Ode To A Gay Newsreader (The Art of Climbing Jane Hill)
Turk182
Whether politics, tragedy or foul crimes,
Yet in my malaise I forgot to appraise,
Your preference for sound bites or headlines,
Now that I know, the way that you blow,
I’m convinced that your candour was tiresome,
For with whom you do lay, on an average day,
Neither alters the news or the outcome.
I admire your calm, your features disarm,
Seeming polished, fair and yet tender,
From a man in string vest, I make one request
That your news stays unbiased on gender.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1239594/Jane-Hill-outs-gay-BBCs-inhouse-magazine.html
Turk182
Gary Baldi
Turk182
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Gutted ;-(
Dirk Bruere at NeoPax
> Jane Hill, Jane Hill, your words give a thrill,
> Whether politics, tragedy or foul crimes,
> Yet in my malaise I forgot to appraise,
> Your preference for sound bites or headlines,
>
> Now that I know, the way that you blow,
> For with whom you do lay, on an average day,
> Neither alters the news or the outcome.
>
> I admire your calm, your features disarm,
> Seeming polished, fair and yet tender,
> From a man in string vest, I make one request
> That your news stays unbiased on gender.
>
> http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1239594/Jane-Hill-outs-gay-BBCs-inhouse-magazine.html
>
> Turk182
>
>
A loss to Mankind.
--
Dirk
http://www.transcendence.me.uk/ - Transcendence UK
http://www.theconsensus.org/ - A UK political party
http://www.blogtalkradio.com/onetribe - Occult Talk Show
Gary Baldi
wrote:
> Turk182 wrote:
> > Jane Hill, Jane Hill, your words give a thrill,
> > Whether politics, tragedy or foul crimes,
> > Yet in my malaise I forgot to appraise,
> > Your preference for sound bites or headlines,
>
> > Now that I know, the way that you blow,
> > For with whom you do lay, on an average day,
> > Neither alters the news or the outcome.
>
> > I admire your calm, your features disarm,
> > Seeming polished, fair and yet tender,
> > From a man in string vest, I make one request
> > That your news stays unbiased on gender.
>
>
> > Turk182
>
> A loss to Mankind.
>
> --
> Dirk
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I wonder if she dons the strap-on or lies back and takes it?
Turk182
> On Dec 31, 5:59 pm, Dirk Bruere at NeoPax <dirk.bru...@gmail.com>
> wrote:
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>
> > Turk182 wrote:
> > > Jane Hill, Jane Hill, your words give a thrill,
> > > Whether politics, tragedy or foul crimes,
> > > Yet in my malaise I forgot to appraise,
> > > Your preference for sound bites or headlines,
>
> > > Now that I know, the way that you blow,
> > > I m convinced that your candour was tiresome,
> > > For with whom you do lay, on an average day,
> > > Neither alters the news or the outcome.
>
> > > I admire your calm, your features disarm,
> > > Seeming polished, fair and yet tender,
> > > From a man in string vest, I make one request
> > > That your news stays unbiased on gender.
>
> > >http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1239594/Jane-Hill-outs-g...
>
> > > Turk182
>
> > A loss to Mankind.
>
> > --
> > Dirk
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Whether or not she takes the story up the agenda, is neither here nor
there.
Turk182
Andy Capp
Maybe she pretends to read out the news in a skimpy outfit?
Well it would work for me!
Andy
Turk182
> Gary Baldi wrote:
> > On Dec 31, 5:59 pm, Dirk Bruere at NeoPax <dirk.bru...@gmail.com>
> > wrote:
> >> Turk182 wrote:
> >>> Jane Hill, Jane Hill, your words give a thrill,
> >>> Whether politics, tragedy or foul crimes,
> >>> Yet in my malaise I forgot to appraise,
> >>> Your preference for sound bites or headlines,
> >>> Now that I know, the way that you blow,
> >>> I m convinced that your candour was tiresome,
> >>> For with whom you do lay, on an average day,
> >>> Neither alters the news or the outcome.
> >>> I admire your calm, your features disarm,
> >>> Seeming polished, fair and yet tender,
> >>> From a man in string vest, I make one request
> >>> That your news stays unbiased on gender.
> >>>http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1239594/Jane-Hill-outs-g...
> >>> Turk182
> >> A loss to Mankind.
>
> >> --
> >> Dirk
>
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> > I wonder if she dons the strap-on or lies back and takes it?
>
> Maybe she pretends to read out the news in a skimpy outfit?
>
> Well it would work for me!
>
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Hang on, I've knocked my shandy over.........
Turk182
Fred
> Jane Hill, Jane Hill, your words give a thrill,
> Whether politics, tragedy or foul crimes,
> Yet in my malaise I forgot to appraise,
> Your preference for sound bites or headlines,
>
> Now that I know, the way that you blow,
> For with whom you do lay, on an average day,
> Neither alters the news or the outcome.
>
> I admire your calm, your features disarm,
> Seeming polished, fair and yet tender,
> From a man in string vest, I make one request
> That your news stays unbiased on gender.
>
> http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1239594/Jane-Hill-outs-gay-BBCs-inhouse-magazine.html
>
> Turk182
>
>
Looking at the comments, the much maligned reactionary mail readers
aren't too fussed.
Dirk Bruere at NeoPax
They are not much fussed about drugs either. The majority of readers
want them legalized so they can wide out the junkies.
Svenne
>Bit of a waste?
I bet I could cure her.
Svenne
Lou Ravi
> On Dec 31, 5:59 pm, Dirk Bruere at NeoPax <dirk.bru...@gmail.com>
> wrote:
>> Turk182 wrote:
>>> Jane Hill,
> I wonder if she dons the strap-on or lies back and takes it?
You've never met a lesbian have you?
Lou Ravi
> Hang on, I've knocked my shandy over.........
Hand?
Turk182
Scissors!
William Black
Who is?
--
William Black
"Any number under six"
The answer given by Englishman Richard Peeke when asked by the Duke of
Medina Sidonia how many Spanish sword and buckler men he could beat
single handed with a quarterstaff.
William Black
That's reasonably obvious.
Uncle Spam
>
> Turk182
her job was under threat...now they'll have to keep her....
Turk182
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Oh! That's clever; tie them up in their own chains.
Turk182
Lou Ravi
> On 31 Dec, 19:21, "Lou Ravi" <j.mur...@libertysurf.fr> wrote:
>> Turk182 wrote:
>>> On 31 Dec, 18:16, Andy Capp <d...@the.pub> wrote:
>>>> Gary Baldi wrote:
>>>>> I wonder if she dons the strap-on or lies back and takes it?
>>
>>>> Maybe she pretends to read out the news in a skimpy outfit?
>>
>>>> Well it would work for me!
>>> Hang on, I've knocked my shandy over.........
>>
>> Hand?
>
> Scissors!
You wank with scissors? Jeez, what is the world coming to?
Svenne
wrote:
>Svenne wrote:
>> I bet I could cure her.
>
>While you're doing that, could you also cure her of taking c.10 times
>the minimum wage from licence payers to read reactionary propaganda from
>an autocue and smirk at a camera?
If I cured her she'd have more than a smirk on her face.
Svenne
John Bennett
>
> If I cured her she'd have more than a smirk on her face.
"IF",being the operative word.
Turk182
She may cure him!
Turk182
Svenne
She'd better get a move on if she doesn't want to lose her chance.
Svenne
Svenne
>She may cure him!
What, turn me into a lesbian?
Svenne
Road_Hog
"Gary Baldi" <tim.ri...@gmx.com> wrote in message
news:1a8f5cdd-eea8-4aad...@26g2000yqo.googlegroups.com...
I looked at the first picture and thought fuck me I don't remember her norks
being that big and then I scanned down to the news reading picture and
thought, yep that's how they look. Amazing what you can do with computers
these days.
Turk182
> On Thu, 31 Dec 2009 15:04:33 -0800 (PST), Turk182
>
> >On 31 Dec, 22:47, John Bennett <bennett584removet...@bt.com> wrote:
> >> Svenne wrote:
>
> >> > If I cured her she'd have more than a smirk on her face.
> >> "IF",being the operative word.
> >She may cure him!
>
> What, turn me into a lesbian?
>
> Svenne
Who's to say what's normal? Do what nature leads you towards with
respect for everyone who manages to find their way through this
dubious existence. Heaven is now - this is not a rehearsel. And oh
yes, don't forget to take your boots off.
Turk182
Svenne
<digital...@aol.com> wrote:
>> >She may cure him!
>>
>> What, turn me into a lesbian?
>Who's to say what's normal? Do what nature leads you towards with
>respect for everyone who manages to find their way through this
>dubious existence. Heaven is now - this is not a rehearsel. And oh
>yes, don't forget to take your boots off.
Why do you think that lesbians wear hobnail boots? I expect you think
they are all stockily built, have short cropped hair and talk in gruff
voices as well.
Svenne
Turk182
> On Thu, 31 Dec 2009 15:15:56 -0800 (PST), Turk182
>
> >> >She may cure him!
>
> >> What, turn me into a lesbian?
> >Who's to say what's normal? Do what nature leads you towards with
> >respect for everyone who manages to find their way through this
> >dubious existence. Heaven is now - this is not a rehearsel. And oh
> >yes, don't forget to take your boots off.
>
> Why do you think that lesbians wear hobnail boots? I expect you think
> they are all stockily built, have short cropped hair and talk in gruff
> voices as well.
>
> Svenne
In your dreams
Maria
> Jane Hill, Jane Hill, your words give a thrill,
> Whether politics, tragedy or foul crimes,
> Yet in my malaise I forgot to appraise,
> Your preference for sound bites or headlines,
>
> Now that I know, the way that you blow,
> For with whom you do lay, on an average day,
> Neither alters the news or the outcome.
>
> I admire your calm, your features disarm,
> Seeming polished, fair and yet tender,
> From a man in string vest, I make one request
> That your news stays unbiased on gender.
>
>
If all gay people want is equality, why the heck do they still have to
'come out'? What does it matter and why the need to tell everyone?
John Bennett
Do you like men?
Well I like my Dad and my brothers and my male friends but I love to
spend my most intimate moments with a woman.
Answer given out by a lesbian to the question on woman's hour a couple
of years ago.
I agree with everything she said.
Which,of course makes me a lesbian and a damn proud one at that:-))
Svenne
<digital...@aol.com> wrote:
>> Why do you think that lesbians wear hobnail boots? I expect you think
>> they are all stockily built, have short cropped hair and talk in gruff
>> voices as well.
>In your dreams.
The lesbians I meet in my dreams don't wear hobnailed boots and talk
in gruff voices. They are feminine, well stacked and sexy and they
thank me profusely for curing them.
Svenne
Svenne
<bennett584...@bt.com> wrote:
>Svenne wrote:
>> On Thu, 31 Dec 2009 15:04:33 -0800 (PST), Turk182
>> <digital...@aol.com> wrote:
>>
>>> On 31 Dec, 22:47, John Bennett <bennett584removet...@bt.com> wrote:
>>>> Svenne wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> If I cured her she'd have more than a smirk on her face.
>>
>>>> "IF",being the operative word.
>>
>>> She may cure him!
>>
>> What, turn me into a lesbian?
>Do you like men?
I have lots of mates but I don't shag any of them. And if any of them
tried it on they get a belt in the face.
>Well I like my Dad and my brothers and my male friends but I love to
>spend my most intimate moments with a woman.
So do I.
>Answer given out by a lesbian to the question on woman's hour a couple
>of years ago.
>I agree with everything she said.
>Which,of course makes me a lesbian and a damn proud one at that:-))
I've never met a bloke who's a lesbian before. I think I'll skip on
curing one of those.
Svenne
DVH
"Maria" <falli...@holeinshoe.co.uk> wrote in message
news:k4idnZaocoBr0aDW...@bt.com...
> Turk182 wrote:
>> Jane Hill, Jane Hill, your words give a thrill,
>> Whether politics, tragedy or foul crimes,
>> Yet in my malaise I forgot to appraise,
>> Your preference for sound bites or headlines,
>>
>> Now that I know, the way that you blow,
>> For with whom you do lay, on an average day,
>> Neither alters the news or the outcome.
>>
>> I admire your calm, your features disarm,
>> Seeming polished, fair and yet tender,
>> From a man in string vest, I make one request
>> That your news stays unbiased on gender.
>>
>> http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1239594/Jane-Hill-outs-gay-BBCs-inhouse-magazine.html
>>
>
> If all gay people want is equality, why the heck do they still have to
> 'come out'? What does it matter and why the need to tell everyone?
How one self-identifies is very very important.
How else is one to evade responsibility for one's thoughts and actions?
broadssailor
> On 31 Dec, 18:16, Andy Capp <d...@the.pub> wrote:
>
>
>
> > Gary Baldi wrote:
> > >>> Jane Hill, Jane Hill, your words give a thrill,
> > >>> Whether politics, tragedy or foul crimes,
> > >>> Yet in my malaise I forgot to appraise,
> > >>> Your preference for sound bites or headlines,
> > >>> Now that I know, the way that you blow,
> > >>> I m convinced that your candour was tiresome,
> > >>> For with whom you do lay, on an average day,
> > >>> Neither alters the news or the outcome.
> > >>> I admire your calm, your features disarm,
> > >>> Seeming polished, fair and yet tender,
> > >>> From a man in string vest, I make one request
> > >>> That your news stays unbiased on gender.
> > >>> Turk182
> > >> A loss to Mankind.
>
> > >> --
> > >> Dirk
>
> > >>http://www.transcendence.me.uk/-TranscendenceUKhttp://www.theconsensus.org/-AUK political partyhttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/onetribe-OccultTalk Show- Hide quoted text -
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> > Maybe she pretends to read out the news in a skimpy outfit?
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Hand Shandy????
Turk182
> On Thu, 31 Dec 2009 16:09:53 -0800 (PST), Turk182
>
> >> Why do you think that lesbians wear hobnail boots? I expect you think
> >> they are all stockily built, have short cropped hair and talk in gruff
> >> voices as well.
> >In your dreams.
>
> The lesbians I meet in my dreams don't wear hobnailed boots and talk
> in gruff voices. They are feminine, well stacked and sexy and they
> thank me profusely for curing them.
>
> Svenne
lol
John Bennett
Svenne
<bennett584...@bt.com> wrote:
>All men are lesbians at heart,come outside stop hiding in the shadows:-))
I could try a threesome with two other lesbians, but if they were of
the cropped hair and hobnailed boot wearing variety I'd probably turn
gay.
Svenne
Turk182
> On Fri, 01 Jan 2010 14:58:27 +0000, John Bennett
>
> >All men are lesbians at heart,come outside stop hiding in the shadows:-))
>
> I could try a threesome with two other lesbians, but if they were of
> the cropped hair and hobnailed boot wearing variety I'd probably turn
> gay.
>
> Svenne
Svenne, allow me to ask you a question. Does it challenge you to
think that a woman could survive without needing a man; or for that
matter, that a man could survive without desiring a woman?
I am full of wonder at how the miracle of life and the survival of the
sexual identity of some folk, is almost extinguished to the point that
the libido searches for a separate acceptable route to express
itself. This is how nature ensured that their intimate identification
with another survived. If this mechanism were not in place, mankind
may well now be extinct.
We could also argue that nature in her way has ensured that there are
people around who are sufficiently available, that they are able to
care for the babies of the heterosexuals who abandon their children.
Remember, you or I could have been like this if we had lived their
lives. We are certainly no better and no worse for being heterosexual
or gay.
Turk182
Svenne
<digital...@aol.com> wrote:
>On 1 Jan, 15:15, Svenne <tvaerska...@aol.com> wrote:
>> On Fri, 01 Jan 2010 14:58:27 +0000, John Bennett
>>
>> <bennett584removet...@bt.com> wrote:
>> >All men are lesbians at heart,come outside stop hiding in the shadows:-))
>> I could try a threesome with two other lesbians, but if they were of
>> the cropped hair and hobnailed boot wearing variety I'd probably turn
>> gay.
>Svenne, allow me to ask you a question. Does it challenge you to
>think that a woman could survive without needing a man; or for that
>matter, that a man could survive without desiring a woman?
>
>I am full of wonder at how the miracle of life and the survival of the
>sexual identity of some folk, is almost extinguished to the point that
>the libido searches for a separate acceptable route to express
>itself. This is how nature ensured that their intimate identification
>with another survived. If this mechanism were not in place, mankind
>may well now be extinct.
>
>We could also argue that nature in her way has ensured that there are
>people around who are sufficiently available, that they are able to
>care for the babies of the heterosexuals who abandon their children.
>
>Remember, you or I could have been like this if we had lived their
>lives. We are certainly no better and no worse for being heterosexual
>or gay.
Whatever consenting adults choose to do in private is their own
concern and I have no objections at all. Everybody to their own thing.
If two lesbians decide to have an orgy it's fine by me. They could
even invite me to take part if they want.
As long as they weren't wearing hobnailed boots, that is.
Svenne
Uncle Spam
are they allowed to be black ?
Turk182
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We need to look into this boots thing you have; allow me to do an
experiment with you now. If the person pictured in the link below
were to beckon you to her lodgings and on arriving there, she refused
to remove hob nail boots. Would this be a problem for you?
http://www.gossipcheck.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/angelina-jolie3.jpg
Turk182
Svenne
<michael...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>> If two lesbians decide to have an orgy it's fine by me. They could
>> even invite me to take part if they want.
>> As long as they weren't wearing hobnailed boots, that is.
>are they allowed to be black ?
Black, brown, yellow, I don't mind as long as they have big knockers.
Although yellow would be nice as I've never done it sideways.
Svenne
Svenne
<digital...@aol.com> wrote:
>We need to look into this boots thing you have; allow me to do an
>experiment with you now. If the person pictured in the link below
>were to beckon you to her lodgings and on arriving there, she refused
>to remove hob nail boots. Would this be a problem for you?
>http://www.gossipcheck.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/angelina-jolie3.jpg
If it were Angelina Jolie I'd prefer it if she wore boots. Preferably
jackboots. And a steel helmet. And carried a whip.
Bloody hell, I'm going to have to take a cold shower.
Svenne
Turk182
> On Fri, 1 Jan 2010 09:47:00 -0800 (PST), Turk182
>
> >We need to look into this boots thing you have; allow me to do an
> >experiment with you now. If the person pictured in the link below
> >were to beckon you to her lodgings and on arriving there, she refused
> >to remove hob nail boots. Would this be a problem for you?
>
> If it were Angelina Jolie I'd prefer it if she wore boots. Preferably
> jackboots. And a steel helmet. And carried a whip.
>
> Bloody hell, I'm going to have to take a cold shower.
>
> Svenne
Arrr. I have cured YOU!
Turk182
Svenne
>Arrr. I have cured YOU!
And you didn't even need to take your boots off.
Svenne
Joe Lee
You could do more than skip for heavens sake! I think cartwheels would be
more appropriate if you managed that one.
Still... whatever rocks your boat I suppose.
--
Joe Lee
Svenne
wrote:
>Svenne wrote:
>> I've never met a bloke who's a lesbian before. I think I'll skip on
>> curing one of those.
>You could do more than skip for heavens sake! I think cartwheels would be
>more appropriate if you managed that one.
>Still... whatever rocks your boat I suppose.
I suppose a transvestite bloke who was extremely gay might identify
with his feminine side to such a degree he decided to become a
lesbian, go butch and have sex with women.
Svenne
John Bennett
might identify
> with his feminine side
That's just a soubriquet for wanking:-))
<Holds out right hand with fingers slightly curved and asks:" Have you
met the wife,her name is "Pam" .......">