EXTRA UK EMINEM DATE...
David D
Need tickets quick!!
Please help
Peace
Manic
news:nDzf6.5758$_B6....@monolith.news.easynet.net...
> At the Brixton Academy....
Be still my beating heart!
> Need tickets quick!!
Needs a life, more like.
> Please help
Yes, needs that too.
> Peace
This from a fan of a 'man' who encourages violence against minorities and is
himself suspected of weapons violations?
Sheesh, I might be OK with the guy if he at least loved his Mum:
http://www.marshallsmom.com/start.htm
--
Manic
www.buymybook.co.uk
*** this post may contain traces of irony ***
Ian F.
David D wrote in message ...
>Need tickets quick!!
You go, my son! Put cash into the already bulging bank accounts of the
criminal classes. Jesus H. Chr**t on a bike - when will people ever learn?
Ian
--
~Take Jennifer Aniston out before you e-mail me~
"All those male tennis players are witches...for example,
that guy Goran - evene'sawitch." (Tim Vine)
Manic
"You mean he's an arsehole twice over?"
[~\ mike /~]
<manic@deprčssivé.co.uk> writes
>
>Sheesh, I might be OK with the guy if he at least loved his Mum:
>http://www.marshallsmom.com/start.htm
>
http://www.urban75.com/Punch/eminem.html
Give 'im a warp!
http://www.urban75.com/warp/eminem.html
Mind you, that 'Stan' was a ruddy good choon....
--
Mike urban75: UK ezine - http://www.urban75.com
laurietta
<mi...@nospam.demon.co.uk> wrote:
>In article <981388047.8287.0...@news.demon.co.uk>, Manic
><manic@deprčssivé.co.uk> writes
>>
>>Sheesh, I might be OK with the guy if he at least loved his Mum:
>>http://www.marshallsmom.com/start.htm
>>
>Give 'im a slaaaaaaaaaap!
>http://www.urban75.com/Punch/eminem.html
>
I punched him. I punched Dubya too. ;-)
[~\ mike /~]
<laur...@metacrawler.com> writes
I got this email yesterday:
In reference to your
game "Punch Bush"..a few
corrections need to be
made..#1...Bush didn't kill
anyone...he only was Governor
of the State of Texas at
which I also reside...our
Texas law (long before Bush
ever was Governor) voted to
have the death penalty for
those who have committed such
horrible crimes that are not
reformable...#2..Air
pollution in Texas has loads
to do with the fact that we
have the oil processing
plants that produce the
gasoline for our
nation...shall we close those
down???...Think about that
for awhile!!...and #3..your
most ridiculous statement
that Bush passed laws to
allow people to carry guns
into church...Geez...I
thought England was our
ally??..President Bush is our
President!!!!...not your
enemy!!!..Please delete that
game from your site...and we
Texans thank you in advance
for doing that!!!
Ali - B
> David D wrote in message ...
> >Need tickets quick!!
> You go, my son! Put cash into the already bulging bank accounts of the
> criminal classes. Jesus H. Chr**t on a bike - when will people ever
learn?
he aint no crim, get tha hell off that. How can they let Blobbie Williams
say his line ' give no head no backstage pass' or somethin but they edit tha
bitch outta hiphop? cauze it'z pure ignarince. I iz wonderin if Ian haz
listened to Em's albumz.....? He haz earnt hiz success, he's been litaraly
'battlin' to get where he iz today. If you listin to his song 'KIM' which
haz probably cauzed tha most controverzy, it'z a song about losin yer mind
over a luved one. Peoplez keep quotin' the screamin line 'Bitch bleed', but
fail to add tha next part 'Oh my God, I luv you', it'z an incredible
emotionally powaful song. He iz jus a lyricist, a battle MC, sometimez he
will rhyme about a certain topic or story, but most tha time it's jus funny
an cleva punchlines an ALWAYZ with great multisllyable usage, perfeck
example of tha two, check out 'Rock Bottom' (not below)
" who's arm is this? I musta' cut it off at the pharmicist, who refused to
resume my 7th prescription of darvasets, I'm the old man who lives upstairs
and starves his pets, and never leaves his house cause he thinks he car's
possessed, I hate my life that's why I degrade my wife, grabbed a paper
plate to make a sandwich and just ate the knife " (dont take this shit
seriously, geez)
"...and told me that my tape taught-'em-to-sware,
what about the make up you allow your twelve year old daugther-to-wear "
" I came in the diner with skateboarders, placed orders, ate oudervs and hit
the waiter with plate warmers " (see how silly it is, it's humour, it's
just to rhyme many syllables)
" Lorena Bobbit come ere! you want a souvenir? "
"...and just incase you don't remember me,
I'll run yer brain around the block and jog yer fuckin' memory "
" I got a pitbull, that eat's sheep and spits wool "
" got my daughter laugin', cause I sent her mother white water rafting"
Ali - B
(not even a big Eminem fan, but peoplez iz takin shit too far)
>Kat<
on Ali - B <rees...@yahoo.co.uk> who squeaked:
>Ian F.wrote
>> David D wrote in message ...
>> >Need tickets quick!!
>> You go, my son! Put cash into the already bulging bank accounts of the
>> criminal classes. Jesus H. Chr**t on a bike - when will people ever
>learn?
>
>(not even a big Eminem fan, but peoplez iz takin shit too far)
>
fan.
But when she gets back from the gig tonight I'll make sure she can't
reach the chain-saw....
--
>Kat< Quantum Mechanics: The dreams stuff is made of
©
John Rowland
news:t8b0kvs...@corp.supernews.co.uk...
>
> cauze it'z pure ignarince.
LOL!
I'm getting new batteries for my hearing aid next week: if I wanted to
christen them by listening to some fab grooves by this Anemone chap, what
would be the best ones to download?
--
John Rowland - Spamtrapped
Transport Plans for the London Area, updated 3rd Dec.
http://www.geocities.com/Athens/Acropolis/7069/tpftla.html
A man's vehicle is a symbol of his manhood.
That's why my vehicle's the Piccadilly Line -
It's the size of a county and it comes every two and a half minutes
>Kat<
on John Rowland <jo...@turquoisedays.spamspam.demon.co.uk> who squeaked:
>"Ali - B" <rees...@yahoo.co.uk> wrote in message
>news:t8b0kvs...@corp.supernews.co.uk...
>>
>> cauze it'z pure ignarince.
>
>LOL!
>
>I'm getting new batteries for my hearing aid next week: if I wanted to
>christen them by listening to some fab grooves by this Anemone chap, what
>would be the best ones to download?
laurietta
wrote:
>>I'm getting new batteries for my hearing aid next week: if I wanted to
>>christen them by listening to some fab grooves by this Anemone chap, what
>>would be the best ones to download?
>Stan, My name is, The real Slim Shady, Under the Influence...
>--
> >Kat< Quantum Mechanics: The dreams stuff is made of
> ©
>
Kat, I know I'm getting old because when I see Eminem and Briney
Spears on tv, I think "what the hell is the matter with these kids?
How could anybody listen to or buy this crap?" I am now officially
not hip.
Tristán White
> I'm getting new batteries for my hearing aid next week: if I wanted to
> christen them by listening to some fab grooves by this Anemone chap, what
> would be the best ones to download?
"Frank Butcher"
--
Underground rave in London, PLUR 2001, on 31 March 2001
7 rooms of amazing goings-on. 12 hours (9pm till 9am)
The Party of the Year, held at the Drome (London Bridge)
see http://www.plur-party.com - ALL PROCEEDS GO TO CHARITY!
Eric Jarvis
but I used to say the same thing in the seventies about the crap on TV
then...and I was in my damn teens...I used to say the same thing in the
eighties about the crap on TV then and I was in bands on some of the
hippest bills going...since then I've just assumed I'm more hip than the
people who programme music TV
kids...what do they know...it's my generation making and producing most
of the stuff
:)
--
eric
"live fast, die only if strictly necessary"
Alex Buell
> My little girl... all five foot ten and a half of her... is his
> greatest fan. But when she gets back from the gig tonight I'll make
> sure she can't reach the chain-saw....
Don't forget to hide the pills, too. After all, we don't want a muunted
Ch@rlie, that'd be a bit terrfying for some..
Cheers,
Alex
--
I love this crazy world.
http://www.tahallah.clara.co.uk (updated)
>Kat<
>John Rowland wrote:
>> I'm getting new batteries for my hearing aid next week: if I wanted to
>> christen them by listening to some fab grooves by this Anemone chap, what
>> would be the best ones to download?
>
>"Frank Butcher"
>Kat<
you...
pc tosspot
> on laurietta squeaked:
> >">Kat<" wrote:
> >>>I'm getting new batteries for my hearing aid next week: if I wanted to
> >>>christen them by listening to some fab grooves by this Anemone chap, what
> >>>would be the best ones to download?
> >>Stan, My name is, The real Slim Shady, Under the Influence...
> >Spears on tv, I think "what the hell is the matter with these kids?
> >How could anybody listen to or buy this crap?" I am now officially
> >not hip.
> I listen to Eminem, not by choice, and his stuff does kinda grow on
> you...
the "bob the builder / eminem" mix is very good.
mouflon
news:Z+2jaKBL...@ntlworld.com...
> Twas Sat, 10 Feb 2001 when >Kat< sat at the mousehole, ready to pounce
> on Ali - B <rees...@yahoo.co.uk> who squeaked:
> >Ian F.wrote
> >> David D wrote in message ...
> >> >Need tickets quick!!
> >> You go, my son! Put cash into the already bulging bank accounts of the
> >> criminal classes. Jesus H. Chr**t on a bike - when will people ever
> >learn?
> >
> >Ali - B
> >(not even a big Eminem fan, but peoplez iz takin shit too far)
> >
> My little girl... all five foot ten and a half of her... is his greatest
fan.
is her name stan?
>Kat<
on mouflon <ickle...@yahoo.com> who squeaked:
Ali - B
> My little girl... all five foot ten and a half of her... is his greatest
> fan.
> But when she gets back from the gig tonight I'll make sure she can't
> reach the chain-saw....
I iz hopin you iz bein a responzible single parent cauze hiz shit iz
Parental Advizory ya know?
i iz a dope babysitter bythaway,
Ali - B
''But I'm Bill Clinton, playin' the Hore-Monica'' -Chino XL-
Ali - B
> I'm getting new batteries for my hearing aid next week: if I wanted to
> christen them by listening to some fab grooves by this Anemone chap, what
> would be the best ones to download?
I iz ere to educate that older massiv to what the deal iz. Hip Hop headz
dont take shit seriouzly, we listen to Em doin a song about robbin people
and not copin (Murda Murda) for ths clever lyricz an rhyme scheme and beatz,
when I iz watchin a film bout bank robberz, it iz entertainment, thatz why
there iz or should be parentil guidance. This iz tha openin from 'Rock
Bottom'.....jus look at tha use of syllables, an he doez thiz THRUOUT tha
whole song, thiz iz why....
" I feel like I'm walkin a tight rope without a circus-net, droppin
percaset, I'm a nervous-wreck, I deserve-respect, but I work-a-sweat for
this worthless-cheque about to burst-this-tek at somebody to
reverse-this-debt "
Rowland, waz you in Grange Hill?, it be dependin on what kind of ish you
what. If you want hiz funny lyricz an wont take em so seriouzly, then ' Any
Man / Bitch Please/Kill You/Cum On Everybody/97'Bonnie & Clyde', if you iz
wantin' incredible rhyme schemez with great topicz, then go for, 'Rock
Bottom' Murder, Murder / The Way I Am / Marshall Mathers / If I Had /
Infinite / Maxine'
Ali - B
''Wearing sunglasses, cheap disguises and sun visors,
cause my split personality is having an identity crisis'' Eminem.
''Reject my Single? I aint Mad at it,
Like OJ gettin' Married again, I takes another Stab at it !'' Chino XL
>Kat<
on Ali - B <ress...@yahoo.co.uk> who squeaked:
>>Kat< got buzy n wrote diz wiv her cute mitz.....
>> My little girl... all five foot ten and a half of her... is his greatest
>> fan.
>> But when she gets back from the gig tonight I'll make sure she can't
>> reach the chain-saw....
>
>I iz hopin you iz bein a responzible single parent cauze hiz shit iz
>Parental Advizory ya know?
>
>i iz a dope babysitter bythaway,
Edwina Frogbucket
"laurietta" <laur...@metacrawler.com> wrote in message
news:3a860ad4...@news.cis.dfn.de...
> Kat, I know I'm getting old because when I see Eminem and Briney
> Spears on tv, I think "what the hell is the matter with these kids?
> How could anybody listen to or buy this crap?" I am now officially
> not hip.
L..it's "Titney" Spears among the tea rodent fraternity :)
--
Edwina Frogbucket
laurietta
Oh that's perfect! ;-)
Tristán White
> Don't forget to hide the pills, too. After all, we don't want a muunted
> Ch@rlie, that'd be a bit terrfying for some..
Thing is, if he actually took some of the "pills" himself he'd probably
be a much less antagonistic person and would swap the chainsaw for a
glowstick. Silly fucker.
Alex Buell
> Thing is, if he actually took some of the "pills" himself he'd
> probably be a much less antagonistic person and would swap the
> chainsaw for a glowstick. Silly fucker.
I can only presume he does it for the shock value. All of the dullwitted
press are screaming "Something Must Be Done".
>Kat<
on Alex Buell <alex....@tahallah.clara.co.uk> who squeaked:
>On Sun, 11 Feb 2001, Tristán White wrote:
>
>> Thing is, if he actually took some of the "pills" himself he'd
>> probably be a much less antagonistic person and would swap the
>> chainsaw for a glowstick. Silly fucker.
>
>I can only presume he does it for the shock value. All of the dullwitted
>press are screaming "Something Must Be Done".
Edwina Frogbucket
..and Alice Cooper. He of babies head decapitation fame. Turned out he
liked golf.
--
Edwina Frogbucket
John Rowland
news:2dEh6.11321$zz4.2...@news2-win.server.ntlworld.com...
Something Must Be Done!
John Rowland
Hehe. I must download some of his stuff, he's starting to look like the only
positive development in mainstream pop since the Sex Pistols.
Eric Jarvis
> "Edwina Frogbucket" <edwinafr...@lineone.net> wrote in message
> news:2dEh6.11321$zz4.2...@news2-win.server.ntlworld.com...
> > ">Kat<" <$news$@kat22.clara.co.uk> wrote in message
> > news:lA+MVIIq...@ntlworld.com...
> > > Twas Sun, 11 Feb 2001 when >Kat< sat at the mousehole, ready to pounce
> > > on Alex Buell <alex....@tahallah.clara.co.uk> who squeaked:
> > > >On Sun, 11 Feb 2001, Tristán White wrote:
> > > >
> > > >> Thing is, if he actually took some of the "pills" himself he'd
> > > >> probably be a much less antagonistic person and would swap the
> > > >> chainsaw for a glowstick. Silly fucker.
> > > >
> > > >I can only presume he does it for the shock value. All of the
> dullwitted
> > > >press are screaming "Something Must Be Done".
> > > I recall them saying much the same about the Who...
> >
> > ..and Alice Cooper. He of babies head decapitation fame. Turned out he
> > liked golf.
>
> Something Must Be Done!
>
unfortunately nobody has yet learned how to train babies to
decapitate Alice Cooper
but we live in hope
--
eric
"in the beginning was the word, and the word was
'try switching the damn thing on first'"
Edwina Frogbucket
"John Rowland" <jo...@turquoisedays.spamspam.demon.co.uk> wrote in message
news:981932574.25900.2...@news.demon.co.uk...
> "Edwina Frogbucket" <edwinafr...@lineone.net> wrote in message
> news:2dEh6.11321$zz4.2...@news2-win.server.ntlworld.com...
> > ">Kat<" <$news$@kat22.clara.co.uk> wrote in message
> > news:lA+MVIIq...@ntlworld.com...
> > > Twas Sun, 11 Feb 2001 when >Kat< sat at the mousehole, ready to pounce
> > > on Alex Buell <alex....@tahallah.clara.co.uk> who squeaked:
> > > >On Sun, 11 Feb 2001, Tristán White wrote:
> > > >
> > > >> Thing is, if he actually took some of the "pills" himself he'd
> > > >> probably be a much less antagonistic person and would swap the
> > > >> chainsaw for a glowstick. Silly fucker.
> > > >
> > > >I can only presume he does it for the shock value. All of the
> dullwitted
> > > >press are screaming "Something Must Be Done".
> > > I recall them saying much the same about the Who...
> >
> > ..and Alice Cooper. He of babies head decapitation fame. Turned out he
> > liked golf.
>
> Something Must Be Done!
Too right! Golf's a bloody disgusting game.
--
Edwina Frogbucket
John Rowland
news:t8dchcn...@corp.supernews.co.uk...
>
> Rowland, waz you in Grange Hill?
Why, are you thinking "I want to help you Rowland"?
>, it be dependin on what kind of ish you
> what. If you want hiz funny lyricz an wont take em so seriouzly, then '
> Any Man / Bitch Please/Kill You/Cum On Everybody/97'Bonnie & Clyde', if
> you iz wantin' incredible rhyme schemez with great topicz, then go for,
> 'Rock Bottom' Murder, Murder / The Way I Am / Marshall Mathers / If I Had
> / Infinite / Maxine'
Thanks. I want both types.
John Rowland
>
> The real Slim Shady
Thanks, I downloaded "The Real Slim Shady (X-rated version)". Hehe! It's a
cracker. I haven't had so much fun since I downloaded the T-sluts Monkey
Remix of The Cardigans' "Love Fool".
Looby and Laurie: how can you mention Eminem in the same sentence as Britney
Spears?
>Kat<
>news:ftWSeOCK...@ntlworld.com...
>>
>> The real Slim Shady
>
>Thanks, I downloaded "The Real Slim Shady (X-rated version)".
You have his greatest fan to thank for that...
>Hehe! It's a
>cracker. I haven't had so much fun since I downloaded the T-sluts Monkey
>Remix of The Cardigans' "Love Fool".
>
>Looby and Laurie: how can you mention Eminem in the same sentence as Britney
>Spears?
Exactly!
John Rowland
in message news:0mpg8tcem8vl2rf6k...@4ax.com...
> ">Kat<" <$news$@kat22.clara.co.uk> wrote:
>
> >>Looby and Laurie: how can you mention Eminem in the same sentence as
Britney
> >>Spears?
> >
> >Exactly!
>
> just feel like I can't be arsed with anyone so popular. But maybe
> I'll give Eminem a go, once I've got through the stackload of LPs I've
> bought this year so far that I haven't even played yet.
>
> I must say, I used to think the same about Kylie Minogue, but what
> I've heard of her music is absolutely great, I love it, it's really
> happy (i.e., not John Rowland) music.
I like Kylie too. Especially "Put yourself in my place". I'd love to put my
"self" in her "place".
mouflon
> I like Kylie too. Especially "Put yourself in my place". I'd love to put
my
> "self" in her "place".
<barf>
laurietta
<jo...@turquoisedays.spamspam.demon.co.uk> wrote:
>Looby and Laurie: how can you mention Eminem in the same sentence as Britney
>Spears?
>
It's what the kids are listening too. I don't listen to either of
them.
laurietta
>Too busy in the kitchen?
>;-)
>--
Ha ha. no, not me....
Edwina Frogbucket
I've been made to listen to Titney and the Blokestreet Boys for years, so I
got my own back the other night, and made Ch@rlotte listen to the Hatt-baby
song. She sniffed, "You're all sick, you lot", and stalked off!
LA LA LA LA!!
:)
--
Edwina Frogbucket
laurietta
<edwinafr...@lineone.net> wrote:
>I've been made to listen to Titney and the Blokestreet Boys for years, so I
>got my own back the other night, and made Ch@rlotte listen to the Hatt-baby
>song. She sniffed, "You're all sick, you lot", and stalked off!
> LA LA LA LA!!
>:)
It's a beautiful thing... ;-)
Ali - B
Rogi <ro...@rogis.com> wrote in message
news:GaWIOokMTt2Csg...@4ax.com...
> ;-)
be in tha kitchen when she iz out workin tha streetz...?
it'z all gravy
Ali- B
Edwina Frogbucket
"loobyloo-nice-but-dim-Cliff" <andy.pandy....@mail.dotcom.fr> wrote
in message news:h79j8ton6kvkcngmm...@4ax.com...
> "John Rowland" <jo...@turquoisedays.spamspam.demon.co.uk> wrote:
>
> >I like Kylie too. Especially "Put yourself in my place". I'd love to put
my
> >"self" in her "place".
>
> a really dirty bitch if you could get her...er, that is, I disagree
> entirely with the analysis of the social consequences of C17th
> Portuguese emigration as outlined by Mr Davidson.
Yeh, that's all very well except this is the Enema thread, looby ;)
--
Edwina Frogbucket
Edwina Frogbucket
"loobyloo-nice-but-dim-Cliff" <andy.pandy....@mail.dotcom.fr> wrote
in message news:g9nj8tc6bdiqpvd3i...@4ax.com...
> "Edwina Frogbucket" <edwinafr...@lineone.net> wrote:
>
> >> Oooh, yes, I bet you could have lots of fun with Kylie - she could be
> >> a really dirty bitch if you could get her...er, that is, I disagree
> >> entirely with the analysis of the social consequences of C17th
> >> Portuguese emigration as outlined by Mr Davidson.
> >
> >Yeh, that's all very well except this is the Enema thread, looby ;)
>
> of yoghurt, and I'm not afraid to use it.
That's good. It will clear the thrush up nicely.
:)
--
Edwina Frogbucket
laurietta
wrote:
Hee hee. The meatpacking district is my usual stroll.
;-)
The Revd Terence Fformby-Smythe
12th Avenue is for transvestites. Laura, not a ho'.