Tesco's "Free-kshow" (Doncaster).
Don E. Lad
evening regularly, will know what I'm talking about !
At first, many months ago, I thought that it was just a "released into
community care" wierdo, with a severe skin-complaint. However last week,
whilst working on the town-centre lighting, I saw "it" without it's charcoal
& blusher combination face covering, negro-style permed ginger hair,
EMBARASSINGLY too small (half-mast,circulation-stopping) schoolboys uniform
&, ridiculously high, girl's platform shoes.
"It" was stood (without make-up) outside the Christchurch Gents
toilets for hours on end. I saw police TWICE asking it to move on (without
arresting it !) ....... & it continued to frequent the toilets.
A couple of weeks ago me & the missus were going through the the next
check-out, from this freak. As usual, most of the staff were taking their
breaks early "to see the show" (security guards falling apart with laughter)
, & we heard the elderly female cashier ask it (whilst blatantly struggling
to keep a straight face !) " Do you have a Clubcard ?".
It replied, VERY seriously........ " Of course not, I'm only thirteen".
I found out from another Tesco's employee that "it" gives the same reply to
that question, every time.
The guy is about 30 years old & over 6feet tall (platform shoes included)
! ............. & apparantly a locally well-known "rent-boy". The other
comical thing is that "it" appears to have VERY tight rubber bands around
it's clothes ....making it look a bit like a trussed-up turkey. WIERD !!!
In short ...... it's like .... Monty Python meets Quentin Crisp meets
Just William meets (a very poor attempt at) the Black'n'white minstrel show
!!!!
Somebody ......... tell me I'm NOT "seeing things" & going crazy.
Somebody else on this ng MUST have seen it before !!!! Confirm to the
others that I'm NOT joking !
Henners
<m...@oxfam.net> writes
> Anyone who's been into the North Bridge (Doncaster) Tesco's, on a week-day
>evening regularly, will know what I'm talking about !
>Somebody ......... tell me I'm NOT "seeing things" & going crazy.
>Somebody else on this ng MUST have seen it before !!!! Confirm to the
>others that I'm NOT joking !
>
>
Seems perfectly normal for Doncaster
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Henners
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