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Gumrat

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Jan 28, 2009, 4:21:45 PM1/28/09
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What's the Latin version of "Life's a bitch and then you die", please?
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Siderius Nuncius

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Jan 28, 2009, 4:38:15 PM1/28/09
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"Gumrat" <gum...@gmail.com> wrote

> What's the Latin version of "Life's a bitch and then you die", please?

No idea. But I should like to say at this point that I have first dibs on
"Num perturbatus videor?" for the motto on my Coat of Arms.[1]
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Sid
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[1]Courtesy of a brainy latinrat.


Stephen

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Jan 28, 2009, 5:02:49 PM1/28/09
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On Wed, 28 Jan 2009 22:21:45 +0100, Gumrat <gum...@gmail.com> wrote:

>What's the Latin version of "Life's a bitch and then you die", please?

Literally it would be something like "vita meretrix est posteaque
moreris" but there are probably genuine latin idioms which carry much
the same meaning.
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Stephen

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Gumrat

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Jan 28, 2009, 5:17:28 PM1/28/09
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Stephen wrote:
> On Wed, 28 Jan 2009 22:21:45 +0100, Gumrat <gum...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
>> What's the Latin version of "Life's a bitch and then you die", please?
>
> Literally it would be something like "vita meretrix est posteaque
> moreris" but there are probably genuine latin idioms which carry much
> the same meaning.

Nolite bastardes carborundorum, you mean?

Al Menzies

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Jan 28, 2009, 5:29:43 PM1/28/09
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After a hard day on the farm, Gumrat jumped off the tractor to write:

>What's the Latin version of "Life's a bitch and then you die", please?

I never quite got to grips with Latin, but the English version I
prefer is "Life's a bitch, and then you die, but not until you've
suffered".

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al
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Gumrat

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Jan 28, 2009, 5:32:07 PM1/28/09
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Anne Burgess

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Jan 28, 2009, 5:35:32 PM1/28/09
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>> Literally it would be something like "vita meretrix est
>> posteaque
>> moreris" but there are probably genuine latin idioms which
>> carry much
>> the same meaning.
>
> Nolite bastardes carborundorum, you mean?
> Tout de bonbon, Anne, Seriously, Extra-Traditionally Built
> Gumbat

Always thought it was 'Nil/nolite illegitimes carborundum', but
I might be something white and fluffy.

Anne B


Stephen

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Jan 28, 2009, 5:40:09 PM1/28/09
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On Wed, 28 Jan 2009 23:17:28 +0100, Gumrat <gum...@gmail.com> wrote:

>Stephen wrote:
>> On Wed, 28 Jan 2009 22:21:45 +0100, Gumrat <gum...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>
>>> What's the Latin version of "Life's a bitch and then you die", please?
>>
>> Literally it would be something like "vita meretrix est posteaque
>> moreris" but there are probably genuine latin idioms which carry much
>> the same meaning.
>
>Nolite bastardes carborundorum, you mean?

Well, perhaps more "incidis in Scyllam cupiens vitare Charybdim", or
"pallida Mors aequo pulsat pede pauperum tabernas regumque turras",
but, you know, whatever.

Linda Fox

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Jan 28, 2009, 6:19:02 PM1/28/09
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On Wed, 28 Jan 2009 21:38:15 -0000, "Siderius Nuncius"
<matron....@tesco.net> wrote:

>[1]Courtesy of a brainy latinrat.

IRTA latrine-rat. The result of long cogitation?

lff

a l l y

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Jan 28, 2009, 6:25:10 PM1/28/09
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"Gumrat" <gum...@gmail.com> wrote in message
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> What's the Latin version of "Life's a bitch and then you die", please?
> --
Hmm. Not the sort of Latin we did at our Catholic school, unfortunately . .
.

ally


Linda Fox

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Jan 28, 2009, 6:31:52 PM1/28/09
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On Wed, 28 Jan 2009 23:17:28 +0100, Gumrat <gum...@gmail.com> wrote:

>Stephen wrote:
>> On Wed, 28 Jan 2009 22:21:45 +0100, Gumrat <gum...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>
>>> What's the Latin version of "Life's a bitch and then you die", please?
>>
>> Literally it would be something like "vita meretrix est posteaque
>> moreris" but there are probably genuine latin idioms which carry much
>> the same meaning.
>
>Nolite bastardes carborundorum, you mean?

I once heard someone reply to that with another Latin quip which ended
in the word suppositorium, but I've never been able to find it.
Anyone? Anyrat?

lff

Linda Fox

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Jan 28, 2009, 6:37:02 PM1/28/09
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Latin in our school had been very pedestrian, and then one day in
about 1962 our new Latin teacher came in and started writing sentences
on the board for us all to try to translate. It would be possible to
pinpoint the date by these:

Cassius said that he was the greatest.

Cassius said that if he got sore he would whip him in four.

Cassius said he could float like a butterfly but sting like a bee

:o)

lff

a l l y

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Jan 28, 2009, 7:34:59 PM1/28/09
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"Linda Fox" <lind...@ntlworld.com> wrote in message
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Wonderful! If I'd had your Latin teacher I might have stuck with the subject
after 2nd year.

ally


Ralph B

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Jan 29, 2009, 2:46:09 AM1/29/09
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On Jan 28, 10:21 pm, Gumrat <gum...@gmail.com> wrote:
> What's the Latin version of "Life's a bitch and then you die", please?

Google suggests:
"Dzīve ir sieviešu dzimuma suns un tad jūs vairs dzīvot."

Oh. You asked for Latin, not Latvian?

Nevermind.

Linda Fox

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Jan 29, 2009, 5:24:43 AM1/29/09
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On Thu, 29 Jan 2009 00:34:59 -0000, "a l l y"
<al...@situponDOGGIEseats.co.uk> wrote:

>
>"Linda Fox" <lind...@ntlworld.com> wrote in message
>news:aoq1o41rceklb3hbn...@4ax.com...
>> On Wed, 28 Jan 2009 23:25:10 -0000, "a l l y"
>> <al...@situponDOGGIEseats.co.uk> wrote:
>>
>>>
>>>"Gumrat" <gum...@gmail.com> wrote in message
>>>news:4980cc65$0$25804$5402...@news.sunrise.ch...
>>>> What's the Latin version of "Life's a bitch and then you die", please?
>>>> --
>>>Hmm. Not the sort of Latin we did at our Catholic school, unfortunately .
>>>.
>>>.
>> Latin in our school had been very pedestrian, and then one day in
>> about 1962 our new Latin teacher came in and started writing sentences
>> on the board for us all to try to translate. It would be possible to
>> pinpoint the date by these:
>>
>> Cassius said that he was the greatest.
>>
>> Cassius said that if he got sore he would whip him in four.
>>
>> Cassius said he could float like a butterfly but sting like a bee
>>
>Wonderful! If I'd had your Latin teacher I might have stuck with the subject
>after 2nd year.
>

Michael Redston - what's the opposite of name'n'shame? Anyway, either
dead or elderly by now.

My Dad told me of one lady Latin teacher at his (later my) school who
was getting exasperated with a boy who was giggling over one word.
"Just say it! Say it! Cow's-arse, cow's arse!" Of course she could
only see and hear "causas".

lff

Mark Williams

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Jan 29, 2009, 10:49:13 AM1/29/09
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"Gumrat" <gum...@gmail.com> wrote in message
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> What's the Latin version of "Life's a bitch and then you die", please?
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Vita canicula est posteaque moreris.

Plusnet

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Jan 29, 2009, 1:48:23 PM1/29/09
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In article <egn1o41mkatdp9jec...@4ax.com>,
stephe...@yahoo.com says...
I have been between Scylla and Charybis on more than one occasion, but
as one is now an aquarium whilst the other was sunk by a missile - it's
unlikely to happen again.

--
Sam

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