Emergency coffee

[Alistair Mann]

I thought 7-30 was complex sight prescription, until now. What the fuck am I
doing up at this time? Why is there no one outside my central london window?
And *who forgot to buy coffee??*

Blecghh

Alistair

[susan rowies]

Alistair Mann wrote in message
<926491061.4194.0...@news.demon.co.uk>...

I was up at three this morning, woken by the sounds of somebody getting a
beating just up the road. The police turned up quickly enough but the time
the ambulance took to arrive was slightly worrying.

Sue

[Phil Squire]

Eeee, yer got it easy lad...

Philip Squire
MCP
IM
http://w1.116.telia.com/~u11602093/home.html

Alistair Mann wrote in message
<926491061.4194.0...@news.demon.co.uk>...
>I thought 7-30 was complex sight prescription, until now. What the fuck am
I
>doing up at this time? Why is there no one outside my central london
window?
>And *who forgot to buy coffee??*
>

>Blecghh
>
>Alistair
>
>

[susan rowies]

Alistair Mann wrote in message
<926491061.4194.0...@news.demon.co.uk>...
>I thought 7-30 was complex sight prescription, until now. What the fuck am
I
>doing up at this time? Why is there no one outside my central london
window?
>And *who forgot to buy coffee??*

Do people still go round in offices asking bosses they dont't like "You
fuckoffee?"

Sue :)

[Alistair Mann]

susan rowies wrote in message ...

>Do people still go round in offices asking bosses they dont't like "You
>fuckoffee?"
>
>Sue :)

ROFL!!

--
Alistair

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[Tristán White]

Alistair Mann wrote in message
<926491061.4194.0...@news.demon.co.uk>...
>I thought 7-30 was complex sight prescription, until now. What the fuck am
I
>doing up at this time? Why is there no one outside my central london
window?
>And *who forgot to buy coffee??*

I seriously overslept this morning for the first time in ages. Got very
pissed last night and got home at 2, then stayed up until 3:30 sending
postings to this newsgroup. Slept through the alarm clock and woke up at
10:30. I work an hour away and I have to be in no later than 10:00. Shite
and onions!

TRISTÁN

[loob...@altavista.net]

Tristán White wrote:

>
> I seriously overslept this morning for the first time in ages. Got very
> pissed last night and got home at 2, then stayed up until 3:30 sending
> postings to this newsgroup. Slept through the alarm clock and woke up at
> 10:30. I work an hour away and I have to be in no later than 10:00. Shite
> and onions!

I had a night out to Melt arranged on Sunday. I was more excited than
Katrina and Sue and their rubber ducks. Well, maybe not *that*
excited, but fairly excited. Sunday came, and at 7.00pm this
irresistible wave of tiredness came over me, and I slept solid till
6.00am. Bangers and mash!

Cliff

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1999 GCSE Candidates' Exam Howlers, No.7

"The sun never set on the British Empire
because the British Empire was in the east
and the sun sets in the west"
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