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here are know to partake in "Artistic" DVDs.
Here's my problem, porn bores me to death....Now I don't buy DVDs, but
every now and again I'll point a binary stripper at a multimedia NG and
leave it a couple of days and let it download a couple of gig of files
and then have a look through them, and 99.9999999999999 out of 100 it's
all straight in the bin.
For me porn fails on many points.
1. The stars..why do so many titless ugly girls think they have a future
in porn? Or on the other hand, you get the plastic bimbo, with
implants, and maybe it's just me, but doesn't video really pick up those
implant scars, and for me there is no greater turn off. Then they try
to give a tit wank, even though the things don't move.
But the bottom line is that after looking at a few dozon files, they all
start to look the same, sure some have big or small tits, some shave,
some have a tiny slit while other have cabbage, but after a while of
watching...I just don't care!!
2. The action...it's always the same, he gets a BJ, he eats rug, they
shag in a few positions, he takes her up the arse, he wanks on her face
for all to see....YAWN!!!!! I even saw one called 101 nurses, which was
just 101 girls doing all you can do with girls, but after 5 minutes, I'm
skipping through....big tits....dildo....cabbage....YAWN...
Then we have the noises, which fall into one of three types, the quiet
or "MMmmmmmmmm", the talker "Oh yeah....yeah" and the screamer... Now
come on, NO-ONE can get off on bad sex that much! But again, it's like
the shape of the people, there are only so many variations, and even
though, it can't be a desire to be a train spotter and just be watching
this stuff, just to see all the variations out there...I saw a small
breasted, shaved, teenager (Yeah, right) but this time he came in in
hair!!!
Like it's not as if it's like sex with a loved one, as everyone would
just buy one DVD and keep watching it.
So WHY!!?? Why is it so big, why do people keep buying it, is it me?
AM I just burnt out at 36? I've seen and done as much as I will ever
need, and now it's just dull.
Every now and again something new crops up, like Bang Bus which has this
sub-plot of abuse, dropping the girl off without money in the wrong
place, things like plumbers who will turn up, trade sex for the work,
then run off without doing the job, fake voyurism...it's all porn for
MORONS, these girls are all porn actresses, it's all fake, it's all
scripted, and it only holds the attention for 5 minutes.
I think we run the risk of becoming a generation of extremists who get
bored with the mass saturation porn on the internet, until we are
looking at files of people shagging horses and eating shit.
It's probably just me, as I've seen people trading DVD's of just big
tits, and fair doos to you, if you are happy to sit and watch hundreds
of hours of big boobed women and not get bored, you are more content
than me
But I'm just interested to know what people think, am I alone, is it an
age/experieince thing? Can anyone watch more than 20 minutes at a time
without getting bored? And why do so many small fat balding dickless
men get into these films?
bbk
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>
> Can anyone watch more than 20 minutes at a time
> without getting bored?
I can only watch a few minutes while I flick one off then I just turn it off
anyway.
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> So WHY!!?? Why is it so big, why do people keep buying it, is it me?
http://tinyurl.com/39gyg Nah, it's not just you.
I don't understand why at any given time there are a million new films in
production - Surely it's all already been filmed?
Andy
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> without getting bored?
I would only watch more than 5mins of a porn if the doorbell goes and I have to answer it.
5-10mins of a porn is all I need.
It's for wanking. Nothing else.
Porn is better on VHS too. Although moving it to DVD has the best of both worlds as it looks like VHS except you have instant access
to certain scenes.
Or, so I'm told ;-)
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Cheddar
> This seems like an ideal forum to pose this debate, since
so many of
> you here are know to partake in "Artistic" DVDs.
>
> Here's my problem, porn bores me to death....Now I don't
buy DVDs, but
> every now and again I'll point a binary stripper at a
multimedia NG
> and leave it a couple of days and let it download a couple
of gig of
> files and then have a look through them, and
99.9999999999999 out of
> 100 it's all straight in the bin.
I love my porn as much as the next raincoater, but I agree
the majority of it is total crap. What you have to do is cut
through the crap and get to the good stuff. Having a
interest in the porn business as a whole makes this a whole
lot easier.
You've got to know the directors and publishers of porn to
be able to get to the decent stuff out there. For example I
love Gonzo porn (Thats porn without a script), the problem
is there are 1000's of titles being produced.
From experience I now know that the people who make the best
gonzo porn are directors like Joey Silvera and Jules Jordan,
they understand that people get very bored with plain sex.
What they do is shoot the scenes with lots of tease and
great all round camera work. They also have a eye for
talent, they only pick the stunning or unique looking women
rather than the skanky looking ones you see in many gonzo
titles.
The amount of directors in porn who simply dont know what
they are doing is amazing. I've seen films with no lighting
at all and you cant see shit, i've seen bizzare closeup
shots that are so insane you might as well be watching some
operation. The problem is that porn is easy to shoot but
very difficult to do well. Anyone who has tried to make
homemade stuff will account for that :-)
> For me porn fails on many points.
>
> 1. The stars..why do so many titless ugly girls think they
have a
> future in porn?
What's worse than titless girls is some 7 stone women with a
huge pair of strapon tits. I just dont get the appeal of the
whole plastic barbie look. They all seem to want to be Jenna
Jameson, she in my opinion is nowhere near the sexiest or
prettiest women in porn (Thats Monica Sweetheart by the
way).
> 2. The action...it's always the same, he gets a BJ, he
eats rug, they
> shag in a few positions, he takes her up the arse, he
wanks on her
> face for all to see....YAWN!!!!! I even saw one called
101 nurses,
> which was just 101 girls doing all you can do with girls,
but after 5
> minutes, I'm skipping through....big
> tits....dildo....cabbage....YAWN...
There's only so much you can do, thats why you need to get a
good director who understands that you need more than two
people fucking to make a god porno film.
> Then we have the noises, which fall into one of three
types, the quiet
> or "MMmmmmmmmm", the talker "Oh yeah....yeah" and the
screamer... Now
> come on, NO-ONE can get off on bad sex that much! But
again, it's
> like the shape of the people, there are only so many
variations, and
> even though, it can't be a desire to be a train spotter
and just be
> watching this stuff, just to see all the variations out
there...I saw
> a small breasted, shaved, teenager (Yeah, right) but this
time he
> came in in hair!!!
>
> Like it's not as if it's like sex with a loved one, as
everyone would
> just buy one DVD and keep watching it.
>
> So WHY!!?? Why is it so big, why do people keep buying
it, is it me?
> AM I just burnt out at 36? I've seen and done as much as
I will ever
> need, and now it's just dull.
Lots of people say the same about porn, they find that after
awhile they simply get bored by it. I'm similar, but
recently I have been getting into some 80's stuff and also
moving away from the gonzo stuff to porn films by the likes
of vivid.
> Every now and again something new crops up, like Bang Bus
which has
> this sub-plot of abuse, dropping the girl off without
money in the
> wrong place, things like plumbers who will turn up, trade
sex for the
> work, then run off without doing the job, fake
voyurism...it's all
> porn for MORONS, these girls are all porn actresses, it's
all fake,
> it's all scripted, and it only holds the attention for 5
minutes.
>
> I think we run the risk of becoming a generation of
extremists who get
> bored with the mass saturation porn on the internet, until
we are
> looking at files of people shagging horses and eating
shit.
Nobody is forcing you to wach porn though are they? My
personal belief is that hardcore porn is still a relatively
new experience for most of the British public, give it a few
years and porn will settle down likes it has in most
european countries. The British are so uptight about sex in
general.
> But I'm just interested to know what people think, am I
alone, is it
> an age/experieince thing? Can anyone watch more than 20
minutes at a
> time without getting bored? And why do so many small fat
balding
> dickless men get into these films?
Porn wasnt meant to be watched for more than 20 minutes at a
time, thats why you find that 99% of gonzo titles have 6 or
7 scenes of 20 minutes each. Of course you could try some
porno films, some of the stuff by vivid is actually quite
good and doesnt have wall to wall sex.
As for the fat balding men, well I'm not sure. There is one
guy who appears in a lot of gonzo titles who is my total
hero. He's this 5'5" skinny anorexic geeky looking guy but
he has this huge cock. It always make me laugh when I see
him banging some gorgeous model like pornstar, good for him
:-)
Burny©
Nige
"Burny©" <bu...@NOSPAMHERE.freeuk.com> wrote in message
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> On 11 May 2004 01:20:47 GMT, "POD {ŅæÓ}" <SPAM...@DEADSPAM.COM>
LOL!
'In Nagasaki, they like BUKKAKE' heheheheheheheheh
Meng
> What's worse than titless girls is some 7 stone women with a
> huge pair of strapon tits. I just dont get the appeal of the
> whole plastic barbie look. They all seem to want to be Jenna
> Jameson, she in my opinion is nowhere near the sexiest or
> prettiest women in porn (Thats Monica Sweetheart by the
> way).
Agreed. American porn does nothing for me with it's sex-by-numbers performed
by genetically engineered superbeings.
European porn on the other hand (fnarr fnarr), particularly French and
Italian, I find to be genuinely erotic with actual real people in them.
POD {铱觹
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>> How about some bukkake? ;-)
>>
>> http://www2.b3ta.com/bukkake/
>>
>
>
> LOL!
>
> 'In Nagasaki, they like BUKKAKE' heheheheheheheheh
It is true though, the birth rate in Japan must be right down, as they
think that sex ends by blowing your load in the girl's face
chris@ukaskew
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> (first movie- Debbie Does Dallas in '81-I was 15)
Mine too !
(That and Tabbo/ Tabbo 2 and Space Virigns.)
But a little earlier...
I only just managed to get a VCD of this DDD and Taboo2 fairly recently...
Found Taboo dvd.
Never seen anything to do with Space Virgins...
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I'll second that !
Philip
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> > news:Xns94E617...@195.129.110.68...
> > <snip>
> > >
> > > Can anyone watch more than 20 minutes at a time
> > > without getting bored?
> >
> > I can only watch a few minutes while I flick one off then I just turn it
> off
> > anyway.
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> > XBL Gamertag - bigbaldkev
> >
> >
>
> I'll second that !
>
> Philip
>
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> This seems like an ideal forum to pose this debate, since so many of you here are know to partake in "Artistic" DVDs.Here's my problem, porn bores me to death....Now I don't buy DVDs, but every now and again I'll point a binary stripper at a multimedia NG and leave it a couple of days and let it download a couple of gig of files and then have a look through them, and 99.9999999999999 out of 100 it's all straight in the bin.For me porn fails on many points.1. The stars..why do so many titless ugly girls think they have a future in porn? Or on the other hand, you get the plastic bimbo, with implants, and maybe it's just me, but doesn't video really pick up those implant scars, and for me there is no greater turn off. Then they try to give a tit wank, even though the things don't move. But the bottom line is that after looking at a few dozon files, they all start to look the same, sure some have big or small tits, some shave, some have a tiny slit while other have cabbage, but after a while of watching...I just don't care!!2. The action...it's always the same, he gets a BJ, he eats rug, they shag in a few positions, he takes her up the arse, he wanks on her face for all to see....YAWN!!!!! I even saw one called 101 nurses, which was just 101 girls doing all you can do with girls, but after 5 minutes, I'm skipping through....big tits....dildo....cabbage....YAWN... Then we have the noises, which fall into one of three types, the quiet or "MMmmmmmmmm", the talker "Oh yeah....yeah" and the screamer... Now come on, NO-ONE can get off on bad sex that much! But again, it's like the shape of the people, there are only so many variations, and even though, it can't be a desire to be a train spotter and just be watching this stuff, just to see all the variations out there...I saw a small breasted, shaved, teenager (Yeah, right) but this time he came in in hair!!!Like it's not as if it's like sex with a loved one, as everyone would just buy one DVD and keep watching it.So WHY!!?? Why is it so big, why do people keep buying it, is it me? AM I just burnt out at 36? I've seen and done as much as I will ever need, and now it's just dull.Every now and again something new crops up, like Bang Bus which has this sub-plot of abuse, dropping the girl off without money in the wrong place, things like plumbers who will turn up, trade sex for the work, then run off without doing the job, fake voyurism...it's all porn for MORONS, these girls are all porn actresses, it's all fake, it's all scripted, and it only holds the attention for 5 minutes.I think we run the risk of becoming a generation of extremists who get bored with the mass saturation porn on the internet, until we are looking at files of people shagging horses and eating shit.It's probably just me, as I've seen people trading DVD's of just big tits, and fair doos to you, if you are happy to sit and watch hundreds of hours of big boobed women and not get bored, you are more content than meBut I'm just interested to know what people think, am I alone, is it an age/experieince thing? Can anyone watch more than 20 minutes at a time without getting bored? And why do so many small fat balding dickless men get into these films?