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Official AFN Owner's Manual

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Peeler

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May 27, 2023, 7:57:50 PM5/27/23
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Congratulations on your purchase of a brand new nigger! If handled
properly, your nigger will give years of valuable, if reluctant,
service.

INSTALLING YOUR NIGGER. You should install your nigger differently
according to whether you have purchased the field or house model.
Field niggers work best in a serial configuration, i.e. chained
together. Chain your nigger to another nigger immediately on unpacking
it, and don't even think about taking that chain off, ever. Many
niggers start singing as soon as you put a chain on them. This habit
can usually be thrashed out of them if nipped in the bud. House
niggers work best as standalone units, but should be hobbled or
hamstrung to prevent attempts at escape.

At this stage, your nigger can also be given a name. Most owners use
the same names over and over, since niggers become confused by too
much data. Rufus, Rastus, Remus, Toby, Carslisle, Carlton,
Hey-You!-Yes-you!, Yeller, Blackstar, and Sambo are all effective
names for your new buck nigger. If your nigger is a ho, it should be
called Latrelle, L'Tanya, or Jemima. Some owners call their nigger
hoes Latrine for a joke. Pearl, Blossom, and Ivory are also righteous
names for nigger hoes. These names go straight over your nigger's
head, by the way.

CONFIGURING YOUR NIGGER. Owing to a design error, your nigger comes
equipped with a tongue and vocal chords. Most niggers can master only
a few basic human phrases with this apparatus - "muh dick" being the
most popular. However, others make barking, yelping, yapping noises
and appear to be in some pain, so you should probably call a vet and
have him remove your nigger's tongue. Once de-tongued your nigger will
be a lot happier - at least, you won't hear it complaining anywhere
near as much. Niggers have nothing interesting to say anyway.

Many owners also castrate their niggers for health reasons (yours,
mine, and that of white women, not the nigger's). This is strongly
recommended, and frankly it's a mystery why this is not done on the
boat.

HOUSING YOUR NIGGER. Your nigger can be accommodated in cages with
stout iron bars. Make sure, however, that the bars are wide enough to
push pieces of nigger food through. The rule of thumb is, four niggers
per square yard of cage. So a fifteen foot by thirty foot nigger cage
can accommodate two hundred niggers.

You can site a nigger cage anywhere, even on soft ground. Don't worry
about your nigger fashioning makeshift shovels out of odd pieces of
wood and digging an escape tunnel under the bars of the cage. Niggers
never invented the shovel before and they're not about to now. In any
case, your nigger is certainly too lazy to attempt escape. As long as
the free food holds out, your nigger is living better than it did in
Africa, so it will stay put.

Buck niggers and hoe niggers can be safely accommodated in the same
cage, as bucks never attempt sex with black hoes.

FEEDING YOUR NIGGER. Your Nigger likes fried chicken, corn bread, and
waddymelon. You should therefore give it none of these things because
its lazy ass almost certainly doesn't deserve it. Instead, feed it on
porridge with salt, and creek water. Your nigger will supplement its
diet with whatever it finds in the fields, other niggers, etc.

Experienced nigger owners sometimes push waddymelon slices through the
bars of the nigger cage at the end of the day as a treat, but only if
all niggers have worked well and nothing has been stolen that day.
Mike of the Old Ranch Plantation reports that this last one is a
killer, since all niggers steal something almost every single day of
their lives. He reports he doesn't have to spend much on free
waddymelon for his niggers as a result.

You should *never* allow your nigger meal breaks while at work, since
if it stops work for more than ten minutes it will need to be
retrained. You would be surprised how long it takes to teach a nigger
to pick cotton. You really would. Coffee beans? Don't ask. You have no
idea.

MAKING YOUR NIGGER WORK. Niggers are very, very averse to work of any
kind. The nigger's most prominent anatomical feature is, after all,
its oversized buttocks, which have evolved to make it more comfortable
for your nigger to sit around all day doing nothing for its entire
life. Niggers are often good runners, too, to enable them to sprint
quickly in the opposite direction if they see work heading their way.

The solution to this is to *dupe* your nigger into working. After
installation, encourage it towards the cotton field with blows of a
wooden club, fence post, baseball bat, etc., and then tell it that all
that cotton belongs to a white man, who won't be back until tomorrow.
Your nigger will then frantically compete with the other field niggers
to steal as much of that cotton as it can before the white man
returns. At the end of the day, return your nigger to its cage and
laugh at its stupidity, then repeat the same trick every day
indefinitely. Your nigger comes equipped with the standard nigger IQ
of 75 and a memory to match, so it will forget this trick overnight.

Niggers can start work at around 5am. You should then return to bed
and come back at around 10am. Your niggers can then work through until
around 10pm or whenever the light fades.

DISPOSAL OF DEAD NIGGERS. Niggers die on average at around 40, which
some might say is 40 years too late, but there you go. Most people
prefer their niggers dead, in fact. When yours dies, report the
license number of the car that did the drive-by shooting of your
nigger. The police will collect the nigger and dispose of it for you.

COMMON PROBLEMS WITH NIGGERS

MY NIGGER IS VERY AGGRESSIVE.
Have it put down, for god's sake. Who needs an uppity nigger? What are
we, short of niggers or something?

MY NIGGER KEEPS RAPING WHITE WOMEN, BUT NEVER BLACK HOES.
They all do this. Shorten your nigger's chain so it can't reach any
white women, and arm heavily any white women who might go near it.

WILL MY NIGGER ATTACK ME?
Not unless it outnumbers you 20 to 1, and even then, it's not likely.
If niggers successfully overthrew their owners they'd have to sort out
their own food. This is probably why nigger uprisings were nonexistent
(until some fool gave them rights).

MY NIGGER KEEPS BLEATING ABOUT ITS "RIGHTS" AND "RASSISM".
Yeah, well, it would. Tell it to shut the fuck up.

MY NIGGER'S HIDE IS A FUNNY COLOR. WHAT IS THE CORRECT SHADE FOR A
NIGGER?
A nigger's skin is actually more or less transparent. That brown color
you can see is the shit your nigger is full of. This is why some
models of nigger are sold as "The Shitskin".

MY NIGGER ACTS EXACTLY LIKE A NIGGER, BUT IS WHITE.
What you have there is a "wigger". Rough crowd.

WOW! IS THAT LIKE AN ALBINO? ARE THEY RARE OR VALUABLE?
They're as common as dog shit and about as valuable. In fact, one of
them was President between 1992 and 2000. Put your wigger in a cage
with a few hundred genuine niggers and you'll soon find it stops
acting like a nigger. However, leave it in the cage and let the
niggers dispose of it. The best thing for any wigger is a dose of TNB.

MY NIGGER SMELLS REALLY BAD.
And you were expecting what?

MY NIGGER DISPLAYS A MASSIVE SENSE OF ENTITLEMENT.
This is normal.

SHOULD I ALLOW MY NIGGER TO FORNICATE WITH OTHER NIGGERS?
Where are we, Wonderland? You'll have a lot of trouble getting it to
fornicate with *other* niggers.

SHOULD I STORE MY DEAD NIGGER?
When you came in here, did you see a sign that said "Dead nigger
storage"? …That's because there ain't no goddamn sign.

WHERE CAN I BUY MYSELF A BETTER QUALITY OF NIGGER?
I don't really understand the question ("better quality of nigger"…..?
WTF?) but niggers are always available for sale on alt.flame.niggers.

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May 27, 2023, 8:06:03 PM5/27/23
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its' about time you posted something useful...



Jeff Gaines

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May 28, 2023, 3:18:15 AM5/28/23
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On 28/05/2023 in message <u4u5qf$2agkb$2...@paganini.bofh.team> % wrote:

>its' about time you posted something useful...

And it's about time you learned to snip.

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Slevin

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May 28, 2023, 6:14:20 AM5/28/23
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Peeler wrote:
> Congratulations on your purchase of a brand new nigger! If handled
> properly, your nigger will give years of valuable, if reluctant,
> service.

Did you know Hunter Biden is a white nigger? In fact, the whole Biden
family are white niggers. Trouble is that you'll never get a white Biden
nigger to do any useful work.

Brian Gaff

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May 28, 2023, 6:39:30 AM5/28/23
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Yes, I think his posts are only intened as exercise in eye rolling.
Brian

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Peeler

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May 28, 2023, 10:21:48 AM5/28/23
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On Sat, 27 May 23 23:57:46 UTC, Loose Sphincter, IMPERSONATING his master
Peeler, whined yet again:

> Congratulations on your purchase of a brand new nigger! If handled
> properly, your nigger will give years of valuable, if reluctant,
> service.

Did your "pig" at home force you to have sex with her again, you ridiculous
abysmally stupid gay neo-nazi whore?

You know, THIS "pig":

"This is embarrassing. My fraternity from graduating class of 1980 having
our re-union right after Thanksgiving this year. We've booked I think 194
of us (with wives) on 'Norwegian Cruise Lines" for 7days/6nights in the
Caribbean. The problem is my wife. She has added about 65-70 lbs of
unsightly fat on her body and her once cute face looks like an old
catcher's mitt since our college days. I'm embarrassed to show the old gang
that this pig was the best I could do for a wife. I just know I'll be a
laughing stock when this cruise is over. Should i go with her, leave her
home and hire a young sexy escort for the week to pose as my second wife,
or should I just make some excuse and stay home. Any logical suggestions
will be considered."

Loose Sphincter whining in MID: <l1ltsa$pf8$1...@speranza.aioe.org>

Why, oh WHY, are ALL you Nazis, ALWAYS, without ANY exception, such LAUGHING
STOCKS? LOL

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Stormin Mormon

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May 29, 2023, 11:37:14 PM5/29/23
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On 5/27/2023 7:57 PM, Peeler wrote:
Mr. Peeler, you are an absolute disgrace to mankind. When I saw those
racist jokes you posted, I thought maybe you just have a warped sense of
humor. Now I can see that you have nothing but hatred in your heart. For
Shame!!!




Rod Speed

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May 30, 2023, 12:40:12 AM5/30/23
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On Tue, 30 May 2023 13:35:49 +1000, Stormin Mormon <cayo...@hotmail.com>
wrote:
Its not him. Someone else periodically pretends to be him and posts that
shit.

Peeler

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May 30, 2023, 4:39:59 AM5/30/23
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On Tue, 30 May 2023 14:38:44 +1000, cantankerous trolling geezer Rodent
Speed, the auto-contradicting senile sociopath, blabbered, again:

<FLUSH the abnormal trolling senile cretin's latest trollshit unread>

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Tim+ about trolling Rodent Speed:
He is by far the most persistent troll who seems to be able to get under the
skin of folk who really should know better. Since when did arguing with a
troll ever achieve anything (beyond giving the troll pleasure)?
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Peeler

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May 30, 2023, 4:39:59 AM5/30/23
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On Mon, 29 May 2023 23:35:49 -0400, Loose Sphincter, the unhappily married
gay neo-nazitard, now FORGING as Stormin Mormon, whined again:


> Mr. Peeler, you are an absolute disgrace to mankind. When I saw those
> racist jokes you posted, I thought maybe you just have a warped sense of
> humor. Now I can see that you have nothing but hatred in your heart. For
> Shame!!!

You subnormal neo-nazi scum really know no shame at all, eh, Loose
Sphincter, you abysmally stupid gay neo-nazitard? <BG>

Joe

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May 30, 2023, 5:13:13 AM5/30/23
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To be fair, Peeler is also a disgrace to mankind for other reasons.

And either of you might have snipped the rubbish, as you were not
commenting on it directly.

--
Joe

Rod Speed

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May 30, 2023, 5:35:03 AM5/30/23
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Joe <j...@jretrading.com> wrote
> Rod Speed <rod.sp...@gmail.com> wrote
>> Stormin Mormon <cayo...@hotmail.com> wrote

>>> Mr. Peeler, you are an absolute disgrace to mankind. When I saw
>>> those racist jokes you posted, I thought maybe you just have a
>>> warped sense of humor. Now I can see that you have nothing but
>>> hatred in your heart. For Shame!!!

>> Its not him. Someone else periodically pretends to be him and posts
>> that shit.

> To be fair,

Bugger that.

> Peeler is also a disgrace to mankind for other reasons.

Irrelevant to that shit you deleted.

> And either of you might have snipped the rubbish, as you were not
> commenting on it directly.

But then someone who doesnt read all post wouldnt
be able to see what the Moron was commenting on.

Peeler

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May 30, 2023, 6:03:45 AM5/30/23
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On Tue, 30 May 2023 19:34:52 +1000, cantankerous trolling geezer Rodent
Speed, the auto-contradicting senile sociopath, blabbered, again:

<FLUSH the abnormal trolling senile cretin's latest trollshit unread>

--
Richard addressing senile Rodent Speed:
"Shit you're thick/pathetic excuse for a troll."
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The Natural Philosopher

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May 30, 2023, 6:08:20 AM5/30/23
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Peeler enjoys being a disgrace to mankind. "He only does it to annoy,
because he knows it teases"

Frankly, I haven't the time to deal with it. He's been KFed for I think
over a decade.

--
“The urge to save humanity is almost always only a false face for the
urge to rule it.”
– H. L. Mencken

Peeler

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May 30, 2023, 6:12:12 AM5/30/23
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On Tue, 30 May 2023 10:13:08 +0100, Joe, another troll-feeding senile
ASSHOLE blathered again:


> To be fair, Peeler is also a disgrace to mankind for other reasons.
>
To be fair, all you troll-feeding senile ASSHOLES are exactly a disgrace to
mankind just for being troll-feeding senile ASSHOLES!

Joe

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May 30, 2023, 8:01:55 AM5/30/23
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And if they had even the slightest trace of curiosity, or liked racist
jokes, they could look very easily. Most news servers hold years of
text-only stuff.

--
Joe

Peeler

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May 30, 2023, 9:51:26 AM5/30/23
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On Tue, 30 May 2023 11:08:16 +0100, The Natural Idiot, the notorious,
troll-feeding senile asshole, blathered again:

> Peeler enjoys being a disgrace to mankind. "He only does it to annoy,
> because he knows it teases"

The one and only thing that annoys you about him is that he keeps telling
the ugly TRUTH about all you endlessly blithering and troll-feeding SENILE
ASSHOLES. Just look at all the absolutely idiotic senile CRAP you have been
cross-posting to rec.food.cooking, alt.home.repair and uk.d-i-y lately,
EVERY day!

> Frankly, I haven't the time to deal with it. He's been KFed for I think
> over a decade.

LOL That's what ALL you senile assholes hiding behind your pretend-killfiles
ALWAYS say! And yet you miserable cretins keep whining about me on every
occasion, even though you "can't see" my posts! BRUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!

Rod Speed

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May 30, 2023, 1:46:44 PM5/30/23
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Joe <j...@jretrading.com> wrote
> Rod Speed <rod.sp...@gmail.com> wrote
>> Joe <j...@jretrading.com> wrote
>>> Rod Speed <rod.sp...@gmail.com> wrote
>>>> Stormin Mormon <cayo...@hotmail.com> wrote

>>>>> Mr. Peeler, you are an absolute disgrace to mankind. When I saw
>>>>> those racist jokes you posted, I thought maybe you just have a
>>>>> warped sense of humor. Now I can see that you have nothing but
>>>>> hatred in your heart. For Shame!!!

>>>> Its not him. Someone else periodically pretends to be him and posts
>>>> that shit.

>>> To be fair,
>
>> Bugger that.

>>> Peeler is also a disgrace to mankind for other reasons.

>> Irrelevant to that shit you deleted.

>>> And either of you might have snipped the rubbish, as you were not
>>> commenting on it directly.

>> But then someone who doesnt read all post wouldnt
>> be able to see what the Moron was commenting on.

> And if they had even the slightest trace of curiosity, or liked racist
> jokes, they could look very easily.

MUCH easier to just look at the unsnipped post for that.

Peeler

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May 30, 2023, 2:14:26 PM5/30/23
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On Wed, 31 May 2023 03:46:37 +1000, cantankerous trolling geezer Rodent
Speed, the auto-contradicting senile sociopath, blabbered, again:

<FLUSH the abnormal trolling senile cretin's latest trollshit unread>

--
Hawk addressing the obnoxious senile Australian pest:
"I'm willing to bet you scream your own name when jacking off."
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