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> Ian E.Broadbent
joke, right?
I feel a bit like the man who liked the razor so much he bought the
company. I have become so sick of trying to find well-made dress and
casual cotton shirts to fit my 6ft, 21 stone frame and 20" collar
size;... that I have set up a subsidiary to my main business to make
shirts and blouses for the larger person.
Over the next 3 weeks we shall have all the machinery and staff in place
and be ready to commence manufacturer of high quality poly-cotton and
cotton 'dress' and 'casual' shirts and blouses for the larger man and
woman.
These will be available as both 'off-the-peg' and 'made-to-measure'. Our
prices will be especially competitive for bespoke items.
If you are like me and tired of hunting round stores in an attempt to
find something that not only has style and looks good, but also fits
without hugging and pulling; ... drop us a line and we'll send you our
email catalogue and ordering info as soon as it is ready (about 10
days).
Order 8 or more in one transaction (of any type) and we'll embroider
your name or initials in a contrasting thread completely Free of
Charge. (Ideal for small Clubs or Associations).
These will be quality merchandise made exclusively in the UK and
available only via mail-order. No minimum quantity.
Please respond to our 'temporary' email postbox at:
might...@robotltd.netscapeonline.co.uk
or check out our corporate website (please allow 7 days while it
undergoes complete redevelopment) at www.robot.ltd.uk
Thanks for your time,
Ian E.Broadbent