we've got a large rectangular manhole cover in the middle of the front lawn.
not a pretty sight :(
is it ok to paint it green? or should i ask permission from the water co or
whoever it belongs to?
thanks,
harry.
When did anyone last stop in to check whether you had painted it?
Colin Bignell
<sucks through teeth> They will now, the cat's out of the bag!
Mary
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> Colin Bignell
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Stick a big terracotta pot full of flowers on top of it.
I noticed today that B&Q have Womble gnomes. Do not put the Womble
gnomes on top of the personhole cover; this will only draw attention to
it and everybody will know that you have a personnel access point in
your lawn. Instead, put the Wombles peeing seductively through the
shrubbery. People will be distracted by this and will not notice that
you have a sewer inspection and rodding amenity in the middle of your
greensward.
Owain
A rodding amenity???
Mary
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s/peeing/peeping
Owain
Am I alone?
Mary
>> Instead, put the Wombles peeing seductively through the
>> shrubbery. People will be distracted by this and will not notice
>> that you have a sewer inspection and rodding amenity in the
>> middle of your greensward.
> A rodding amenity???
If covered with turf, it'd be a sodding amenity...
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Variety is the spice of life ...
Mary
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> Harvey
Do you really think that the couple of guys that are climbing down the
hold to probably get covered in the worst the world has to offer are
going to mind that the cover is green? It will probably be the nicest
thing they see all day.
> A rodding amenity???
Otherwise known as an 'Essex girl'
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> Am I alone?
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That's between you, Jesus, and your pet dog. Or possibly your cigar.
> Mary
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My parents have a similar cover right in the centre of their back garden.
as a kid I used to use it as a ramp for wheeliying asorterd vheicles
over. It has however for the last 30 years been a delightfull flower bed
with a stone birdbath on top. Still accessible should the need ever
arise, but as it's never been opened in 50 years I doubt there will ever
be a need for access.
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You're not. Cue chorus of "they don't teach 'em like they used to, harumph
harumph" from Disgusted of Tunbridge Wells.
Well at least one person understood :-)
Mary
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geoff
Dunno, what does the Oujia board say ?
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geoff
I've heard that it's a profitable little sideline for the part P Nazis
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geoff
There were two knocks ...
Mary
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> geoff
And I'm not a dog lover, certainly don't have one, never have and hope that
happy state continues :-)
Mary
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> geoff
I'd paint it Dayglo pink, myself. If you've got it, flaunt it!
Mary
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> geoff
Yeah, show off to the neighbours "sucks ya boo, we've got an indoor bog"
Owain
Well our neighbourhood is so posh that everyone in our street has
indoorfacilities so nyer nyer!
I think we're the only ones who are considering having a long drop in the
garden ... :-)
Mary
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If tha teks lid off t' man'ole tha can 'ave thysen a long drop wi'aht
all t' effort of diggin' t' hole.
Owain
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geoff
I swear I didn't move. It was the spirits.
More gin anyone?
Mary
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> geoff
t'manoil's in t'next gardin.
Anyway, aren't you supposed call them raised ironworks now?
Mary
<going to bed so you can all make puerile jokes>
AFAIK it will belong to you - sewerage on a private property is usually the
responsibility of the house owner and only becomes the responsibility of the
water board (or whatever) once it gets to the main sewer.
Where soil drainage from other properties pases over you land I think the
pipework etc. is still owned by you and they have right of passage or
whatever :-)
So unless the main sewer is routed over your land (which could happen) then
I think it is yours to do with as you will.
HTH
Dave R
Indeed. But just the sight of it could be a deterrent to intruders :-)
Mary
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> geoff
http://www.mrlendez.com/x/st.html (to pick one of many links at random).
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