Would really appreciate some feedback. Thanx in anticipation
Jon
"Neil" <ne...@goodnight77.fsnet.co.uk> wrote in message
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>Did they find the mass murderer the 'Hamlet Hacker', or are police
>still searching for a suspect?
>
No they found him. It was the Chief Constable.
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> Eh! I thought Suffolk was Constable country?
Hay! Wain did you ever think?
:O)
> |> Still.....I thought it was good of Tesco to allow them to solicit
> |> customers as they exited with their weekly shopping. The brothel
> |> owners must be miffed, they can't compete, not at #2.00 for the full
> |> works. Now I come to think of it, that would explain the new
> |> drive-thru sexually transmitted disease clinic they're building in the
> |> area. I was surprised the local council granted permission for their
> |> 40 foot high neon sign.
>
That's right, especially as it is in the shape of an erect phallus. Mind
you, the council reasoned that it would compliment the sign for the nearby
club 'the Cherry Lips' which they have just granted a 24 hour licence.
> |> Oh my god!!! I didn't realise. He wasn't the 'Preying Mantis' killer
> |> was he? What sort of sick person would steal old ladies handbags and
> |> then bite their heads clean off afterwards. It's got to be someone
> |> really sick.
> |>
No, that wasn't him, the Preying Mantis is still at large. Apparently, of
the seventeen local serial killers, the police say that the 'Mantis' is
probably the least danger to the public. Rumour has it that 'the Gang-Rape
Brain-Sucking, Bike Thieves' are top of the list.
> Still.....shame that they built a biohazard chemical reprocessing
> plant next to Sainsbury's, that's so spoilt the local landscape.
>
> Did they find the mass murderer the 'Hamlet Hacker', or are police
> still searching for a suspect?
Ignore them all, Neil, the local Satanist coven will be happy to welcome you
into the fold.
Actually we had to fold the local coven - couldn't find a virgin
Well best I dig out my best riot gear and kick the old electric fence
back into life!!!