A HAPPY ENDING TO EVOLUTIONISTS' BULLSHIT STORY

[Edwardo Conrado Conrado]

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A SPECIAL MESSAGE FROM GOOGLE:
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http://i.imgur.com/CqPEJ.jpg
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This is a artist's conception of the standing-room-only
crowd that's expected to fill the Smithsonian Institution's
parking lot Friday morning for the Surrender Ceremony.
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In fact, a National Park Service officials has told us that
the mob of people -- all searching for truth -- may well
extend all the way back to the Washington Monument,
almost touching President Obama's Oval Office.
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"The only crowd as big as this one was in August 1963
for Martin Luther King's March on Washington," he said.
"However, we expect the turnout on Friday to make
that one seem like a family outing."
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TRUTH FINALLY COMES MARCHING IN
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WASHINGTON, DC (Rueters) -- Traffic
in D.C and the entire Tri-State area is expected
to come to a standstill Friday morning when
the Smithsonian Institution officially surrenders
to Truth and Ed Conrad.
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In fact, the Washington Capitols have
postponed their NHL playoff game with
the New York Rangers, the Nationals
have canceled their baseball game with
the Pittsburgh Pirates and the Redskins'
football practice session has been pushed
back to Monday.
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It also is understood that the Senate and
House of Representatives will be closed
for the day -- and robably the White House
as well.
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Highlighting the surrender ceremony will
be the moment that Ed Conrad gives Wayne
Clough, Smithsonian Secretary, The Finger
-- an honest-to-God petrified human
finger, with fingernail -- that he discovered
between coal veins while walking his dog.
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This is a really neat picture of Ed Conrad
(rear) and Blue, his Husky, who actually
sniffed out the very old bone.
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/EdnBlue.JPG
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This is what the Middle Finger looks like
(in the company of its second-cousin, a
petrified toe), found only a few yards away..
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/FINGERSx.jpg
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It proves, beyond all doubt, that man had
existed during the formation of anthracite
which even a moron knows is approximately
280 million years old, give-or-take a few
centuries.
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The petrified finger, along with other
human fossils, proves -- once and for all --
that your ancestors and mine were at
least as old a coal and that the Theory
of Man's Origin is a bald-face lie.
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It also confirms that Charles Darwin was
the world's very first con artist who came
a long way after graduating as a snake-oil
salesman.
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The ceremony will take place in front
of the National Museum of Natural History
near the giant Oscar that the Smithsonian
won for screwing Truth -- and Ed Conrad's
mind-boggling discoveries -- since 1981.
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/TightFit.jpg
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Ed has accused the Smithsonian of using
every dirty trick in the book -- deceit,
deception, collusion and conspiracy, not
to mention tampering with physical evidence --
to ignore his discoveries and keep the myth
of man's evolution up and running to keep
poisoning the mind of men.
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OTHER PETRIFIED REMAINS -- MANY HUMAN --
THAT ED DISCOVERED BETWEEN COAL VEINS
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< HUMAN SKULL EMBEDDED IN BOULDER
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http://www.edconrad.com/oldascoal/page3_files/body_data/skulla.jpg
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http://www.edconrad.com/oldascoal/page3_files/body_data/skullb.jpg
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Scrapings from the object embedded in the boulder were tested
by American Medical Laboratories in Chantilly, Va. -- considered
the most prestigious medical laboratory in the world -- which has
documented that they contain DRIED BLOOD.
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/z8femur.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/newtibia.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/HumanJaw3.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/HumanBrain.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/GallBladder2.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics//z3dino.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/LargeTooth5.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/Fetus6.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/Fetuses2.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/PetrifiedPP.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/Scorpion.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/FirstDiscovery.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/InSlate3.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/InSlate2.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/InSlate11.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/images/inslate.gif
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And let's NOT FORGET that the late Wilton M. Krogman, one
of the world's foremost human anatomists and author of the book,
"The Human Skeleton in Forensic Medicine," had personally
examined and tested one of Ed's discoveries and concluded that
it's a calvarium, a human skull with the eye sockets broken off.
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/z11calv.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/Skullx.jpg
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"COME OVER HERE, DOCTOR.
I WANT YOU TO SEE THE OLDEST
HUMAN SKULL EVER FOUND."
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-- Wilton Krogman to a colleague after confirming
that coal-age fossil is indeed a petrified human skull
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http://www.edconrad.com/oldascoal/cmon_files/krogwskull.jpg
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< OTHER MIND-BOGGLING DISCOVERIES
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< WORLD'S OLDEST TOOL
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/OldestTool.jpg
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< EARS, JOHNNY!
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http://www.edconrad.com/images/inslate_mysterious.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/images/inslate5.jpg
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MAN AS OLD AS COAL
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http://groups.google.com/group/alt.genealogy/browse_thread/thread/1409ed3b4f7a7647
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http://www.edconrad.com
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PROOF OF LIFE AFTER DEATH
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http://www.edconrad.org
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< CRIME IN RHYME
Evolutionists, their interests so vested
And Poor Truth, for too long molested.
Their deceit and deception
Near the point of perfection
If it were my call, they'd ALL be arrested
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"You're not only fighting the man
in the ring, Ed. You're also fighting
the referee and the three judges."
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"We can forgive a child
who is afraid of the dark.
The real tragedy of life
is when men are afraid
of the light." -- Plato
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