http://www.bch.co.uk/news/66MillionForYourHomes.htm
Am I the only one who objects to his hard earned money being spent on these
day time TV watching, professionally unemployed, drug taking, shop lifting,
child benefit claiming burdens on society?
Mr Pounder
There should be council checks to see that the tenant respects council
property.
If they don't take care of the place, then after one warning they
should be forced
to accept a hovel of a house and not get any improvements.
Gonad
In other words, they would get what they deserve..... a dump.
Gonad
Gonad
Agreed.
But do you not realise that only the dregs of society live in council
accommodation?
They destroy decent homes & create the hovels that they live in, we pay for
the improvements.
Anyway, they all breed like rabbits & the Social Service dream boats cannot
be having their benefit claiming brats living in hovels. That would never
do.
Mr Pounder
In other words, they would get what they deserve..... a dump.
Gonad
What they deserve is sterilization.
It would then be only a matter of time before the nation is free of this
curse.
Mr Pounder
Off with their bollocks!
Gonad
Off with their bollocks!
Gonad
Bollocks is off topic.
Mr Hucker may introduce the wanger if he reads this.
Mr Pounder
Steve, I've worked in private houses for over 40 yrs, it's
just not like that down here!
Gonad
Gonad
Like what?
Mr Pounder
You said earlier that some private houses were terrible.
Gonad
Gonad
Not here.
Get a grip.
Mr Pounder
Umm.. err come to think of it, No they don't.
As for council house spongers in comparison they are small fry
Steve Terry
You sir are a fcking idiot! I am a Council tenant, and I am not a "dreg of
society". I work. I did 11 hours today. I get up at 4am 6 days a week. My
falt isn't "destroyed". I havent bred like a rabbit. I have one Son, who is
17 and working! I don't claim ANY benefits despite the fact that I earn low
monies.
So you Mr Punder, are a first class fcking idiot!
Funny that. I live in a Council flat, and have done for 13yrs. My place was
mondernised 18months ago to bring it upto standard.
But guess what? I FUCKING WORK YOU TIT.
I'm not a day time TV watching, professionally unemployed, drug taking, shop
lifting,
child benefit claiming burdens on society. But you are a cunt, anjd a first
class one at that!
Now be fair, cunts do have their uses, and Pounder is about as much use as
something you might find in the toilet after a good curry. :-)
--
SteveH
(another council tenant)
Dont bite Steve...they do this just to wind people up because everybody
ignores the wankers!
What excuse do you have for 13 years living in council flat?
You are a loser.
Mr Pounder
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<applause!>
:-)
Prick.
Oh cock and fuck.
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http://www.petersparrots.com http://www.insanevideoclips.com http://www.petersphotos.com
ABBOTT: Super Duper computer store. Can I help you?
COSTELLO: Thanks. I'm setting up an office in my den and I'm thinking about buying a computer.
ABBOTT: Mac?
COSTELLO: No, the name's Lou.
ABBOTT: Your computer?
COSTELLO: I don't own a computer. I want to buy one.
ABBOTT: Mac?
COSTELLO: I told you, my name's Lou.
ABBOTT: What about Windows?
COSTELLO: Why? Will it get stuffy in here?
ABBOTT: Do you want a computer with Windows?
COSTELLO: I don't know. What will I see when I look in the windows?
ABBOTT: Wallpaper.
COSTELLO: Never mind the windows. I need a computer and software.
ABBOTT: Software for Windows?
COSTELLO: No. On the computer! I need something I can use to write proposals, track expenses and run my business. What have you got?
ABBOTT: Office.
COSTELLO: Yeah, for my office. Can you recommend anything?
ABBOTT: I just did.
COSTELLO: You just did what?
ABBOTT: Recommend something.
COSTELLO: You recommended something?
ABBOTT: Yes.
COSTELLO: For my office?
ABBOTT: Yes.
COSTELLO: OK, what did you recommend for my office?
ABBOTT: Office.
COSTELLO: Yes, for my office!
ABBOTT: I recommend Office with Windows.
COSTELLO: I already have an office with windows! OK, lets just say THAT I'm sitting at my computer and I want to type a proposal. What do I need?
ABBOTT: Word.
COSTELLO: What word?
ABBOTT: Word in Office.
COSTELLO: The only word in office is office.
ABBOTT: The Word in Office for Windows.
COSTELLO: Which word in office for windows?
ABBOTT: The Word you get when you click the blue "W".
COSTELLO: I'm going to click your blue "w" if you don't start with some straight answers. OK, forget that. Can I watch movies on the Internet?
ABBOTT: Yes, you want Real One.
COSTELLO: Maybe a real one, maybe a cartoon. What I watch is none of your business. Just tell me what I need!
ABBOTT: Real One.
COSTELLO: If it's a long movie I also want to see reel 2, 3 & 4. Can I watch them?
ABBOTT: Of course.
COSTELLO: Great! With what?
ABBOTT: Real One.
COSTELLO: OK, I'm at my computer and I want to watch a movie. What do I do?
ABBOTT: You click the blue "1".
COSTELLO: I click the blue one what?
ABBOTT: The blue "1".
COSTELLO: Is that different from the blue w?
ABBOTT: The blue "1" is Real One and the blue "W" is Word.
COSTELLO: What word?
ABBOTT: The Word in Office for Windows.
COSTELLO: But there are three words in "office for windows"!
ABBOTT: No, just one. But it' s the most popular Word in the world.
COSTELLO: It is?
ABBOTT: Yes, but to be fair, there aren't many other Words left. It pretty much wiped out all the other Words out there.
COSTELLO: And that word is real one?
ABBOTT: Real One has nothing to do with Word. Real One isn't even part of Office.
COSTELLO: STOP! Don't start that again. What about financial bookkeeping? You have anything I can track my money with?
ABBOTT: Money.
COSTELLO: That's right. What do you have?
ABBOTT: Money.
COSTELLO: I need money to track my money?
ABBOTT: It comes bundled with your computer.
COSTELLO: What's bundled with my computer?
ABBOTT: Money.
COSTELLO: Money comes with my computer?
ABBOTT: Yes. No extra charge.
COSTELLO: I get a bundle of money with my computer? How much?
ABBOTT: One copy.
COSTELLO: Isn't it illegal to copy money?
ABBOTT: Microsoft gave us a license to copy money.
COSTELLO: They can give you a license to copy money?
ABBOTT: Why not? THEY OWN IT!
I offered a discussion.
Then you come back with that.
Do you often shoot yourself in the foot?
Mr Pounder
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Why are you a council tenant?
>
>
Probably because house prices are fucking stupidly high. Too many people (immigrants) in the country.
For centuries, the English have had a love affair with all types of hunting. Early one morning, a fellow was blasting away at a clump of brush on a grouse hunt.
Suddenly an outraged gentleman appeared and said "See here old man, you almost shot my wife with that volley."
The hunter, properly shamed replied, "So sorry old chap. Here, have a go at mine, over there."
>
> "Naked Gonad" <bodr...@yahoo.co.uk> wrote in message
> news:f1c4806c-a3e3-4171...@x41g2000hsb.googlegroups.com...
> On Aug 17, 2:15 pm, "Mr Pounder" <MrPoun...@rationalthought.com>
> wrote:
>> £66M of our money is being spent on council house spongers.
>> I know a bloke who works for this company, he said it will not take long
>> before the tenants trash the lot.
>>
>> http://www.bch.co.uk/news/66MillionForYourHomes.htm
>>
>> Am I the only one who objects to his hard earned money being spent on
>> these
>> day time TV watching, professionally unemployed, drug taking, shop
>> lifting,
>> child benefit claiming burdens on society?
>>
>> Mr Pounder
>
> In other words, they would get what they deserve..... a dump.
>
> Gonad
>
> What they deserve is sterilization.
> It would then be only a matter of time before the nation is free of this
> curse.
What about what Monty Python suggested, push 30 unemployed off the cliff each morning.
Bedlam broke out at the monthly meeting of the Westerville Garden Club this month.
The Master Gardener was asked if she truly believed that tender care could make a plant grow.
In a totally serious tone she replied,
"I certainly do. It's been my experience that anything organic can be greatly increased in size by affectionate handling."
Calm down.
Mr Pounder
Mr Pounder
>
Pussy.
Mr Pounder
>
OI!
Not everyone can afford to buy, it's as simple as that.
Gonad
Pounder is (alledgedly) a rich bastard out of touch with mortals.
My wife doesn't surf the net, she paddles.
Yeh, these rich people are out of touch.
Gonad
When it comes to bullshit he found the mother load.
Al
Erm! a few hundred(ballpark figure) houses are left whilst the MOD are still
paying rent on them ie militry homes.
Pillock
Lets hope you don't lose all your assets and house in the future,hey!
Fuck off elsewhere then.
No. You fuck off.
Why have you posted this to demon.local?
Impossible. My house and all of my assets are paid for. I owe no man
nothing.
*That* is no way to deal with trolls! You must be robust in your replies to
such troublemakers so that they are frightened out of your group once and
for all. Neil Barker and I have successfully cleared demon.local of a few
attempted invasions including a mass attack by the miaowers at one time.
After our latest battle all we now have to contend with is a Usenet prick
who goes by the name of Paul Rooney and whose only method of fighting is to
forge posts as if they came from Neil or I. He'll soon get tired of that
little game especially when school starts again.
House prices were not always high.
Mr Pounder
Explain the "pillock" remark.
If you can.
Mr Pounder
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Snap.
Mr Pounder
>
You sound very upset.
Why do you sound upset?
Mr Pounder
>
>
Sounds like you support my views?
Mr Pounder
>
>
I am not a troll.
Mr Pounder
Off topic.
Mr Pounder
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Yes?
Mr Pounder
>
Not everyone can afford to buy, it's as simple as that.
Gonad
No, it is not as simple as that.
Mr Pounder
We didn't used to have so many immigrants.
I spilled spot remover on my dog, and now he's gone.
I worked for what I have.
I went through a lot of hardship to get where I am.
I never took the easy option of living in a council house.
I did it all on my own, the State has never given me a penny.
Mr Pounder
What's that got to do with it?
Gonad
Don't call me a liar Alan.
Mr Pounder
>
>
> "Peter Hucker" <no...@spam.com> wrote in message
> news:op.uf1pb...@fx62.mshome.net...
>> On Sun, 17 Aug 2008 20:15:49 +0100, Naked Gonad <bodr...@yahoo.co.uk>
>> wrote:
>>
>>> On Aug 17, 7:30 pm, pmd <P...@SIBU.HQ> wrote:
>>>> Mr Pounder wrote:
>>>> > "pmd" <P...@SIBU.HQ> wrote in message
>>>> >news:g89lgq$rft$3...@registered.motzarella.org...
>>>>
>>>> >>^^artnada^^ wrote:
>>>>
>>>> >>>Mr Pounder wrote:
>>>>
>>>> >>>>£66M of our money is being spent on council house spongers.
You (alledgedly) get too much for what you do.
Top Tip. If someone shoves your feet in a fire, quickly put your head in a bucket of iced water. On average, you will be pretty comfortable.
> What's that got to do with it?
Supply and demand.
--
Top Tip. If someone shoves your feet in a fire, quickly put your head in a bucket of iced water. On average, you will be pretty comfortable.
Then disprove it.
Advice given to RAF pilots during WWII:
"When a prang seems inevitable, endeavor to strike the softest, cheapest object in the vicinity as slow and gently as possible."
What's a liar-alan?
Gonad
Why? Is tax payers money not wasted on trolls? Rooney is a troll who has
conned the public purse for goodness knows how much. Neil and I did manage
to stop one of the excesses when we got him dismissed from a Liverpool
university. (Oxymoron that.)
No. I just like telling people to fuck off.
Fuck off.
Sort of like a lion.
A man came home from work earlier than usual and caught his wife in bed with his best friend.
Enraged, the husband grabbed a gun and shot his friend.
His wife said, "You know, if you go on like this, you're going to lose ALL your friends."
They must be very rare, are they Scottish?
Gonad
Shouldn't that be 'anything'?
And what about women?
--
SteveH
Suit yourself but I owe nothing.
What about that fiver you owe me?
Gonad
Immigrants did not push up house prices.
Mr Pounder
Gonad
Nothing.
Mr Pounder
Most immigrants are Polish people, they tend to rent.
Mr Pounder
Gonad
What about that bottle of Jack that You owe Me?
Mr Pounder
Correct. When the darkies first started buying houses round here the prices
of houses next door to them dropped so it ended up with other darkies buying
them.
So do I, but not in what I intended to be a serious thread..
Mr Pounder
Silly.
Mr Pounder
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I was speaking to Alan not you.
I refer you to Gonad.
You are off topic yet again.
Mr Pounder
> They must be very rare, are they Scottish?
Yes.
--
A farmer was out on his Welsh hillside tending his flock one day, when he saw a man drinking with a cupped hand from the stream which ran down from one of his fields.
Realising the danger, he shouted over to the man "Paid a yfed y dwr! Mae'n ych-y-fi!" (Don't drink the water. It's disgusting!)
The man at the stream lifted his head and put a cupped hand to his ear, shrugged his shoulders at the farmer, and carried on drinking.
Realising the man at the stream couldn't hear him, the farmer moved closer.
"Paid a yfed! Dwr ych-y-fi! Defaid yn cachu yn y dwr!" (Don't drink. Water's disgusting. Sheep crap in the water.)
Still the walker couldn't hear the farmer.
Finally the farmer walked right up to the man at the stream and once again said "Dwr yn ych-y-fi! Paid a'i yfed!". (Water's disgusting. Don't drink it!)
I'm dreadfully sorry my good man, I couldn't understand a word you said dear boy! Can't you speak English???" said the man at the stream in a fine English accent.
"Oh I see" said the farmer. "I was just saying, if you use both hands you can get more in..."
At 11.55 last night I was on my phone discussing a new service package with
a customer :-(
He rang me.
I was asleep.
I clinched the deal.
I was on site, working five hours later.
Mr Pounder
More people in the same land area means higher prices. More competition.
One day, shortly after having her 9th baby, the good Irish lady
ran into her parish priest. He congratulated her on the new
offspring, then said: "But isn't having nine babies a little much?"
"Well," she said, "I don't know why I get pregnant so often, it
must be something in the air."
"Yes," said the priest, "your legs."
Which means there are more landlords competing to buy.
In 1999 the creators of KY Jelly created a new product. It was called "Y2K Jelly." It allowed you to get four digits in your date instead of two.
I'm still waiting.
A lady come home and caught her husband in the act of cheating on her.
The rural housewife went to the back of the house and returned with the family's .22 caliber rifle.
Aiming the weapon at her husband's balls she said, "I'm gonna turn a bull into a steer, Jon!"
"No no!" pleaded Jon. "Not like this! C'mon, Judi, give me a sporting chance, darlin'!"
"All right. I will. You can set 'em to swinging . . . "
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> "Peter Hucker" <no...@spam.com> wrote in message
> news:op.uf3fr...@fx62.mshome.net...
>> On Mon, 18 Aug 2008 18:44:43 +0100, Mr Pounder
>> <MrPo...@rationalthought.com> wrote:
>>
>>>
>>> "Peter Hucker" <no...@spam.com> wrote in message
>>> news:op.uf1pb...@fx62.mshome.net...
>>>> On Sun, 17 Aug 2008 20:15:49 +0100, Naked Gonad <bodr...@yahoo.co.uk>
>>>> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> On Aug 17, 7:30 pm, pmd <P...@SIBU.HQ> wrote:
>>>>>> Mr Pounder wrote:
>>>>>> > "pmd" <P...@SIBU.HQ> wrote in message
>>>>>> >news:g89lgq$rft$3...@registered.motzarella.org...
>>>>>>
>>>>>> >>^^artnada^^ wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>> >>>Mr Pounder wrote:
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>>>>>> >>>>£66M of our money is being spent on council house spongers.
You do not work 4 times harder than someone who gets paid a quarter of what you do.
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Wrong group for a serious thread.
I used to not get along with my mother-in-law, but over the last few
months, I've developed quite an attachment for her. It goes over her
head, and a strap comes down under her chin to keep her mouth shut.
>
> "George" <not...@blueblunder.co.uk> wrote in message
> news:obdqk.44352$E41....@text.news.virginmedia.com...
>>
>> "Mr Pounder" <MrPo...@rationalthought.com> wrote in message
>> news:VvVpk.43945$E41....@text.news.virginmedia.com...
>>> £66M of our money is being spent on council house spongers.
>>> I know a bloke who works for this company, he said it will not take long
>>> before the tenants trash the lot.
>>>
>>> http://www.bch.co.uk/news/66MillionForYourHomes.htm
>>>
>>> Am I the only one who objects to his hard earned money being spent on
>> these
>>> day time TV watching, professionally unemployed, drug taking, shop
>> lifting,
>>> child benefit claiming burdens on society?
>>>
>>> Mr Pounder
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>
>> Erm! a few hundred(ballpark figure) houses are left whilst the MOD are
>> still
>> paying rent on them ie militry homes.
>>
>>
>
> Why have you posted this to demon.local?
What the fuck has it to do with you?
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He's more than 4 times as talented.
HJ
>
> Wrong group for a serious thread.
>
>
Wrong *groups*, don't you mean?
As I have no idea which of them you are intending to post your serious
garbage to, I too must act inconsiderately just so I can be sure you and
the other x-posting knobheads get the message.
And please SNIP ffs!
Kind regards, naturally.
HJ
Not really.
Property developers buy houses of course. But they favour the purchase of
large run down properties which can be converted in to HMOs..............
flats. This is where most of the immigrants live.
Thus the white face was pushed out.
Hang about!!!!
Hucker is sidetracking this thread.
Mr Pounder
>
>
You are ignoring the point of this thread.
Just stick to the thread or STFU.
Mr Pounder
What about the what?
Mr Pounder
>
>
No it's not.
Mr Pounder
I know.
Mr Pounder
You would not survive one of my days.
You are once again off topic.
Mr Pounder
Thank you Sir.
Mr Pounder
Just got "caught-up" in the moment.
A "double saw-buck" is a twenty dollar bill.
X = 10
X = 10
+______
XX = 20
_______
X X = saw horse.
HJ
Is that Algebracadabra?
Gonad
Is that Algebracadabra?
Gonad
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Yes & No.
HJ
Ah well, that clears that
up.............................................. ?....... ;-(
Gonad
Papaver penis.
A Glesga burd walks into the local dry cleaners. She places a garment on the counter.
"Ah'll be back ra morra efternin tae pick up ma dress." she says.
"Come again?" says the clerk, cupping his ear.
"Naw" she replies. "This time it's mayonnaise."
> Peter Hucker wrote:
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>> Wrong group for a serious thread.
>>
>>
>
>
> Wrong *groups*, don't you mean?
At least one as wrong.
> As I have no idea which of them you are intending to post your serious
> garbage to, I too must act inconsiderately just so I can be sure you and
> the other x-posting knobheads get the message.
I don't x-post.
> And please SNIP ffs!
I snip a hell of a lot. A lot of posts I reply to have 15 levels left in!
Odd, my newsreader just gave the following error:
"Troll alert, "follow-up to" does not match "newsgroups"".
All that glitters has a high refractive index.
They still use up space in our country.
Why are they called apartments, when they're all stuck together?
That sounds like a very impressive tool Peter and one which Neil and I could
add to our armoury. Which newsreader do you use?