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BrianE

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Jan 13, 2008, 7:20:00 AM1/13/08
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My police officer daughter is convinced she saw a young girl, straggly
hair, dress, wellies, on some steps by the A22 Caterham bypass at around
3am the other morning.

Anyone shed light on this, I know there's a bit to be found on Google..
--
thar's gold in them thar hills..

Dave (Sgt. Pepper)

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Jan 13, 2008, 7:56:22 AM1/13/08
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"BrianE" <br...@nojunkplease.co.uk> wrote in message
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>
> My police officer daughter is convinced she saw a young girl, straggly
> hair, dress, wellies, on some steps by the A22 Caterham bypass at around
> 3am the other morning.
>
> Anyone shed light on this, I know there's a bit to be found on Google..


Probably one of the illegal immigrants camping out in the local woods. I
had a quick look on google too but there's not much about it, although it
does seem that several people have had similar sightings of this girl in the
past.

What always cracks me up is when you get quotes like this, taken from that
article ... "On one occasion a driver was working outside his van and when
he got into his vehicle he was positive there was someone sitting beside
him. But when he looked, there was no-one there." I was half expecting the
article to go and say ... and the really spooky thing is, there was no-one
there the next day either!

--
Dave (Sgt. Pepper) Epsom, England
My photo galleries at http://www.pbase.com/davecq
"I will not tolerate intolerance ... Doh!!"


BrianE

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Jan 13, 2008, 8:26:16 AM1/13/08
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In article <DuWdnYq7pZM3lxfa...@giganews.com>,
Epsom...@Sicilia.net says...


> What always cracks me up is when you get quotes like this, taken from that
> article ... "On one occasion a driver was working outside his van and when
> he got into his vehicle he was positive there was someone sitting beside
> him. But when he looked, there was no-one there." I was half expecting the
> article to go and say ... and the really spooky thing is, there was no-one
> there the next day either!

too cynical by far Dave.. :-)

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Dave (Sgt. Pepper)

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Jan 14, 2008, 12:31:00 PM1/14/08
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"BrianE" <br...@nojunkplease.co.uk> wrote in message
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I know Brian. I'm just another victim of the government's recynicaling
policy.

Nicola McCormack

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Feb 7, 2008, 9:13:37 AM2/7/08
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in the early hours of sun 3rd feb 08 my friend and i was driving down the
caterham bypass and saw a young woman standing at the bottom of the
staircase.
ive heard stories about a ghostly lady is seen there but never actually
believed it.
it was about 1.30am, we believe she was wearing some sort of boots and maybe
a skirt or dress with blonde hair. we thought that she couldn't be a ghost
but was then trying to work out why anyone would be there by themselves at
that time of the mornong in clothes that were obviously not suitable for the
weather condition as it was freezing outside!
could it have been the ghostly lady???
can anyone shed anymore light on this??

url:http://myreader.co.uk/msg/11044170.aspx

Daniel Plainview

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Feb 7, 2008, 9:22:47 AM2/7/08
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"Nicola McCormack" <nikk...@hotmail.co.uk> wrote in message
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What you saw was Chrith Hill trawling for pickups whilst on a visit to
Surrey to visit JF. It is a good job you did not stop, for hiding at the
side of the road was his paramour, Nelly Barker. These two often used to
meat up in the rolling Derby hills and I suspect they fancied a change of
scenery.

--
Daniel

"I've now had a chance to read the appropriate section in Mr Follett's
draft Tavvie paper on hate. I've been asked to referee some parts of
the paper on group dynamics and have decided to volunteer a few
comments on the interesting behaviour of his Easynews stalker. I've
submitted my findings to Mr Follett. As soon as I have his permission
to reproduce my comments I'll be pleased to do so on some Usenet
newsgroups where regular contributors may be puzzled by the stalker's
seeming compulsive obsession with Mr. Follett and , to a lesser extent
with Mr. Dave Pepper -- a frequent contributor to the surrey newsgroup
in the uk hierachy."
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BrianE

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Feb 7, 2008, 9:29:47 AM2/7/08
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In article <4b22f11b25184124...@newspe.com>,
nikk...@hotmail.co.uk says...

As I said before, my daughter (a PC) saw her as did a van driver who
alerted them to it!

Very odd.
--
Thar's gold in them thar hills

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Richard Tobin

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Feb 7, 2008, 10:57:22 AM2/7/08
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In article <sxdc97vmrrxq$.17melrhv...@40tude.net>,
Hot Badger Deluxe <water...@spamcop.org> wrote:
>I have no idea what this thread is about, as it has only just surfaced
>through my killfile, but Caterham Ghost would be a great name for a car.

Any relation to Culham GHOST?

-- Richard
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:wq

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foghollow

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Feb 7, 2008, 11:32:55 AM2/7/08
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In article <1uc35u0o2lohk.b3wt3cm661s8$.d...@40tude.net>,
water...@spamcop.org says...
> Is that a BEER?
>
No, it's the only graphics package I ever really understood.
Gone now, of course, commes les neiges d'antan
--
Snob? Were I a snob, I wouldn't be talking to you.

Daniel Plainview

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Feb 7, 2008, 11:57:47 AM2/7/08
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"JAF" <anarchSP...@ntlworld.com> wrote in message
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> On Thu, 07 Feb 2008 14:22:47 GMT, "Daniel Plainview"
> <Da...@ThereWillBePhun.org> wrote:
>
>>> could it have been the ghostly lady???
>
> No, not by any stretch of the imagination.

>
>>> can anyone shed anymore light on this??
>
> Yes, you're a gullible fuckwit.

As opposed to being a dumb fuckwit who is unable to attribute quotes
correctly. Wot I actually said was:

What you saw was Chrith Hill trawling for pickups whilst on a visit to
Surrey to visit JF. It is a good job you did not stop, for hiding at the
side of the road was his paramour, Nelly Barker. These two often used to
meat up in the rolling Derby hills and I suspect they fancied a change of
scenery.

From your angry reply I guess Chrith must have been visiting JAF and not JF.
Don't worry, nancyboi, your sekrit is safe with me.

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John of Aix

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Feb 7, 2008, 1:54:04 PM2/7/08
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foghollow wrote:
> commes les neiges d'antan

Blimey! This is just about the first time I've seen someone write more
than a word or two correctly in the language of the WOCABs, and, to
boot; "d'antan" is somewhat 'recherché'. Well done sir.


Marcus Houlden

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Feb 7, 2008, 5:45:16 PM2/7/08
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On Thu, 7 Feb 2008 19:54:04 +0100, John of Aix <j.mu...@libertysurf.fr>
wrote the following to uk.misc:

Have you seen the works of Monsieur L'Artiste?

http://image.guardian.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/if/2008/02/04/20080204_if.jpg

mh.
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http://personal.nukesoft.co.uk

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Andy Champ

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Feb 7, 2008, 6:10:44 PM2/7/08
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That made me dig a bit. I'm not into French poetry, my command of the
language isn't good enough (though come to that I'm not really into
English poetry either, and no snide comments please) but that phrase
about "the snows of yesteryear" rang a bell.

Recherché? 1461? and it's

"Mais où sont les neiges d'antan!"

Andy

Richard Tobin

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Feb 7, 2008, 6:54:08 PM2/7/08
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In article <MPG.2215430d5...@news.individual.net>,

foghollow <da...@davebudd.org.ku> wrote:
>Gone now, of course, commes les neiges d'antan

To the same place as les daubes de ma jeunesse?

-- Richard
--
:wq

foghollow

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Feb 8, 2008, 3:52:48 AM2/8/08
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> On Thu, 7 Feb 2008 19:54:04 +0100, John of Aix <j.mu...@libertysurf.fr>
> wrote the following to uk.misc:
>
> > foghollow wrote:
> >> commes les neiges d'antan
> >
> > Blimey! This is just about the first time I've seen someone write more
> > than a word or two correctly in the language of the WOCABs, and, to
> > boot; "d'antan" is somewhat 'recherché'. Well done sir.

It's not especially recherche' for any UK male my age, because it featured in the film The Longest
Day. "Ou sont les neiges d'antan" was a code signal broadcast by the BBC in the run-up to D Day.
Another was "The long sobs of the violins"

jasee

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Feb 8, 2008, 3:59:27 AM2/8/08
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Richard Tobin wrote:
> In article <sxdc97vmrrxq$.17melrhv...@40tude.net>,
> Hot Badger Deluxe <water...@spamcop.org> wrote:
>> I have no idea what this thread is about, as it has only just
>> surfaced through my killfile, but Caterham Ghost would be a great
>> name for a car.

Caterham _is_ the name of a great car, I was fortunate to own a Lotus
version


Amethyst Deceiver

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Feb 8, 2008, 4:03:36 AM2/8/08
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On Thu, 7 Feb 2008 19:54:04 +0100, "John of Aix"
<j.mu...@libertysurf.fr> wrote:

>foghollow wrote:
>> commes les neiges d'antan
>
>Blimey! This is just about the first time I've seen someone write more
>than a word or two correctly in the language of the WOCABs,

Goodness, the education of the WOCABs must be seriously lacking then.
--
Hooray for the differently sane.

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Long John Silver

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Feb 8, 2008, 6:44:37 AM2/8/08
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"JAF" <anarchSP...@ntlworld.com> wrote in message
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> On Thu, 07 Feb 2008 16:57:47 GMT, "Daniel Plainview"
> <Da...@ThereWillBePhun.org> wrote:
>
>>What you saw was Chrith Hill trawling for pickups whilst on a visit to
>>Surrey to visit JF. It is a good job you did not stop, for hiding at the
>>side of the road was his paramour, Nelly Barker. These two often used to
>>meat up in the rolling Derby hills and I suspect they fancied a change of
>>scenery.
>>
>>From your angry reply I guess Chrith must have been visiting JAF and not
>>JF.
>>Don't worry, nancyboi, your sekrit is safe with me.
>>
> You appear to have confused mw with someone who gives a fuck.

Aarrrgh, JAF, lad, I confused ye with someone with a little bit of
intelligence, so please excuse my mistake.

--
Pieces of Eight

"I've now had a chance to read the appropriate section in Mr Follett's
draft Tavvie paper on hate. I've been asked to referee some parts of
the paper on group dynamics and have decided to volunteer a few
comments on the interesting behaviour of his Easynews stalker. I've
submitted my findings to Mr Follett. As soon as I have his permission
to reproduce my comments I'll be pleased to do so on some Usenet
newsgroups where regular contributors may be puzzled by the stalker's
seeming compulsive obsession with Mr. Follett and , to a lesser extent
with Mr. Dave Pepper -- a frequent contributor to the surrey newsgroup
in the uk hierachy."
- Richard Christopher. RNIB Redhill. Posting to Usenet since 1997.

"Arrrrgh, Jim, lad, ye be too set in your ways to try and hide your posting
style now." - Long John Silver


Amethyst Deceiver

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Feb 8, 2008, 11:30:15 AM2/8/08
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On Fri, 8 Feb 2008 08:59:27 -0000, "jasee" <ja...@btinternet.com>
wrote:

>Richard Tobin wrote:
>> In article <sxdc97vmrrxq$.17melrhv...@40tude.net>,
>> Hot Badger Deluxe <water...@spamcop.org> wrote:
>>> I have no idea what this thread is about, as it has only just
>>> surfaced through my killfile, but Caterham Ghost would be a great
>>> name for a car.
>
>Caterham _is_ the name of a great car,

Gosh, really?

John of Aix

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Feb 8, 2008, 4:56:31 PM2/8/08
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foghollow wrote:
>> On Thu, 7 Feb 2008 19:54:04 +0100, John of Aix
>> <j.mu...@libertysurf.fr> wrote the following to uk.misc:
>>
>>> foghollow wrote:
>>>> commes les neiges d'antan
>>>
>>> Blimey! This is just about the first time I've seen someone write
>>> more than a word or two correctly in the language of the WOCABs,
>>> and, to boot; "d'antan" is somewhat 'recherché'. Well done sir.
>
> It's not especially recherche' for any UK male my age, because it
> featured in the film The Longest
> Day. "Ou sont les neiges d'antan" was a code signal broadcast by the
> BBC in the run-up to D Day.

So it was.

> Another was "The long sobs of the violins"

*The* one ffor the French resistance of course, the announcement of the
approaching landing of the allies

"Les sanglots longs des violons d'automne...blessent (bercent) mon coeur
d'une langeur monotone"
(Verlaine)

Tony Dragon

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Feb 9, 2008, 6:25:09 AM2/9/08
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Good yes, but have you ever tried to climb in one?


--
Tony the Dragon


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John of Aix

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Feb 10, 2008, 1:34:45 PM2/10/08
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Sadly you're not a million miles from the truth.


Tony Dragon

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Feb 10, 2008, 2:17:13 PM2/10/08
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Sn!pe wrote:


> Tony Dragon <tony....@btinternet.com> wrote:
>
>>>> Caterham _is_ the name of a great car,
>>>
>>> Gosh, really?
>>
>> Good yes, but have you ever tried to climb in one?
>

> It's easy, just a knack. I built one in '89.

Just before Christmas I stopped to get some diesel at a garage just of the
A22 at Godstone, there was a Caterham 7 there being demonstrated by one of
the salesmen. It took him about 10 minutes to teach the prospective buyer
how to climb into it, it was pouring with rain & the hood was up.


--
Tony the Dragon


Tony Dragon

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Feb 10, 2008, 3:00:15 PM2/10/08
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Hot Badger Deluxe wrote:


> On Sat, 9 Feb 2008 11:25:09 -0000, Tony Dragon wrote:
>
>> Amethyst Deceiver wrote:
>>> On Fri, 8 Feb 2008 08:59:27 -0000, "jasee" <ja...@btinternet.com>

> <snip>


>>>> Caterham _is_ the name of a great car,
>>>
>>> Gosh, really?
>>
>> Good yes, but have you ever tried to climb in one?
>

> You'd need bloody strong ropes.

OK, enter correction mode :-

Good yes, but have you ever tried to climb into one?

LOL


--
Tony the Dragon


Dave (Sgt. Pepper)

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"Tony Dragon" <tony....@btinternet.com> wrote in message
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>
> Good yes, but have you ever tried to climb into one?

As a possible heir to the throne once said to his butler ... allegedly.

--
Dave (Sgt. Pepper) Epsom, England
My photo galleries at http://www.pbase.com/davecq
"I will not tolerate intolerance ... Doh!!"


Israel Hands

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"Tony Dragon" <tony....@btinternet.com> wrote in message
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Aarrrgh, Tony, lad, ye should take more water in your grog.

--
Izzy

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