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Harry

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Mar 11, 2005, 11:40:03 AM3/11/05
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hello,

we've got a large rectangular manhole cover in the middle of the front lawn.
not a pretty sight :(

is it ok to paint it green? or should i ask permission from the water co or
whoever it belongs to?

thanks,

harry.

Rob Morley

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Mar 11, 2005, 12:04:45 PM3/11/05
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In article <4231c9e2$0$12979$ed26...@ptn-nntp-reader02.plus.net>,
"Harry" du...@email.address says...
Why not cover it with turf (real or synthetic) or stick a tub on it
with a few shrubs?

nightjar

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Mar 11, 2005, 12:19:04 PM3/11/05
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"Harry" <du...@email.address> wrote in message
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When did anyone last stop in to check whether you had painted it?

Colin Bignell


Mary Fisher

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Mar 11, 2005, 12:36:18 PM3/11/05
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"nightjar .uk.com>" <nightjar@<insert_my_surname_here> wrote in message
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<sucks through teeth> They will now, the cat's out of the bag!

Mary
>
> Colin Bignell
>


The Natural Philosopher

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Mar 11, 2005, 3:02:25 PM3/11/05
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Harry wrote:

Stick a big terracotta pot full of flowers on top of it.

Owain

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Mar 11, 2005, 3:46:56 PM3/11/05
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I noticed today that B&Q have Womble gnomes. Do not put the Womble
gnomes on top of the personhole cover; this will only draw attention to
it and everybody will know that you have a personnel access point in
your lawn. Instead, put the Wombles peeing seductively through the
shrubbery. People will be distracted by this and will not notice that
you have a sewer inspection and rodding amenity in the middle of your
greensward.

Owain

Mary Fisher

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Mar 11, 2005, 5:10:59 PM3/11/05
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"Owain" <owain...@stirlingcity.coo.uk> wrote in message
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A rodding amenity???

Mary
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> Owain
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Owain

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Mar 11, 2005, 4:57:22 PM3/11/05
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Owain wrote:
> .. Instead, put the Wombles peeing seductively through the
> shrubbery.

s/peeing/peeping

Owain

tony green

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Mar 11, 2005, 5:22:24 PM3/11/05
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"Harry" <du...@email.address> wrote in message
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These man hole business of having one in the most annoying see able view as
angered many house owner.
Cant understand why by now someone hasn't come up with making them in
various coloured tops.


Mary Fisher

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Mar 11, 2005, 5:38:41 PM3/11/05
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"tony green" <kip...@btinternet.com> wrote in message
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>
>>
> These man hole business of having one in the most annoying see able view
> as
> angered many house owner.

Am I alone?

Mary


tony green

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Mar 11, 2005, 5:44:29 PM3/11/05
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"Mary Fisher" <mary....@zetnet.co.uk> wrote in message
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Not by a long way.


Harvey Van Sickle

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Mar 11, 2005, 5:51:13 PM3/11/05
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On 11 Mar 2005, Mary Fisher wrote

> "Owain" <owain...@stirlingcity.coo.uk> wrote in message
> news:11105774...@damia.uk.clara.net...

>> Instead, put the Wombles peeing seductively through the


>> shrubbery. People will be distracted by this and will not notice
>> that you have a sewer inspection and rodding amenity in the
>> middle of your greensward.

> A rodding amenity???

If covered with turf, it'd be a sodding amenity...

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Cheers,
Harvey

Mary Fisher

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Mar 11, 2005, 5:58:44 PM3/11/05
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>
>>> Instead, put the Wombles peeing seductively through the
>>> shrubbery. People will be distracted by this and will not notice
>>> that you have a sewer inspection and rodding amenity in the
>>> middle of your greensward.
>
>> A rodding amenity???
>
> If covered with turf, it'd be a sodding amenity...

Variety is the spice of life ...

Mary
>
> --
> Cheers,
> Harvey


doozer

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Mar 11, 2005, 6:58:18 PM3/11/05
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Do you really think that the couple of guys that are climbing down the
hold to probably get covered in the worst the world has to offer are
going to mind that the cover is green? It will probably be the nicest
thing they see all day.

The Natural Philosopher

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Mar 11, 2005, 7:24:26 PM3/11/05
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Mary Fisher wrote:


> A rodding amenity???

Otherwise known as an 'Essex girl'

;)

The Natural Philosopher

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Mar 11, 2005, 7:25:25 PM3/11/05
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Mary Fisher wrote:

> Am I alone?
>

That's between you, Jesus, and your pet dog. Or possibly your cigar.


> Mary
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Mar 12, 2005, 7:21:20 AM3/12/05
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My parents have a similar cover right in the centre of their back garden.
as a kid I used to use it as a ramp for wheeliying asorterd vheicles
over. It has however for the last 30 years been a delightfull flower bed
with a stone birdbath on top. Still accessible should the need ever
arise, but as it's never been opened in 50 years I doubt there will ever
be a need for access.

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rrh

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Mar 12, 2005, 5:35:18 PM3/12/05
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"Mary Fisher" <mary....@zetnet.co.uk> wrote in message
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You're not. Cue chorus of "they don't teach 'em like they used to, harumph
harumph" from Disgusted of Tunbridge Wells.


Mary Fisher

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Mar 12, 2005, 5:42:27 PM3/12/05
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"rrh" <rn...@hoggard.net> wrote in message
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Well at least one person understood :-)

Mary
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>


raden

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Mar 12, 2005, 6:48:03 PM3/12/05
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In message <4231c9e2$0$12979$ed26...@ptn-nntp-reader02.plus.net>, Harry
<du...@email.address> writes
Why not put a large flower pot or bird bath on top of it?

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geoff

raden

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Mar 12, 2005, 7:03:46 PM3/12/05
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In message <42321de6$0$2656$4c56...@master.news.zetnet.net>, Mary
Fisher <mary....@zetnet.co.uk> writes

Dunno, what does the Oujia board say ?

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raden

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Mar 12, 2005, 7:08:49 PM3/12/05
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In message <x-mdnRSfMNg...@eclipse.net.uk>, doozer
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I've heard that it's a profitable little sideline for the part P Nazis

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raden

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Mar 12, 2005, 7:08:46 PM3/12/05
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In message <111058741...@eunomia.uk.clara.net>, The Natural
Philosopher <A@b.c> writes

>Mary Fisher wrote:
>
>> Am I alone?
>>
>
>That's between you, Jesus, and your pet dog. Or possibly your cigar.
>
Her name's Mary, not Monica

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Mary Fisher

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Mar 13, 2005, 5:35:12 AM3/13/05
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"raden" <ra...@kateda.org> wrote in message
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There were two knocks ...

Mary
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> geoff


Mary Fisher

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Mar 13, 2005, 5:35:59 AM3/13/05
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"raden" <ra...@kateda.org> wrote in message
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And I'm not a dog lover, certainly don't have one, never have and hope that
happy state continues :-)

Mary
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> geoff


Mary Fisher

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Mar 13, 2005, 5:37:00 AM3/13/05
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"raden" <ra...@kateda.org> wrote in message
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I'd paint it Dayglo pink, myself. If you've got it, flaunt it!

Mary
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> --
> geoff


Owain

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Mar 13, 2005, 10:18:51 AM3/13/05
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Mary Fisher wrote:
> I'd paint it Dayglo pink, myself. If you've got it, flaunt it!

Yeah, show off to the neighbours "sucks ya boo, we've got an indoor bog"

Owain

Mary Fisher

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Mar 13, 2005, 3:27:54 PM3/13/05
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"Owain" <owain...@stirlingcity.coo.uk> wrote in message
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> Mary Fisher wrote:
>> I'd paint it Dayglo pink, myself. If you've got it, flaunt it!
>
> Yeah, show off to the neighbours "sucks ya boo, we've got an indoor bog"

Well our neighbourhood is so posh that everyone in our street has
indoorfacilities so nyer nyer!

I think we're the only ones who are considering having a long drop in the
garden ... :-)

Mary
>
> Owain
>


Owain

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Mar 13, 2005, 5:33:07 PM3/13/05
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Mary Fisher wrote:
> I think we're the only ones who are considering having a long drop in the
> garden ... :-)

If tha teks lid off t' man'ole tha can 'ave thysen a long drop wi'aht
all t' effort of diggin' t' hole.

Owain

raden

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Mar 13, 2005, 6:21:51 PM3/13/05
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In message <42341752$0$2651$4c56...@master.news.zetnet.net>, Mary
Fisher <mary....@zetnet.co.uk> writes
>
>"raden" <ra...@kateda.org> wrote in message
>news:VsuuXGYS...@ntlworld.com...
>> In message <42321de6$0$2656$4c56...@master.news.zetnet.net>, Mary Fisher
>> <mary....@zetnet.co.uk> writes
>>>
>>>"tony green" <kip...@btinternet.com> wrote in message
>>>news:ASoYd.12911$3A6....@newsfe1-gui.ntli.net...
>>>>
>>>>>
>>>> These man hole business of having one in the most annoying see able view
>>>> as
>>>> angered many house owner.
>>>
>>>Am I alone?
>>>
>>
>> Dunno, what does the Oujia board say ?
>
>There were two knocks ...
>
Your knees?

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Mary Fisher

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Mar 13, 2005, 7:15:56 PM3/13/05
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"raden" <ra...@kateda.org> wrote in message
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I swear I didn't move. It was the spirits.

More gin anyone?

Mary
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> geoff


Mary Fisher

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Mar 13, 2005, 7:17:35 PM3/13/05
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"Owain" <owain...@stirlingcity.coo.uk> wrote in message
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t'manoil's in t'next gardin.

Anyway, aren't you supposed call them raised ironworks now?

Mary
<going to bed so you can all make puerile jokes>


raden

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Mar 13, 2005, 7:33:20 PM3/13/05
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In message <4234a23b$0$2650$4c56...@master.news.zetnet.net>, Mary
Fisher <mary....@zetnet.co.uk> writes
>
A DIY gibbet, now that's not something you come across every day
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David W.E. Roberts

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Mar 14, 2005, 4:31:19 AM3/14/05
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"Harry" <du...@email.address> wrote in message
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> hello,
>
> we've got a large rectangular manhole cover in the middle of the front
lawn.
> not a pretty sight :(
>
> is it ok to paint it green? or should i ask permission from the water co
or
> whoever it belongs to?

AFAIK it will belong to you - sewerage on a private property is usually the
responsibility of the house owner and only becomes the responsibility of the
water board (or whatever) once it gets to the main sewer.

Where soil drainage from other properties pases over you land I think the
pipework etc. is still owned by you and they have right of passage or
whatever :-)

So unless the main sewer is routed over your land (which could happen) then
I think it is yours to do with as you will.

HTH
Dave R


Mary Fisher

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Mar 14, 2005, 4:59:34 AM3/14/05
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"raden" <ra...@kateda.org> wrote in message
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Indeed. But just the sight of it could be a deterrent to intruders :-)

Mary
> --
> geoff


Nick Atty

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Mar 14, 2005, 3:57:30 PM3/14/05
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http://www.mrlendez.com/x/st.html (to pick one of many links at random).
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