Apologies if my hearing was failing me (and also my girlfriend) but
did Chandler claim that he was a wank, when he was caught by Joey
admitting that he didnt like the 'Buddy' bracelet gift???
Please, if anyone has it on tape, play it back and see if he did or
not. As far as I know from US relations and friends, wank is not a
usual expression in the States, and if it is, it surely can't mean
what it means in UK colloquial language (for US readers unfamiliar
with our [UK] usage, it refers to one who, shall we say, is a "spanker
of his monkey").
Grateful of all replies, 'specially others who thought they heard what
I heard!!
Steve.
>Apologies if my hearing was failing me (and also my girlfriend) but
>did Chandler claim that he was a wank, when he was caught by Joey
>admitting that he didnt like the 'Buddy' bracelet gift???
Well, my gf, me and a mate all thought he said *wank*. As to why - I
haven't got a clue....perhaps he's trying to be cosmopolitan in his
slang?
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ny1 from the states care to enlighten us ...?
B.
On Sun, 15 Sep 1996 12:59:04 GMT, c.il...@seil.almac.co.uk (Chris Illand)
wrote:
>Hi,
>
>Apologies if my hearing was failing me (and also my girlfriend) but
>did Chandler claim that he was a wank, when he was caught by Joey
>admitting that he didnt like the 'Buddy' bracelet gift???
>
Sounded like it to me. As to why - maybe because he is?
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>and i thought i was the only one who heard that.
>ny1 from the states care to enlighten us ...?
Not from the US, but I've come across this before (to coin a phrase).
Wank doesn't have the same meaning in the US - I think it means
something along the lines of "dork". Check out the Married...with
Children episode where Peggy reveals her maiden name as Wanker. ;-)
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I'm pretty sure it was wink, which I assume means schmuck or rat or
something like that, but what was way more blatant was the gag about the
bracelet and his sex life. I think it was pretty obvious he was talking
about wanking("...when I get used to the extra weight I'll be back on
track in no time..."), and I don't think I ever noticed a refernce to
that in an American sitcom before.
But feel free to enlighten me if you have.
>Apologies if my hearing was failing me (and also my girlfriend) but
>did Chandler claim that he was a wank, when he was caught by Joey
>admitting that he didnt like the 'Buddy' bracelet gift???
>Please, if anyone has it on tape, play it back and see if he did or
>not. As far as I know from US relations and friends, wank is not a
>usual expression in the States, and if it is, it surely can't mean
>what it means in UK colloquial language (for US readers unfamiliar
>with our [UK] usage, it refers to one who, shall we say, is a "spanker
>of his monkey").
>Grateful of all replies, 'specially others who thought they heard what
>I heard!!
Definitely "wank" - I was watching with 888 subtitles at the time.
Jim
> I'm pretty sure it was wink, which I assume means schmuck or rat or
> something like that, but what was way more blatant was the gag about the
> bracelet and his sex life. I think it was pretty obvious he was talking
> about wanking("...when I get used to the extra weight I'll be back on
> track in no time..."), and I don't think I ever noticed a refernce to
> that in an American sitcom before.
>
> But feel free to enlighten me if you have.
It was "wank", but as with some other UK words (like "fanny"), it
is used more innocently (if thats the right word).
I first remember seeing it in on eof the Space Quest games (4 or 5
I think) where it referred to your character being a
"Wank-Meister"...
Any takers for that honorary position?
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> Hi,
>
> Apologies if my hearing was failing me (and also my girlfriend) but
> did Chandler claim that he was a wank, when he was caught by Joey
> admitting that he didnt like the 'Buddy' bracelet gift???
Yup.
> Please, if anyone has it on tape, play it back and see if he did or
> not. As far as I know from US relations and friends, wank is not a
> usual expression in the States, and if it is, it surely can't mean
> what it means in UK colloquial language (for US readers unfamiliar
> with our [UK] usage, it refers to one who, shall we say, is a "spanker
> of his monkey").
Huh? I thought it was _Ross_ who owned the monkey?!?
:-P
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And her family is from Wanker County...
Smid
You're not the only ones, there were three of us watching it and were
equally surprised! (We weren't sad enough to rewind, though :-)
> Grateful of all replies, 'specially others who thought they heard what
> I heard!!
It is strange though, because AFAIK it's not even a word in the US, all
of my American friends have had to have it explained to them (when the
need arose). Maybe it was just something else that sounded the same, or
maybe the scriptwriters just didn't know it's precise usage, merely knew
it as something we say .....
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: Chris Illand writes:
: >Hi,
: >Apologies if my hearing was failing me (and also my girlfriend) but
: >did Chandler claim that he was a wank, when he was caught by Joey
: >admitting that he didnt like the 'Buddy' bracelet gift???
: >Please, if anyone has it on tape, play it back and see if he did or
: >not. As far as I know from US relations and friends, wank is not a
: >usual expression in the States, and if it is, it surely can't mean
: >what it means in UK colloquial language (for US readers unfamiliar
: >with our [UK] usage, it refers to one who, shall we say, is a "spanker
: >of his monkey").
: >Grateful of all replies, 'specially others who thought they heard what
: >I heard!!
I've seen the episode about 8 times, and he says wank. I've used it before
I heard it on the show to mean dork, jerk, etc. Until reading this, I
never knew of the UK meaning. Over here, as far as I know, it doesn't mean
the same thing. If it does, my friends must think I'm insane.
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Well, that's what I thought at first, but then I thought he said
'wink', which is not 'wank', but is still meaningless, to me anyway.
Cheers,
-- Yep, it was Wank alright, he said Wank wank wank wank wankty wank!!Sorry, I
got a little strange there for a minute, I do that sometimes, just ignore it.
Will
>Hi,
>
>Apologies if my hearing was failing me (and also my girlfriend) but
>did Chandler claim that he was a wank, when he was caught by Joey
>admitting that he didnt like the 'Buddy' bracelet gift???
Certainly sounded like "wank" to us. Sorry - didn't video it.
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: Smid
So what does it mean on the other other (repetition intentional) side
of the world, then? When Paul Hogan used to do his Australian TV show
(before the days of Crocodile Dundee and his film career), he used to do
skits featuring a stuntman character, and I'm sure this character's name
was Leo Wanker.
Any thoughts?
Andrew Burford.
Or that you have a bit of a problem ;-)
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>Any thoughts?
My thought is that he was using it in the same sense we understand it.
After all, it was a comedy sketch show and in the UK it was shown rather
late in the evening.
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That's what I thought too.
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>When Paul Hogan used to do his Australian TV show
>he used to do skits featuring a stuntman character,
>and I'm sure this character's name was Leo Wanker.
Ah! The subtlety of the man's humour. I am chastened and bowed.
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Yep he said "Wank". I remember distinctly as I thought it was quite funny. I'm from the U.S. and to me, IMHO, the way he said it was like saying he was a prick or a dick, but you can't quite say that on T.V. so they used wank. So in a way it does mean the same thing. I've heard it as the meaning mentioned below too. We seem to be borrowing quite a lot from other countries for slang, of course look at our language too, lots of differnet origins.
Steve Nickerson
(Anxiously waiting for Thursday nite when the Season Premier runs)
> did Chandler claim that he was a wank, when he was caught by Joey
> admitting that he didnt like the 'Buddy' bracelet gift???
> it refers to one who, shall we say, is a "spanker of his monkey".
Is there a form of smart drug on the market that will free up the memory
wasted remembering this?
Just thought I'd share.
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As I come from the same country as PH, I can clear things up and tell
you, decisively, that, yes, it most certainly means the same as it does
in UK - for one to "slap the salami" so to speak (not sure of a
eupohomism for females). We do also tend to use it playfully as a name
for a dork, or an idiot - ie "gee, you're a wanker", so that may help to
clear up the orignal question - although I wasn't aware they used ANY
form of that word in their slang.
Hope I've been some help :-)
Felicia (who is OVERJOYED that channel 7 has FINALLY come to their
senses and started airing Friends AT LAST !!!:-D)
>As I come from the same country as PH, I can clear things up and tell
>you, decisively, that, yes, it most certainly means the same as it does
>in UK - for one to "slap the salami" so to speak (not sure of a
>eupohomism for females). We do also tend to use it playfully as a name
>for a dork, or an idiot - ie "gee, you're a wanker", so that may help to
>clear up the orignal question - although I wasn't aware they used ANY
>form of that word in their slang.
It was used 3 times in one of NBC's premieres last night (Suddenly Susan
perhaps?), so it looks like it could become a popular phrase over here.
Seems to mean 'inconsiderate bastard' in a friendly kinda way.
>Hope I've been some help :-)
>Felicia (who is OVERJOYED that channel 7 has FINALLY come to their
>senses and started airing Friends AT LAST !!!:-D)
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: That's what I thought too.
It showed up in the new Brooke Shields comedy vehicle last night.
Possibly the US has adopted the UK meaning of 'useless git' without
reference to the activity behind it. Not to be confused with 'wonk'
meaning an expert on something normal people consider above/beneath
them.
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I'm a UK viewer too, and I'm sure I heard Chandler say 'fuck', as in
'Don't look at me, he's [Joey] the one who wants to fuck the madwoman
[Brooke Shields]' in the bumper double episode a couple of weeks ago. Am
I right, or do I have filthy ears?
Des
In article <51h1el$3...@ernie.almac.co.uk>, c.il...@seil.almac.co.uk
(Chris Illand) wrote:
> Hi,
>
> Apologies if my hearing was failing me (and also my girlfriend) but
> did Chandler claim that he was a wank, when he was caught by Joey
> admitting that he didnt like the 'Buddy' bracelet gift???
>
> Please, if anyone has it on tape, play it back and see if he did or
> not. As far as I know from US relations and friends, wank is not a
> usual expression in the States, and if it is, it surely can't mean
> what it means in UK colloquial language (for US readers unfamiliar
> with our [UK] usage, it refers to one who, shall we say, is a "spanker
> of his monkey").
>
> Grateful of all replies, 'specially others who thought they heard what
> I heard!!
>
> Steve.
>
>
> s.cr...@skye.almac.co.uk
Filthy ears. I think he said something like "He's the one who wants to
boff (or something close to that) the maniac." I hope our censorship
levels haven't fallen to that level :-)
-PY
>As a UK expat I use the word all the time here and its great 'coz no one
>knows what it means...
It was used repeatedly on "Suddenly Susan" in reference to the guy she
left at the altar. I wonder if other networks are using it or of it's
just an NBC thing.
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I AM from the US, and yes, "wank" in this context means dork, jerk,
etc. What would Chandler being a wank mean in the UK?
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> I AM from the US, and yes, "wank" in this context means dork, jerk,
> etc. What would Chandler being a wank mean in the UK?
Well, it wouldn't make much sense as "to wank" means "to masturbate"
and therefore he would be a "wanker" not a "wank".
[Hey! It's great to be able to use those words and not feel guilty
because it's educational. Just like those films they show you in
school, of people having sex, which would only be 'under the counter'
quality if shown anywhere else!]
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Peter Moore wrote:
> [Hey! It's great to be able to use those words and not feel guilty
> because it's educational. Just like those films they show you in
> school, of people having sex, which would only be 'under the counter'
> quality if shown anywhere else!]
They never showed any at my school. Did I have a deprived childhood?
Guy Barry
No, Guy. Sounds like Peter led a depraved one.
ANNA, who is reminded about the time when the whole of the fifth form were
trooped off to the local cinema to see Walkabout (it was on the Eng Lit
curriculum at the time) and recalls those underwater scenes and their
effect on the male element of the audience.
> [Followups to uk.misc]
>
> Peter Moore wrote:
>
> > [Hey! It's great to be able to use those words and not feel guilty
> > because it's educational. Just like those films they show you in
> > school, of people having sex, which would only be 'under the counter'
> > quality if shown anywhere else!]
>
> They never showed any at my school. Did I have a deprived childhood?
>
> Guy Barry
>
>
I did have some sex education flicks at my school, but everyone wasn't
serious, they were all giggling and laughing......I was taking notes.
Bond .007
> Anna Warman <AN...@warman.demon.co.uk> writes:
> >
> > ANNA, who is reminded about the time when the whole of the fifth form were
> > trooped off to the local cinema to see Walkabout (it was on the Eng Lit
> > curriculum at the time) and recalls those underwater scenes and their
> > effect on the male element of the audience.
>
> You missed the chance to say "male members" there.
LOL!!
Well, you got it in instead. :)
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>ANNA, who is reminded about the time when the whole of the fifth form were
>trooped off to the local cinema to see Walkabout (it was on the Eng Lit
>curriculum at the time) and recalls those underwater scenes and their
>effect on the male element of the audience.
Oh, that's nothing. My English teacher played us the Zeferelli (sp?) of
Romeo and Juilet, complete with half the sonnets taken out, and an utterly
gratuitous fight scene and of course the obligatory nude scene put in instead,
of Juliet *after* she'd spent the night with Romeo. Plus she was only 14, but
still seemed fairly well equipped for someone within that department. You could
have dropped a pin in the room - it might have deflated some things...
BBC adaptations just didn't seem the same after that.
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