I can`t believe I got in the top 10, but then it is only with 11 arts, so
thats not too bad. I suppose. Elvis was in pos 14, which is pretty good, I
think. March has been ill, and so the top slot was won by Drew, with a pretty
paltry score.
I'd just like to take this opportunity to congrat Alex & Kim, as well. I`m
suitably impressed ;) I`m just somewhat disappointed that March didn`t take
his laptop & transcribe the proceedings onto the web :-P
Annnnyway. Here's this weeks collection of spods/spodlings.
Total No. different posters (including Se1m@n, who changed his newsreader half-
way through this week, ergo generating 2 different name/email formats): 113. A
bit low, perhaps, but never mind.
Pos. Arts Lines who?
Just bubbling under are...
13. 8 140 steve bolam <steve...@elixir1.demon.co.uk.no.spam>
12. 8 193 CosmicMarmiteJar <cos...@infectant.com>
11. 8 198 Claire Little <claire...@NOSPAMmailexcite.com>
But this weeks spods are:
10. 8 210 han...@scs.leeds.ac.uk (hannah d.)
9. 9 158 Lindsay Maxwell <lin...@cs.york.ac.uk>
8. 10 323 J W B Greenwood <bro...@parkroad.u-net.com>
7. 11 203 ph...@leeds.ac.uk (Mr. Mike Wallis)
6. 11 244 cg...@york.ac.GUBBINS.uk (Colin Blackburn)
5. 11 307 "Mark Anderson" <spamm...@easynet.co.uk>
4. 28 543 Simon Wilkinson <Dr...@thegeegees.demon.co.uk>
3. 28 710 fr...@fredc.demon.co.uk (fred)
2. 29 509 March the Mad Scientist <Ma...@mad.scientist.com>
1. 30 858 dr...@leeds.ac.uk (Dr Drew)
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>4. 28 543 Simon Wilkinson <Dr...@thegeegees.demon.co.uk>
>3. 28 710 fr...@fredc.demon.co.uk (fred)
>2. 29 509 March the Mad Scientist
<Ma...@mad.scientist.com>
>1. 30 858 dr...@leeds.ac.uk (Dr Drew)
YES! CHAMPION! First time ever!
What a close result as well - that last-minute of extra time when I
slipped in those two posts from close range made all the difference,
Brian, but we're going to take each post as it comes, not get carried
away by this, after all, once you're the champion you're there to be
beaten, Brian, but I'd just like to dedicate this to Clare, Mum & Dad,
Leeds University's computing service, the Politics department who are
probably paying for this, Nelson Mandela, Little Jimmy Osmond, that
bloke who does the Mr. Muscle ads, Mike Scott of the Waterboys, not to
mention all my support<GUNSHOT>
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"That's us, dude!!" - Bill and Ted
Real e-mail: polaw<little snail>leeds.ac.uk
Look, it's how you perform on the day March.....
>Leeds University's computing service, the Politics department who are
>probably paying for this,
Actaully, it's the taxpayers required to subsidize Leeds University and the
politics department who would then be paying for it, right?
> In article <1998Apr24.1...@leeds.ac.uk>, Mr. Mike Wallis
> <ph...@leeds.ac.uk> writes
> >3. 28 710 fr...@fredc.demon.co.uk (fred)
> >2. 29 509 March the Mad Scientist <Ma...@mad.scientist.com>
> >1. 30 858 dr...@leeds.ac.uk (Dr Drew)
> >
> Don't you ever wonder what life is all about? I bet you all fit these
> posts in around Eastenders, Coronation street, Emmerdale, and edited
> highlights of Crossroads. Give it up and weed the garden instead ;-O
I think I know what life is like in the real world, I don't watch
much tv at all, certainly none of the programs you mentioned. My
garden is full of sheep at the moment, they do the weeding.
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>What a close result as well - that last-minute of extra time when I
>slipped in those two posts from close range made all the difference,
>Brian, but we're going to take each post as it comes, not get carried
>away by this, after all, once you're the champion you're there to be
>beaten, Brian,
(other snip)
Nothing to do with me.....
Brian.
Remove .2001 from address if replying by e-mail.
I apologise for the inconvenience this causes.
How long did it take you to train them? Are you paying them a proper
wage? I tried to train my chickens but they found it difficult to hold
the fork and stand up at the same time. :-)
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I don't like giving away trade secrets, I could get drummed out of
the Worshipfull order of Hermits if anyone found out but what you
do is put the sheep in the garden and gather them round you for a talk.
Then you tell them not to eat the docks and the thistles, tell them
they can eat anything they like except for the docks and the thistles.
Then go away and leave them, they can't resist it, they just can't
resist it.
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>Don't you ever wonder what life is all about? I bet you all fit these
>posts in around Eastenders, Coronation street, Emmerdale, and edited
>highlights of Crossroads. Give it up and weed the garden instead ;-O
Actually I fit it in between doing my thesis on the Meaning of Life
(tm) and never watch any of the abovementioned programs, at all. Happy
now?
Sort of, except I have my fees and scholarship paid for through endowed
funds, so technically it's some dead guy.
Not a problem for *my* sheep as they only have the choice of docks,
thistles, dandies, dog dirt and white goods in my garden anyway.
Look ! Look ! It's me ! <fx> Shouting and pointing at screen</fx>
Omigod. Does this means I'm officially an internet nerd ?
Claire
I thought the list of programmes was all about TMOL. But getting back to
the *real* meaning of life thingy. I like the bit where John Cleese gets
attacked by a man with a bannana, or was it an apricot?
Why are you doing a thesis on it anyway, Doctor? No point in having a
double barreled Dr. Get a job instead.
And another thing if you want to learn about life in Yorkshire, you
should be doing your thesis in Hull. Most Hullions experience a lifetime
of life in one weekend - you could speed up your research - not bother
getting a job and retire.
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Do you live upstairs from Drew?
Yes, my name is Luca...
Could we have a change in the rules so that discussions *about* the
league tables don't count? This may give us "minor" the occasional
chance of glory :) It's difficult enough not being in GOC :) (I really
will have to come home and visit my Mum more often.)
Just a thought.......
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It was a banana, but that wasn't "The Meaning of Life", it was "And Now
for Something Completely Different".
>Why are you doing a thesis on it anyway, Doctor? No point in having a
>double barreled Dr. Get a job instead.
"Dr." isn't a title, it's my first name.
What, are you asking him if he's one of our gerbils?
Talking of theses, if your attempt is deemed inadequate to merit
a doctorate you can get an MPhil instead. I think they should let you
become a Nurse instead.
Just an idea
Nurse Jon
Hey, you do patronising really well March. Been practising?
Don't listen to him Claire. You can be a nerd if you want. You'll have
to do better than u.l.y though to be a real full blown one.
lindsay
<something I have actually said to an 18 year old lovely girlie student
at LMU>
I know this seems really patronising, but when you're a bit older you'll
understand why I'm saying it.
</something I have actually said to an 18 year old lovely girlie student
at LMU>
>Don't listen to him Claire. You can be a nerd if you want. You'll have
>to do better than u.l.y though to be a real full blown one.
>
>lindsay
did I mention uk.rec.sheds? Ah, I see I did.
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ooooh. *nice*
.h
Now there's no Adny Wradword? I doubt it!
I will do anything if I find it funny. This is quite a self destructive
trait. Especially when I have such a shite sense of humour.
I can't think of anything suitably spiteful or hateful to say to March
right now. Probably something to do with my tender years, having seen
less than a quarter of a century. Compared to March, who has obviously
been around for about a quarter of a millenium.
Claire
Claire Little wrote in message <3548F9...@NOSPAMmailexcite.com>...
Well, I said the same to a sixteen year old girlie and got an ear in my
flea!! Beat that???
Do/did you attend LMU? If so, ya know Mike peters????
Ok I'll go!
David