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Gmacz

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Is the mobile chippie from the Lochinver area still up and running?
My highland holiday was not the same without a few haggis pudding suppers.
Maybe it is the fuel costs in the area--- 93.9 pence a litre for petrol and
diesel--no wonder the highlands seemed deserted.

JimD

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Haggis and chips. Wonderful. Unobtainable in England.

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John Burns

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> Haggis and chips. Wonderful. Unobtainable in England.

Tastes even better after

a) a long day hill walking
b) 10 pints :-)

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mark.t...@ntlworld.com

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On Sun, 30 Jul 2000 17:46:09 GMT, dynastic@REMOVE_THIScwcom.net (JimD)
wrote:

>Haggis and chips. Wonderful. Unobtainable in England.


Well it is an aquired taste, I remember my first try of one, Went to
Aviemore on a moutain warfare course in the army. (Read hurtling down
the slopes on your arse with skis in the air, and getting blathered
every night in the village)
I bought a "Haggis supper", to one bite of it and thought what horrid
greasy shite and threw it on the floor. This dog shot out from an
alleyway and wolfed it down. My thoughts at the time was I bet this
was a regular occurance.

Sandy Morton

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In article <39855ca0...@news.ntlworld.com>,

<mark.t...@ntlworld.com> wrote:
> I bought a "Haggis supper", to one bite of it and thought what horrid
> greasy shite and threw it on the floor.

Sir

You have no soul.

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Adam Whyte-Settlar

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Sandy Morton <a...@sandymillport.fsnet.co.uk> wrote in message
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> In article <39855ca0...@news.ntlworld.com>,
> <mark.t...@ntlworld.com> wrote:
> > I bought a "Haggis supper", to one bite of it and thought what horrid
> > greasy shite and threw it on the floor.
>
> Sir
>
> You have no soul.

Nor any sense of community it would appear - use a rubbish bin when you are
in Scotland!
Litter lout.

The adorable
Adam Whyte-Settlar

Adam Whyte-Settlar

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JimD <dynastic@REMOVE_THIScwcom.net> wrote in message
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> On Sun, 30 Jul 2000 01:04:17 +0100, "Gmacz" <Gm...@lineone.net> wrote:
>
> >Is the mobile chippie from the Lochinver area still up and running?
> >My highland holiday was not the same without a few haggis pudding
suppers.
> >Maybe it is the fuel costs in the area--- 93.9 pence a litre for petrol
and
> >diesel--no wonder the highlands seemed deserted.
>
> Haggis and chips. Wonderful. Unobtainable in England.

Deep fried Mars Bars are also a rarity down there I hear?

The adorable
Adam Whyte-Settlar

mark.t...@ntlworld.com

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Well seeing as the place is full of dogshit and old fertiliser sacks I
think a battered haggis on the floor would be a step up.
I've met quite a few of the Whyte-Setlar clan, and to be quite honest
they got sick of being pissed up at the end of the bar spouting about
the fucking English before I got sick of knocking their teeth out.
I dont have to hide behind a psuedonym, I live in Dewsbury Yorkshire.
And I'm quite easy enough to find, anytime you want to have a go,
please feel free as I'll be more than happy to oblige.

Gmacz

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Easy to find--You just follow the litter trail.
It is good to see a Yorkshire(english bas*****) with a Glaswegen
attitude.Did your mum goto Glasgow for a holiday nine months before you were
born. G Macdeefan.
<mark.t...@ntlworld.com> wrote in message
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Sandy Morton

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In article <3989a340...@news.ntlworld.com>,

<mark.t...@ntlworld.com> wrote:
> I dont have to hide behind a psuedonym, I live in Dewsbury Yorkshire.
> And I'm quite easy enough to find, anytime you want to have a go,
> please feel free as I'll be more than happy to oblige.

And I will be more than happy if you continue to live there.

Gerald L R Stubbs

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The message <8mcajh$ph1$1...@supernews.com>
from "Gmacz" <Gm...@lineone.net> contains these words:

> Easy to find--You just follow the litter trail.
> It is good to see a Yorkshire(english bas*****) with a Glaswegen
> attitude.Did your mum goto Glasgow for a holiday nine months before you >were born. G Macdeefan.

You should know what a litter-trail looks like, your post looked like a
rubbish tip.

Haven't you learned how to post so that others can make sense of it,
or is it just because you are bone-idle ?
--
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Gmacz

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I can post anyway I like--I have a computer and an ISP and that is all I
need.I got a reply to the post--so he must have understood it and I don't
see him complaining.If you and anybody else are not happy with the way I
post,then put me on the ignore list or don't open any of my posts.You are
probably one of those people who look through newsgroups just to spot
spelling mistakes etc, and it gives you great pride to tell that person how
wrong he is.You are probably one of those people who love to tour newsgroups
and tell people how wrong they are to "top post". In fact I think you are
just one of those people! yours Gmacz
Gerald L R Stubbs <stu...@zetnet.co.uk> wrote in message
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Gmacz

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Adam Whyte-Settlar

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<mark.t...@ntlworld.com> wrote in message
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> On Thu, 3 Aug 2000 17:08:45 +0100, "Adam Whyte-Settlar"
> <glw...@dialstart.net> wrote:
>
> >
> >Sandy Morton <a...@sandymillport.fsnet.co.uk> wrote in message
> >news:49e6d5...@sandymillport.fsnet.co.uk...
> >> In article <39855ca0...@news.ntlworld.com>,
> >> <mark.t...@ntlworld.com> wrote:
> >> > I bought a "Haggis supper", to one bite of it and thought what horrid
> >> > greasy shite and threw it on the floor.
> >>
> >> Sir
> >>
> >> You have no soul.
> >
> >Nor any sense of community it would appear - use a rubbish bin when you
are
> >in Scotland!
> >Litter lout.
> >
> >The adorable
> >Adam Whyte-Settlar
> >
> >
> Well seeing as the place is full of dogshit and old fertiliser sacks I
> think a battered haggis on the floor would be a step up.

LOL - I must admit you have a point there.

> I've met quite a few of the Whyte-Setlar clan, and to be quite honest
> they got sick of being pissed up at the end of the bar spouting about
> the fucking English before I got sick of knocking their teeth out.

Funny - they never mentioned you, and I am surprised they were spouting
about the *nglish. What were they saying?
I hope they didn't embarras you.

> I dont have to hide behind a psuedonym, I live in Dewsbury Yorkshire.
> And I'm quite easy enough to find, anytime you want to have a go,
> please feel free as I'll be more than happy to oblige.

Pseudonym! What pseudonym? And its Settlar not Setlar.
Funnily enough I drive by quite near Dewsbury a couple of times a month on
business.
It might be nice to stop off for a pint.

Oh well, can't stay chatting all day you know.
Nice to have met you old chap

The adorable
Adam Whyte-Settlar

Edward Tweedly

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Aug 4, 2000, 3:00:00 AM8/4/00
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In article <8mc60i$ng3$9...@gxsn.com>,

"Adam Whyte-Settlar" <glw...@dialstart.net> wrote:
>
> Sandy Morton <a...@sandymillport.fsnet.co.uk> wrote in message
> news:49e6d5...@sandymillport.fsnet.co.uk...
> > In article <39855ca0...@news.ntlworld.com>,
> > <mark.t...@ntlworld.com> wrote:
> > > I bought a "Haggis supper", to one bite of it and thought what
horrid
> > > greasy shite and threw it on the floor.
> >
> > Sir
> >
> > You have no soul.
>
> Nor any sense of community it would appear - use a rubbish bin when
you are
> in Scotland!
> Litter lout.
>
> The adorable
> Adam Whyte-Settlar

Dog-hater!
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Before you buy.

Gerald L R Stubbs

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from "Gmacz" <Gm...@lineone.net> contains these words:

> I can post anyway I like--I have a computer and an ISP and that is all I


> need.I got a reply to the post--so he must have understood it and I don't
> see him complaining.If you and anybody else are not happy with the way I
> post,then put me on the ignore list or don't open any of my posts.You are
> probably one of those people who look through newsgroups just to spot
> spelling mistakes etc, and it gives you great pride to tell that person how
> wrong he is.You are probably one of those people who love to tour newsgroups
> and tell people how wrong they are to "top post". In fact I think you are
> just one of those people! yours Gmacz

Wrong on both counts, my dear!

You, on the other hand, seem to be one of those people who are
quite happy to dish it out, as in your post to my old friend Trudgill,
but squeal like a stuck pig if anyone does the same to you !

All the best,
--
Stubbsy stu...@zetnet.co.uk

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><>>>>>:>


Paul Simonite

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> Deep fried Mars Bars are also a rarity down there I hear?

> The adorable
> Adam Whyte-Settlar


An Englander visited us last year and would not believe in 'Deep
Fried Mars Bars' until he had witnessed one. I took him to a chippy
in Thurso and as we stood in the lunchtime queue he still thought it
was a joke - until I actually ordered one for him. To be fair
though, I have to say that he ate every scrap of it.
--
Cheers,

Compo in Caithness


Paul Simonite

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The message <8mcs5f$5e9$1...@supernews.com>
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> You are


> probably one of those people who look through newsgroups just to spot
> spelling mistakes etc, and it gives you great pride to tell that person how
> wrong he is.You are probably one of those people who love to tour newsgroups
> and tell people how wrong they are to "top post". In fact I think you are
> just one of those people! yours Gmacz


It is my experience that Mr Stubbs fits into none of the categories
you mention. He happens to be a very efficient crofter and a jolly
decent type too.

As for littering - food is bio-degradeable and whilst it is
undesirable to drop food in the gutter, it is not officially litter.

Paul Simonite

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from "Adam Whyte-Settlar" <glw...@dialstart.net> contains these words:

> It might be nice to stop off for a pint.


One thing for sure - You'll get a better pint in Yorkshire than you
will in the beer drinkers desert called Sutherland :-)

Caroline Bell

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> Deep fried Mars Bars are also a rarity down there I hear?

> The adorable
> Adam Whyte-Settlar

Go to St. Andrews, and ask your way to the KFB. They'll deep fry any
chocolate item for you (for 40p I think) , and they have "Taz Pizza"
which involves a normal pizza, cooked with chocolate "taz devils"
(the 10p ones).

Truly unique experience.

Graeme.


Gerald L R Stubbs

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from Paul Simonite <statio...@zetnet.co.uk> contains these words:

> One thing for sure - You'll get a better pint in Yorkshire than you
> will in the beer drinkers desert called Sutherland :-)

> Compo

I'll second that. I tend to drink the stuff in bottles as the keg article
is a refined sort of poison.

The local near Mr. Trudgill's house served me with one of the best
pints that I have drunk in a long time, and although it goes against
the grain I would have to say that if it was an average example then
Yorkshire beer isn't half bad.
--
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John Burns

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> > It might be nice to stop off for a pint.
>
> One thing for sure - You'll get a better pint in Yorkshire than you
> will in the beer drinkers desert called Sutherland :-)

Try the Marine Hotel in Brora, they have some good stuff on draught.

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Sandy Morton

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In article <398B0D...@unixnerd.demon.co.uk>,

John Burns <jo...@unixnerd.demon.co.uk> wrote:
> Try the Marine Hotel in Brora, they have some good stuff on draught.


Went to the Marine Hotel for the Millenium Grand Match. One of the best
hotels I have ever stayed in. Accomodation, food and service were
absoflippinglutely fantasmagorical.

Adam Whyte-Settlar

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Caroline Bell <caro...@zetnet.co.uk> wrote in message
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Splendid! Its so heartening to hear how Scottish cuisine continues to match
the best in Europe.
I can still remember when deep fried pizza was still almost unheard of
outside of a very exclusive clientele and now it has evolved and its true
worth is beginning to be appreciated the world over.
Bravo!

The adorable
Adam Whyte-Settlar.

Steve Barlow

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writes

>I can post anyway I like--
Just another upside down w**k*r/poster

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mark.t...@ntlworld.com

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On Fri, 4 Aug 2000 13:04:53 +0100, Gerald L R Stubbs
<stu...@zetnet.co.uk> wrote:

>The message <200008041...@zetnet.co.uk>
> from Paul Simonite <statio...@zetnet.co.uk> contains these words:
>

>> One thing for sure - You'll get a better pint in Yorkshire than you
>> will in the beer drinkers desert called Sutherland :-)

>> Compo
>
>I'll second that. I tend to drink the stuff in bottles as the keg article
>is a refined sort of poison.

Well Tennants and Belhaven what can I say?


>
>The local near Mr. Trudgill's house served me with one of the best
>pints that I have drunk in a long time, and although it goes against
>the grain I would have to say that if it was an average example then
>Yorkshire beer isn't half bad.

Well Gerald, having sussed the local hosteleries since our visit, I
can catagorically say without fear of contradiction that the pub we
had a jar in was fairly mediochre, and there's much better across and
down the road.
See you on your way back up north like, and if Mr W-S would like to
join me for a pint or so he's more than welcome, just drop me a line
when he's passing and I'll show him one or two decent watering holes.


mark.t...@ntlworld.com

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On Fri, 04 Aug 2000 21:31:56 +0100, Sandy Morton
<a...@sandymillport.fsnet.co.uk> wrote:

>In article <398B0D...@unixnerd.demon.co.uk>,
> John Burns <jo...@unixnerd.demon.co.uk> wrote:
>> Try the Marine Hotel in Brora, they have some good stuff on draught.
>
>
>Went to the Marine Hotel for the Millenium Grand Match. One of the best
>hotels I have ever stayed in. Accomodation, food and service were
>absoflippinglutely fantasmagorical.

Well the only decent pint I ever had north 'o' border was in Aberdeen
at a place called "My fathers moustache". John Smiths on draught, good
food and sevice, well tidy and friendly barmaids, what more can you
ask.
I'm told this place is supposed to be a "ginger joint" but compared to
the "Robbie Burns" down near the station with its sticky tartan
carpets, stroppy bar staff, vile beer, Jamsie Cotter clientel, and
rough OLD (with a capital O) slappers tapping half a lager off anyone
who'd buy them one, I'll drink with the shirt lifters any day of the
week.

Adam Whyte-Settlar

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Edward Tweedly <etwe...@my-deja.com> wrote in message
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> In article <8mc60i$ng3$9...@gxsn.com>,
> "Adam Whyte-Settlar" <glw...@dialstart.net> wrote:
> >
> > Sandy Morton <a...@sandymillport.fsnet.co.uk> wrote in message
> > news:49e6d5...@sandymillport.fsnet.co.uk...
> > > In article <39855ca0...@news.ntlworld.com>,
> > > <mark.t...@ntlworld.com> wrote:
> > > > I bought a "Haggis supper", to one bite of it and thought what
> horrid
> > > > greasy shite and threw it on the floor.
> > >
> > > Sir
> > >
> > > You have no soul.
> >
> > Nor any sense of community it would appear - use a rubbish bin when
> you are
> > in Scotland!
> > Litter lout.

> > Adam Whyte-Settlar
>
> Dog-hater!
> --
> Edward Tweedly

Fiendish!, Mr Tweedly.
But not so fast.
The dogs I like - its their manners that appal me.

The adorable
Adam Whyte-Settlar


Sandy Morton

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In article <WnTPLDAp...@tobermoryshell.demon.co.uk>,

Steve Barlow <St...@tobermoryshell.demon.co.uk> wrote:
> >I can post anyway I like--
> Just another upside down w**k*r/poster

Post any way you like as long as you keep Scotland tidy.

Paul Simonite

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from John Burns <jo...@unixnerd.demon.co.uk> contains these words:

> > One thing for sure - You'll get a better pint in Yorkshire than you
> > will in the beer drinkers desert called Sutherland :-)

> Try the Marine Hotel in Brora, they have some good stuff on draught.

> --

> Who needs a life when you've got Unix? :-)


Last time I was in there it was all pateurised nitro-keg stuff. No
cask matured 'Real ales' at all.

Do they have hand or electric pumped beers now?

Paul Simonite

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> Well the only decent pint I ever had north 'o' border was in Aberdeen
> at a place called "My fathers moustache". John Smiths on draught, good
> food and sevice, well tidy and friendly barmaids, what more can you
> ask.


The Central Hotel in Thurso (Top Joe's Bar) always has two real ales
on through winter and three in summer. Last week I thoroughly
enjoyed a Charles Wells "Eagle" IPA. There's simply *NO* comparison
between a good ale and a Tennents nitro-keg.

Richard Spencer

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Someone wrote:
> >Haggis and chips. Wonderful. Unobtainable in England.

ah, but better yet washed down with iron-bru (from a glass bottle)

Richard


Liam

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Top get back to original point, it went out of business, because the locals
though it was crap. However there is a chip shop at Achnmelvich, on the
Shore Caravan Site which is now the choice of tourists and locals, but I'm
biased because until yesterday I worked there (it's getting to the end of
the season up there.)

Liam
li...@scottishwarriors.freeserve.co.uk

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> Is the mobile chippie from the Lochinver area still up and running?
> My highland holiday was not the same without a few haggis pudding suppers.
> Maybe it is the fuel costs in the area--- 93.9 pence a litre for petrol
and
> diesel--no wonder the highlands seemed deserted.
>
>

Gmacz

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Has anybody broken the freezer by sitting on it yet---Yours Gmacz

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Liam

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There's now a sign on it that says "backside's keep out". My boss was going
to write a##e's keep out, but he thought he might offend someone.

Liam

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Liam

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Actually it say "backside's keep off" that was a typo

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