On Fri, 29 Sep 2023 12:48:08 +0100, Clive Page wrote:
> Summary of longish saga: in early May we gave in to EDF....
I had a brief stint at DCC last year on the service desk in Nottingham. A
wonderful working environment, nice bean to cup coffee machine, lots of
natural light, pleasant view out the windows.
But... it's a shambles. EDF have to go through DCC to get anything done.
You then have myriad different companies that DCC will ping your ticket to
after some basic troubleshooting. An online tool will test your equipment &
90% of the problems come back with an E21 error (communication fault).
A side note on the recruitment process which left me speechless. A video
interview with a lovely lady in South Africa, with scripted questions an an
instant decision on the call afterwards. Judging by some of the people I
saw come through I think the only critera for success was speaking legible
English.
Anyway this will get pinged off to O2 (or Arqiva if you're north of
Sheffield), who'll come back & say 'nowt to do with us' it may then get
pinged of to CGI, who look after the data side of things.
Eventually it will end up as "comms hub needs disconnecting for 30 minutes,
then try it."
Problem is, they didn't think to put a reset switch on the Comms hub, so a
metering contractor needs to come and do it, and there are nowhere near
enough, so it's a long wait for a visit.
They'll come, look at it, know it's fucked, but still have to sit in the
van for 30 minutes to confirm fuckedness.
They'll then swap the meters which will take weeks to fully connect with
DCC.
Then you may get lucky or not.
Whilst I was there I handled hundreds of tickets from the Energy companies
and one stood out amongst all of them for getting tickets raised and
accounted for around 75% of all of them.
Octopus.
If you want to get your Smart Meter sorted, just switch to them. I was with
E.On Next (nPower) after a previous supplier folded, meter stopped working.
They just fobbed me off asking for updates. Working there I was able to
search my MPN for a ticket, they'd never raised one.
I lasted 2 months.
Now, that lovely office, what's that name on the sign? That will indicate
why it's such a shitshow.
https://maps.app.goo.gl/joCYgi4fdVkHeccZ7