A Usefull Life after Death
Allan Webber
having your ashes shot into space. I say, what a waste! Surely we could put
these ashes to better use.
For example : When Jamie Oliver dies, maybe we could use his ashes in the
non-stick surfaces of frying pans ?
Personally, I want to be melted down, and made into women's soap products
Anyone else have any wishes for their remains ?
Allan
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Tim Gordon
news:399BC737...@mediascene.co.uk...
> At the office, we are currently discussing the recent craze in Hollywood,
of
> having your ashes shot into space. I say, what a waste! Surely we could
put
> these ashes to better use.
> Anyone else have any wishes for their remains ?
I want to be put out with the bins on Monday night. I can't really be
bothered with all that funeral stuff.
> For example : When Jamie Oliver dies, maybe we could use his ashes in the
> non-stick surfaces of frying pans ?
How do they stick non-stick material to frying pans?
> Personally, I want to be melted down, and made into women's soap products
And probably end up washing the arse of some hairy fella using his wifes
soap.
Tim
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I never wish I was not what I was not when I didn't wish what I was not was
not what I am not.
Allan Webber
> I want to be put out with the bins on Monday night. I can't really be
> bothered with all that funeral stuff.
So you can wake the neighbourhood up on Tuesday morning ? ;-)
> How do they stick non-stick material to frying pans?
Ummm, that's a good question....
> And probably end up washing the arse of some hairy fella using his wifes
> soap.
True, bad idea
I wonder if Sharon Stone lends her bicycle saddle out
Allan
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Allan Webber
> We all know what Prince Jug-Ears of Wales wants to be ......
They should turn him into porno-mags
Coz he's not worth a "toss" while he's alive
;-)
Allan
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Judas
>
>Ummm, that's a good question....
They bake it on.
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Judas
Allan Webber
> They bake it on.
But then we bake things in non-stick surfaced baking trays
how come it doesn't come off on our food ?
Allan
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Ci.Du
I know it means a sticky end, but what a lovely finish !
Regards
Ci Du
Allan Webber <allan...@mediascene.co.uk> wrote in message
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> At the office, we are currently discussing the recent craze in Hollywood,
of
> having your ashes shot into space. I say, what a waste! Surely we could
put
> these ashes to better use.
>
> For example : When Jamie Oliver dies, maybe we could use his ashes in the
> non-stick surfaces of frying pans ?
>
> Personally, I want to be melted down, and made into women's soap products
>
> Anyone else have any wishes for their remains ?
>
> Allan
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>
>
Allan Webber
> I would like to be recycled as varnish.
> I know it means a sticky end, but what a lovely finish !
Oh lordy.............
;-)
Allan
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Allan Webber
I mean, who wants to come back as a tin of condensed milk ?
;-)
Allan
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Ci.Du
ashes left after a cremation. You probably won't believe this, but when
I was an apprentice boxer at an undertaker's it was my job to package them.
They were all exported to New Guinea where there was a thriving
demand for them as Redi-Brek by the up-country cannibals.
What's that ?------------ Well I said you wouldn't, isn't it?
Regards,
Ci Du
Allan Webber <allan...@mediascene.co.uk> wrote in message
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Richard Dunstone
>Tim Gordon wrote:
>
>> I want to be put out with the bins on Monday night. I can't really be
>> bothered with all that funeral stuff.
>
>So you can wake the neighbourhood up on Tuesday morning ? ;-)
>
>> How do they stick non-stick material to frying pans?
>
>Ummm, that's a good question....
>
Do you really want to know?
They etch the bare metal pan with acid, and the Teflon clings onto the
little pits.
Oh you didn't really want to know? Sorry.
Wasn't there a member of the House Of Lords who recently said he
wanted his body to be donated to Battersea Dogs Home? I suppose being
put out with the bins would probably amount to much the same in the
end.
R
Allan Webber
> Do you really want to know?
>
> They etch the bare metal pan with acid, and the Teflon clings onto the
> little pits.
>
> Oh you didn't really want to know? Sorry.
>
Thanks - You learn something every day.
Perhaps you can also explain why women spend hours plucking out their eyebrows,
only to draw them back in afterwards with a pencil ?
;-)
Allan
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