Experts!
Paul Graham
Anderson <philip....@meome.co.uk> writes
>Hello,
TRANSLATION: Help me! For God's sake, help me!
> I am working for a new internet company
TRANSLATION: I am employed by a two-bit shitheap craphouse that has a
website.
> based in london
TRANSLATION: Where all the soft southern puffs live.
>and are
>looking for experts in all subjects to create a portal on our site,
TRANSLATION: And are trying to dupe as many gullible cunts as possible
to save us doing any work at all because we are a shower of bone idle
bastards.
> we are
>looking for experts in everthing from science to sport,
TRANSLATION: So if you've ever seen 'Tomorrow's World' or read an
edition of 'Shoot', you'll probably know more than we fucking do.
> in return you will
>recieve a set amount of money and a percentage of the advertising revenue
>generated!,
TRANSLATION: In return you will graft like a black and never hear from
us again because we don't really exist.
> money is not supposed to be the motivator in this, enthusiasm
>for the subject is!,
TRANSLATION: ????????
> so if you are enthusiastic and know your way around the
>web then follow the link.
TRANSLATION: So if you fancy working for bugger all and have been on the
Web for less than a fortnight, then you're just the kind of prick we're
looking for.
>
>If you are interested then go to http://www.meome.co.uk/info
TRANSLATION: Get someone old enough to help show you what to do, you
thick-witted shit.
>
>From there you can find out more and sign up!.
TRANSLATION: Fill in the form and your arse is ours, as is your valuable
time.
>
>I hope that you consider this offer.
TRANSLATION: Help me! Otherwise I'm fucking sacked first thing Monday
morning.
>
>
>--
>
>
>Philip Anderson | Internet Researcher
TRANSLATION: Philip Anderson | Company raghand and tea lad.
>
>meOme Ltd.
>5th Floor | Fergusson House | 124-128 City Road | London | EC1V 2NJ
duPed Ltd.
Umpteenth Floor | Non-Existant House | 124-128 Some Street | That Big
Place Down South | AR5 EH0LE5
--
Paul Graham
Arse!
Paul Rooney
> website.
>
>
> Arse!
Where have you been woollyback? On holiday to Wigan?
Troy
<pr...@millersfield.demon.co.uk> wrote:
>
>> money is not supposed to be the motivator in this, enthusiasm
>>for the subject is!,
>
>TRANSLATION: ????????
>
I think the phrase you struggled with translates roughly as:
You'll get frig all. There won't be any advertising revenue and we'll
be bust before you can get your fixed fee out of us.
Paul Graham
<Pr...@ukgateway.net> writes
Yer cheeky get.
--
Paul Graham
Arse!
Trev
wrote:
What's wrong with Wigan? I went to Wigan & District Mining & Technical
College in the 70s. (Probably called something different now). Every
pub in Wigan had a sign above the bar... WYBMADIITY. "What does that
stand for?" we used to ask the bloke behind the bar.
Do they still have this sign in the pubs in the Wigan area?
--
Trev (Milnrow, UK)
<mailto:tr...@beltman.co.uk>
Ali
It's a craphole, and I live here so I'm in a position to comment ;o)
> I went to Wigan & District Mining & Technical
> College in the 70s. (Probably called something different now).
Wigan College of Technology, Wigan campus of "Wigan and Leigh College".
They still have a good Geology dept, up on the 7th floor, with a great
guy called Steve who knows everything there is to know about rocks.
There's a bit of a museum up there.
Recently, political affairs within the college hierarchy have seen it in
Private Eye magazine... things are not happy.
> Every
> pub in Wigan had a sign above the bar... WYBMADIITY. "What does that
> stand for?" we used to ask the bloke behind the bar.
>
> Do they still have this sign in the pubs in the Wigan area?
I've never been inspired to look upwards after a few pints... it kinda
goes a bit squizzy if you do that. I'll 'ave a look next time. Methinks
it might be summat to do with the political charter of 1538 or summat
like that... it's engraved in the town centre somewhere. Dunno.
Alisdair
Cyberspace Business Services
http://www.wigan.org
PLeding832
Answer: No it's W.I.G.A.N.
(Courtesy of Jim Bowen)
Ronnie
Who "borrowed" it from the Houghton Weavers
Ron
Visit the Website
Beside the Seaside
Live entertainment in the Morecambe Bay area
www.phenomena.free-online.co.uk
JNugent
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> What's wrong with Wigan? I went to Wigan & District Mining & Technical
> College in the 70s. (Probably called something different now). Every
> pub in Wigan had a sign above the bar... WYBMADIITY. "What does that
> stand for?" we used to ask the bloke behind the bar.
At a guess: "When you buy me a drink I['ll] *** ***
Paul Graham
<tr...@belt-man.co.uk> writes
What's wrong with Wigan? Are you taking the fucking piss? It's shit.
Their rugby team is watched by glory-hunting wanker overspill Scummers
who also follow Man Ushited, its chippies close at dinnertime (CLOSE AT
DINNER TIME!!! CHIPSHOPS?), the pies are gristle and dog shit, the place
stinks and the only good thing to come out of it is the road to
Billinge.
--
Paul Graham
Arse!
Paul Graham
<a...@cyberspacedesign.co.uk> writes
>> What's wrong with Wigan?
>
>It's a craphole, and I live here so I'm in a position to comment ;o)
>
>> I went to Wigan & District Mining & Technical
>> College in the 70s. (Probably called something different now).
>
>Wigan College of Technology, Wigan campus of "Wigan and Leigh College".
>They still have a good Geology dept, up on the 7th floor, with a great
>guy called Steve who knows everything there is to know about rocks.
>There's a bit of a museum up there.
I've got a very good mate who's a lecturer at Wigan/Leigh and he says
the place is a fucking shambles.
--
Paul Graham
Arse!
Paul Rooney
"PLeding832" <pledi...@aol.com> wrote in message
news:20000902052113...@ng-fl1.aol.com...
> Is there a B & Q in Wigan?
>
> Answer: No it's W.I.G.A.N.
>
> (Courtesy of Jim Bowen)
I thought you were sulking at home with your ball!
Trev
<pr...@millersfield.demon.co.uk> wrote:
>What's wrong with Wigan? Are you taking the fucking piss? It's shit.
>Their rugby team is watched by glory-hunting wanker overspill Scummers
>who also follow Man Ushited, its chippies close at dinnertime (CLOSE AT
>DINNER TIME!!! CHIPSHOPS?), the pies are gristle and dog shit, the place
>stinks and the only good thing to come out of it is the road to
>Billinge.
Please don't sit on the fence. If you have an opinion let's hear it.
Jacques Hankin
>Hello, I am working for a new internet company based in london and are
>looking for experts in all subjects to create a portal on our site, we are
>looking for experts in everthing from science to sport, in return you will
>recieve a set amount of money and a percentage of the advertising revenue
>generated!, money is not supposed to be the motivator in this, enthusiasm
>for the subject is!, so if you are enthusiastic and know your way around the
>web then follow the link.
>
>If you are interested then go to http://www.meome.co.uk/info
>
>From there you can find out more and sign up!.
>
>I hope that you consider this offer.
Suggest you consult Paul Graham for gratuitous use of bad language.
J.
taxidriver
Mike
the tattooed taxidriver
taxid...@cwcom.net
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