Madeleine McCann jokes

[Chucky]

Q. What's the difference between Pope John Paul II and Madeleine
McCann?
A. The Pope died a virgin.

Q. What's the difference between Madeleine McCann and Madeleine McCann
jokes?
A. Madeleine McCann jokes will get old.

Q. What's the difference between the McCanns and Gary Glitter?
A. Gary Glitter comes back from his holidays with more kids than he
left with.

A new car being launched in Portugal, with space in the boot for a
child. It's called the Renault McCann.

There once was a young girl called Maddie
She had an irresponsible daddy
Snatched from her bed
She's probably dead
Raped by a Portuguese baddy

Q: What's the difference between Maddie and a Boomerang?
A: Boomerangs come back

Remember – drinking alcohol can seriously harm your baby.

Especially if you’re in Portugal and can't be arsed to pay for a
babysitter.

--
Chucky

[Frederick Williams]

Chucky wrote:

>
> Remember – drinking alcohol can seriously harm your baby.
>
> Especially if you’re in Portugal and can't be arsed to pay for a
> babysitter.

I seem to recall that baby sitters were available for free at Praia da
Luz. (Also: your jokes are rather feeble.)

--
When a true genius appears in the world, you may know him by
this sign, that the dunces are all in confederacy against him.
Jonathan Swift: Thoughts on Various Subjects, Moral and Diverting

[cote...@gmail.com]

You are sick why the actual fuck are u writing jokes about a child getting taken what is wrong with you

[andzel]

wtf

[a.zela...@seishn.com]

what is wrong with you wtf

[grainneedelman...@sacredheartclonakilty.ie]

These are really sick people. Why are you joking about a child that has been missing, abducted and most likely raped?

[cosmosprod...@gmail.com]

Cos it’s funny. LOOOOOOL

[leva...@mountsbay.org]

These are amazing send more pls

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[gvcc...@gmail.com]

On Monday, 18 March 2019 17:15:15 UTC, cote...@gmail.com wrote:
> You are sick why the actual fuck are u writing jokes about a child getting taken what is wrong with you

why did u search them up then?

[darrylh...@gmail.com]

Thiis is golld

[Pick It]

On Monday, 18 March 2019 at 17:15:15 UTC, cote...@gmail.com wrote:
> You are sick why the actual fuck are u writing jokes about a child getting taken what is wrong with you

SHUT...THE...FUCK.........UPPPPPPPPPPPP

[vishal srivastava]

These jokes are only for people who appreciate dark humour.
Rest please watch Cartoon channels: https://humornama.com/jokes/madeleine-mccann-jokes/