parties!

Or tables at restaurants. I always wonder about these actresses who have
small parts in TV shows/films such as The Sopranos where they are
"performing" sexual acts on the main characters. And when someone asks
what role they play and they have to explain that "I was the one giving
Tony Soprano a blowjob in his car" or "I was the one being spit roasted
by Ralphie and a cop". Their mothers would be proud.

>> And can burning vampires really kill them? I suspect that they are
>> going to be banging on the lids of their coffins next week and they
>> are going to be mighty pissed off with the locals!
>
> Does burning them in the day do it?

I wonder if any UV light damages them as it did in the Blade films?

Fred X


Jeff Lawrence

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Nov 20, 2009, 12:44:29 PM11/20/09
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On 20 Nov, 17:34, "Fred X" <alexs...@himki.net> wrote:

> Or tables at restaurants. I always wonder about these actresses who have
> small parts in TV shows/films such as The Sopranos where they are
> "performing" sexual acts on the main characters. And when someone asks
> what role they play and they have to explain that "I was the one giving
> Tony Soprano a blowjob in his car" or "I was the one being spit roasted
> by Ralphie and a cop". Their mothers would be proud.

Apparently there are some actresses who actually have real sex on
film! You can see all their bits and everything so I've heard!
Imagine what *their* mothers think!
Cheers
Jeff

Fred X

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Nov 21, 2009, 11:21:25 AM11/21/09
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Yes, but they don't pretend to anything other than holes being fucked
for money.

Fred X

Sofa - Spud

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Nov 23, 2009, 3:07:59 AM11/23/09
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Felicity S. wrote:
> Sofa - Spud wrote:
>
>> I reckon if this ever got any complaints about anything other than the
>> graphic sex scenes then it would have to be the Possum drowning in the
>> exorcism scene, I thought of the rat in the pink juice in *The Abyss*.
>
> That rat just 'thought' it was drowning, the fluid was oxygen rich.
>

You'll be hard pressed to see that film uncut on TV now !

>
>> I was waiting for Sookis brothers chesty friend to sprout fangs but she
>> didn't - I think she might though at some later stage.
>
> I'm still very suspicious that Jason isn't who he thinks he is.

The next body will be the Lena Headey lookalike?


>
>
>> I hope Bill hasn't gone all horrible now he's had Sooki, killing the
>> pedo uncle might have thrown him over the edge. Good Stuff
>
> You notice they had to balance this with mortals doing some killing.
>

But are the vampires dead or just toasted slightly?

Daniel Titley

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Nov 23, 2009, 5:43:14 AM11/23/09
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Lafayette? Lena Headey? What are you all talking about?

The exorcist was a bald Gina Yashere lookalike, and the woman Jason
picked up in the vampire bar is Zooey Deschanel's long lost twin
sister!

I thought the possum drowning scene was very well done. There's no why
they would have been allowed to kill (or even hurt) a real possum, but
I couldn't see join between the real possum and whatever they used to
simulate the drowning.

Also, aren't possums Austrailian? What's one doing in Louisianna?


Fred X

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Nov 23, 2009, 10:03:01 AM11/23/09
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On Mon, 23 Nov 2009 10:43:14 -0000, Daniel Titley <abe...@googlemail.com>
wrote:

> Lafayette? Lena Headey? What are you all talking about?
>
> The exorcist was a bald Gina Yashere lookalike, and the woman Jason
> picked up in the vampire bar is Zooey Deschanel's long lost twin
> sister!
>

Nah, it's Katy Perry who is Queen Of Kook's twin sister.

Fred X

Daniel Titley

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Nov 23, 2009, 10:33:42 AM11/23/09
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Maybe they're triplets.

I'm having impure thoughts!

;-)

Felicity S.

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Nov 23, 2009, 5:25:00 PM11/23/09
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Daniel Titley wrote:

> Aren't possums Austrailian? What's one doing in Louisianna?

Marsupials evolved before Australia split off from Gondwanaland,
and they weren't all wiped out by placentals in the Americas.


Fliss

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He said: Good. That way we don't have to pay for
that overpriced movie fish.

Daniel Titley

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Nov 23, 2009, 6:59:06 PM11/23/09
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On 23 Nov, 22:25, "Felicity S." <Fliss@orpheusnet> wrote:
> Daniel Titley wrote:
> > Aren't possums Austrailian? What's one doing in Louisianna?
>
> Marsupials evolved before Australia split off from Gondwanaland,
> and they weren't all wiped out by placentals in the Americas.
>
> Fliss

It was a Virginia Opossum (didelphis virginiana), the only marsupial
found in North America! I love Wikipedia.

Fred X

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Nov 24, 2009, 10:37:28 AM11/24/09
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On Mon, 23 Nov 2009 15:33:42 -0000, Daniel Titley <abe...@googlemail.com>
wrote:

> On 23 Nov, 15:03, "Fred X" <alexs...@himki.net> wrote:
>> On Mon, 23 Nov 2009 10:43:14 -0000, Daniel Titley
>> <abe...@googlemail.com> wrote:
>>
>> > The exorcist was a bald Gina Yashere lookalike, and the woman Jason
>> > picked up in the vampire bar is Zooey Deschanel's long lost twin
>> > sister!
>>
>> Nah, it's Katy Perry who is Queen Of Kook's twin sister.
>
> Maybe they're triplets.
>
> I'm having impure thoughts!
>

I find that "drowning the possum" helps with that problem. :)

Fred X

Sofa - Spud

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Nov 24, 2009, 2:58:21 PM11/24/09
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Daniel Titley wrote:
> Lafayette? Lena Headey? What are you all talking about?
>
> The exorcist was a bald Gina Yashere lookalike, and the woman Jason
> picked up in the vampire bar is Zooey Deschanel's long lost twin
> sister!

Good Call - Zooey is lovely , batty but easy on the eye.

>
> I thought the possum drowning scene was very well done. There's no why
> they would have been allowed to kill (or even hurt) a real possum, but
> I couldn't see join between the real possum and whatever they used to
> simulate the drowning.
>
> Also, aren't possums Austrailian? What's one doing in Louisianna?
>

Nahh - not that I'd know one if it walked in!

Sofa - Spud

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Nov 24, 2009, 2:58:45 PM11/24/09
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Katy Perry work too! well spotted fred .

Fred X

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Nov 25, 2009, 10:45:15 AM11/25/09
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On Tue, 24 Nov 2009 19:58:45 -0000, Sofa - Spud <comfy...@hotmail.co.uk>
wrote:

> Fred X wrote:

I'm afraid that Russell Brand has spotted her as well.

Fred X

Felicity S.

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Nov 26, 2009, 6:51:17 PM11/26/09
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Daniel Titley wrote:

>> Daniel Titley wrote:

>>> Aren't possums Austrailian? What's one doing in Louisianna?

>> Marsupials evolved before Australia split off from Gondwanaland,
>> and they weren't all wiped out by placentals in the Americas.

> It was a Virginia Opossum (didelphis virginiana), the only marsupial
> found in North America!

Its ancestors migrated up the isthmus. :)


Fliss

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She said: Right, because my panties stuffed in your paper
shredder probably didn't tip them off.

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