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Oct 5, 1999, 3:00:00 AM10/5/99
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Hi all,
i seem to remember reading that it is illegal to display an erect
"member" on TV in the UK,,is this correct?,which law is applicable,can
anyone quote the bit which might refer to the above?. If all womens
bits can be shown for eg on subscription channels,why not males' bits
and why not actual penetration shots?

Sir Mike Thornton

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Mister Rice? Is that you?

David Husband

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In article <37fa8c7e...@news.freeserve.net>, . <k7...@hotmail.com>
writes

>Hi all,
>i seem to remember reading that it is illegal to display an erect
>"member" on TV in the UK,,is this correct?,which law is applicable,can
>anyone quote the bit which might refer to the above?.

Showing a penis must be legal on UK TV -- After all we see Tony Blair
featured enough times...
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Philip Walton

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. wrote in message <37fa8c7e...@news.freeserve.net>...

>Hi all,
>i seem to remember reading that it is illegal to display an erect
>"member" on TV in the UK,,is this correct?,which law is applicable,can
>anyone quote the bit which might refer to the above?. If all womens
>bits can be shown for eg on subscription channels,why not males' bits
>and why not actual penetration shots?
>
>Most politicians I've seen on tv have managed to maintain their
posture....Philip.

Marshall Rice

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Oct 6, 1999, 3:00:00 AM10/6/99
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In article <7tect1$qdm$1...@news5.svr.pol.co.uk>, Sir Mike Thornton
<sho...@SUCKTHISdembonez.freeserve.co.uk> writes

>
>. <k7...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
>news:37fa8c7e...@news.freeserve.net...
>> Hi all,
>> i seem to remember reading that it is illegal to display an erect
>> "member" on TV in the UK,,is this correct?,which law is applicable,can
>> anyone quote the bit which might refer to the above?. If all womens
>> bits can be shown for eg on subscription channels,why not males' bits
>> and why not actual penetration shots?
>
>Mister Rice? Is that you?

Eh?
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A. Mcgee

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Oct 7, 1999, 3:00:00 AM10/7/99
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AFAIK it's not written in any statute anywhere. The
censorship of television is a very opaque subject because OPA
1959-64 do not apply, but common law notions of indecency do.
At the same time there are the various busybodies like the
Broadcasting Standards Council, which exercise ex post facto
regulation by disapproving of things which have been shown.
Channels, esp terrestrial channels also have their own codes
of conduct, which are not always published. So when one talks
about the showing of anything on TV being "not allowed" it is
important to be clear about which rules are said to be
infringed.

I recall hearing a few years ago that TV producers operated a
rule of thumb (sic) that a penis was too erect to be shown if
its angle of inclination was greater than the angle at which
the sTate of Florida projects from the mainland of the USA. I
have no proof of that one, but it's a good story!

As to the merits of the alleged prohibition, well I confess
it all strikes me as total nonsense, but then so does all
obscenity censorship.

Andrew McGee

In article <7tect1$qdm$1...@news5.svr.pol.co.uk>,
"Sir Mike Thornton"

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Rose Conway

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Oct 7, 1999, 3:00:00 AM10/7/99
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The news wholsalers have started to regularly issue magazines which
include pictures of erect penises (penae?) in sexual scenarios.

I've always believed this to be considered obscene under the act, so
I've never sold them. I wonder if this is yet another publisher
trying it on? I assume if caught, it would be the retailer who would
be prosecuted?

Gary


Rainer Thonnes

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Oct 7, 1999, 3:00:00 AM10/7/99
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In article <199910071...@zetnet.co.uk>,

Rose Conway <rose....@zetnet.co.uk> writes:
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> pictures of erect penises (penae?)

I think the plural you seek is "penes".

bud...@shaws.u-net.com

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Oct 7, 1999, 3:00:00 AM10/7/99
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Magaines such as Euroguy ,prowl,mandate ,\aplayguy etc,etsc ahve been
published for ages with erections in and places like Clone Zone etc
have been selling them openly for ages too.so there would appear to be
no problem there but then again they are gay shops so the people
looking at the mags arent likely to complain. It depends what sort of
shop you have .
regards
Stuart

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Andrew Nichols

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Oct 7, 1999, 3:00:00 AM10/7/99
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In article <93931200...@muck.dcs.ed.ac.uk>, Rainer Thonnes
<r...@dcs.ed.ac.uk> writes

>> pictures of erect penises (penae?)
>
>I think the plural you seek is "penes".
Not in English, it isn't.
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In2Home User

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Oct 8, 1999, 3:00:00 AM10/8/99
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Ah yes, but the law for printed material is quite different from the
semi-law governing television broadcasts.

The whole area is a ridiculous mess, which should be tidied up by adopting
the Dutch system of allowing just about anything.
<bud...@shaws.u-net.com> wrote in message
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Michael Sullivan

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Oct 8, 1999, 3:00:00 AM10/8/99
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On Thu, 7 Oct 1999 00:34:36 +0100, "Sir Mike Thornton"
<sho...@SUCKTHISdembonez.freeserve.co.uk> wrote:


> Just as well our Thorntons AGM draws nigh. Perhaps Roger Paffard (chief
>exec) will be able to explain why our profits are seriously down. According
>to today's Express, he's pleading not enough attention given to new lines.;
>punters fed-up with the same old offerings.
>

I think you have ducked the main issue here.

Michael Sullivan.


Anthony R. Gold

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Oct 8, 1999, 3:00:00 AM10/8/99
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On Thursday, in article
<zsl0aEAQzN$3E...@solicit.demon.co.uk>
An...@nospam.demon.co.uk "Andrew Nichols" wrote:

> In article <93931200...@muck.dcs.ed.ac.uk>, Rainer Thonnes
> >

> >I think the plural you seek is "penes".
> Not in English, it isn't.

Please cite your authority. Neither OED nor Webster's agree with
you, showing both penises and penes as being correct.

Regards,
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Darren Durbin

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Oct 8, 1999, 3:00:00 AM10/8/99
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In article <7ti3ev$np0...@leeds.ac.uk>, on Thu, 7 Oct 1999 13:26:35

+0100 (BST), LA...@leeds.ac.uk (A. Mcgee) wrote:
>I recall hearing a few years ago that TV producers operated a
>rule of thumb (sic) that a penis was too erect to be shown if
>its angle of inclination was greater than the angle at which
>the sTate of Florida projects from the mainland of the USA. I
>have no proof of that one, but it's a good story!

ISTR a similar guideline but using the Firth of Forth as a
guideline...

Darren

Andrew Nichols

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Oct 8, 1999, 3:00:00 AM10/8/99
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In article <19991008.082...@microvest.demon.co.uk>, Anthony R.
Gold <tg...@microvest.demon.co.uk> writes

>> >I think the plural you seek is "penes".
>> Not in English, it isn't.
>
>Please cite your authority. Neither OED nor Webster's agree with
>you, showing both penises and penes as being correct.
Yes, you're right and I'm wrong: I grovel. 'Penises' is much the
commoner form, though, except in medical text.

.

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On Thu, 07 Oct 1999 18:49:39 GMT, bud...@shaws.u-net.com wrote:

>Magaines such as Euroguy ,prowl,mandate ,\aplayguy etc,etsc ahve been
>published for ages with erections in and places like Clone Zone etc
>have been selling them openly for ages too.so there would appear to be
>no problem there but then again they are gay shops so the people
>looking at the mags arent likely to complain. It depends what sort of
>shop you have .
>regards
>Stuart

Indeed,and the fact that they are in "gay" mags helps becuase no one
would dare utter a word of descent or criticism at the "gay community"
or any other "community".

joe

Clive D.W. Feather

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Oct 11, 1999, 3:00:00 AM10/11/99
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In article <37fdbd91....@news.demon.co.uk>, Darren Durbin
<dar...@icode.co.uk> writes

>ISTR a similar guideline but using the Firth of Forth as a
>guideline...

I think you mean Kintyre.

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Stan Mould

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Clive D.W. Feather <cl...@on-the-train.demon.co.uk> wrote in message
news:cHJh5OTh...@romana.davros.org...

> In article <37fdbd91....@news.demon.co.uk>, Darren Durbin
> <dar...@icode.co.uk> writes
> >ISTR a similar guideline but using the Firth of Forth as a
> >guideline...
>
> I think you mean Kintyre.
>
And that should be Mull, not Firth

Internet Course User

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Oct 25, 1999, 3:00:00 AM10/25/99
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On Tue, 05 Oct 1999 23:42:23 GMT, k7...@hotmail.com (.) wrote:

>Hi all,
>i seem to remember reading that it is illegal to display an erect
>"member" on TV in the UK,,is this correct?,which law is applicable,can
>anyone quote the bit which might refer to the above?. If all womens
>bits can be shown for eg on subscription channels,why not males' bits
>and why not actual penetration shots?
>
>

Does that mean if the Penis is not erect that it's not illegal?

.

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Oct 25, 1999, 3:00:00 AM10/25/99
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it would appear so as many a flaccid penis can be seen on the box,,it
is the precise definition of what an erect penis is that causes
problems!!,,strnage how its ok to show women in explicit positions and
poses though>>

Nick

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Oct 28, 1999, 3:00:00 AM10/28/99
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didn't there use to be some old antiquated nonsense called the Lord
Charberlain's rules which specified all this and (if I remember
correctly defined an erection as an angle of inclination exceeding that
at which a certain island or peninsula off the west coast of scotland in
relation to the mainland.

In article <3814defa...@news.freeserve.net>, . <k7...@hotmail.com>
writes

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Phil Stovell

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On Thu, 28 Oct 1999 01:14:29 +0100 in uk.legal, Nick
<ni...@southwoodford.demon.co.uk> wrote:

>didn't there use to be some old antiquated nonsense called the Lord
>Charberlain's rules which specified all this and (if I remember
>correctly defined an erection as an angle of inclination exceeding that
>at which a certain island or peninsula off the west coast of scotland in
>relation to the mainland.

Mull of Kintyre?
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KKKKatie

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Oct 28, 1999, 3:00:00 AM10/28/99
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In article <8hoYOEBtW+gYrk...@4ax.com>, Phil Stovell
<ph...@shuv.demon.co.uk> writes

>On Thu, 28 Oct 1999 01:14:29 +0100 in uk.legal, Nick
><ni...@southwoodford.demon.co.uk> wrote:
>
>>didn't there use to be some old antiquated nonsense called the Lord
>>Charberlain's rules which specified all this and (if I remember
>>correctly defined an erection as an angle of inclination exceeding that
>>at which a certain island or peninsula off the west coast of scotland in
>>relation to the mainland.
>
>Mull of Kintyre?

The angle of dangle?

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A. Mcgee

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Oct 28, 1999, 3:00:00 AM10/28/99
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State of Florida in the version I heard.

In article <8hoYOEBtW+gYrk...@4ax.com>,

Nick

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In article <k1gWOCAy...@carterce.demon.co.uk>, KKKKatie
<Ka...@carterce.demon.co.uk> writes

>In article <8hoYOEBtW+gYrk...@4ax.com>, Phil Stovell
><ph...@shuv.demon.co.uk> writes

>>On Thu, 28 Oct 1999 01:14:29 +0100 in uk.legal, Nick
>><ni...@southwoodford.demon.co.uk> wrote:
>>
>>>didn't there use to be some old antiquated nonsense called the Lord
>>>Charberlain's rules which specified all this and (if I remember
>>>correctly defined an erection as an angle of inclination exceeding that
>>>at which a certain island or peninsula off the west coast of scotland in
>>>relation to the mainland.
>>
>>Mull of Kintyre?
>
>The angle of dangle?
>


Firstly, I would like to point out that my posting re the Lord
chamberlain's rules is serious.

Secondly, I very much doubt that the geographical feature in question
was the state of Florida. Whilst it may be referred to as 'the
panhandle' I fail to see how even the Lord Chamberlain could ever have
concluded that it resembled an erection. (Perhaps Florida should put
Viagra om Medicaid).


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