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Alex Lyczkowski

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Jan 18, 1997, 3:00:00 AM1/18/97
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OFSTED inspection looming. Need cheering up
Know any good OFSTED type jokes?

Here is one to get you started

Q. What is the difference between an OFSTED inpector and a supermarket
trolley ?

A. A supermarket trolley has got a mind of its own.

Sue Lyczkowski
s...@lycz.demon.co.uk

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Nico Morgan

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Jan 23, 1997, 3:00:00 AM1/23/97
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You can roast a prize pig on a spit without being arrested!
--
Nico Morgan
Ni...@deathsdoor.com


> What is the difference between an OFSTED inspector and a prize pig?
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tom morgan

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Jan 26, 1997, 3:00:00 AM1/26/97
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OFSTED inspector dies and goes to the gates of Heaven.

St. Peter isn't sure whether he should be let in as the inspector's
fate is somewhat strange.


"What's my fate then, if I get into Heaven?"

"You spend all day making love to women of the opposite sex."

"What will happen to me in Hell?"

"You'd spend all day making love to women of the opposite sex there,
too. That's the problem - I don't know where to put you."

"Well - what's the difference?"

"Well you see - up here, it would be a case of you being rewarded.
Down there, it would be a case of the women being punished."


Luke Bouchet

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Jan 26, 1997, 3:00:00 AM1/26/97
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yes

Ian Lynch

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Jan 27, 1997, 3:00:00 AM1/27/97
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t...@fylde.demon.co.uk (tom morgan) wrote:

> "You spend all day making love to women of the opposite sex."

What is a woman of the opposite sex?

Does it mean a man if you are a woman? Or is there a sex I wasn't told
about? What about a gay OFSTED inspector? Do they get a man of the
opposite sex?

Sounds good though, looks like I can't lose ;-)

--
Confused OFSTED inspector suddenly unconcerned about death.


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