Sticks Like Sh*t
The Medway Handyman
Had a tube of Sticks Like Sh*t in the kitchen today whilst boxing in
some pipes.
Granddaughter thought it was hysterically funny - as you do when you are
8 years old :-)
Since shes not allowed to say the word sh*t she re named it 'Poo Glue'!
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Dave - The Medway Handyman www.medwayhandyman.co.uk
Bert Coules
an order. To my surprise, the assistant (male, burly, thirtyish) couldn't
bring himself to say the name. Checking off my list, he came to "Sticks
like - well, you know"...
Bert
Dave
Without thinking, we sometimes get 2 beers on the bar that some
customers will not ask for by name...
The dogs bollocks and
Sheep shagger.
Dave
Bert Coules
me - the stuff isn't actually called "Sticks Like Shit", is it? So it was
unreasonable of me to laugh at the fact that he didn't say that.
Mind you, just how do you pronounce "Sh*t"?
Bert
Gib Bogle
shasteriskt?
MM
I can't believe that a manufacturer has actually brought out a product
named like this! I thought the Handyman was planning an early April
Fool when I first read it, but then I did a quick Google and lo and
behold, the stuff exists!
Astonishing.
MM
MM
Sierra Hotel Star Tango - shall we dance the night away, sir?
MM
Alan
<kyli...@yahoo.co.uk> wrote
>I can't believe that a manufacturer has actually brought out a product
>named like this! I thought the Handyman was planning an early April
>Fool when I first read it, but then I did a quick Google and lo and
>behold, the stuff exists!
>
>Astonishing.
The manufacturers have achieved everything they wanted. The next time
you want to buy a glue that name will be already stuck in your head.
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Alan
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Andy Cap
>> I can't believe that a manufacturer has actually brought out a product
>> named like this! I thought the Handyman was planning an early April
>> Fool when I first read it, but then I did a quick Google and lo and
>> behold, the stuff exists!
>>
>> Astonishing.
>
> The manufacturers have achieved everything they wanted. The next time
> you want to buy a glue that name will be already stuck in your head.
Indded, but there *should* be things more important than making a quick
profit. How hypocritical does society have to be, to produce a product
that parents - well those that give a sh*t - tell their children not to
use?
PeterC
When my GF wanted some alcopop called, IIRC, FCUK I asked for an anagram -
the barmaid knew what I meant.
In a pub in London I asked the manager if there were any pint mugs
available. He said yes - ask the barmaid if she has any jugs! (she had, but
they weren't pint-size!).
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Peter.
The gods will stay away
whilst religions hold sway
Alan
<pvim...@trashmail.net> wrote
For far better than large corporations brainwashing your kids with
"branding" so the next time you want to eat out their only suggestion
will be to drag you into the nearest McDonald's.
The Other Mike
<davi...@blueyonder.co.uk> wrote:
>
>
>Had a tube of Sticks Like Sh*t in the kitchen today whilst boxing in
>some pipes.
>
>Granddaughter thought it was hysterically funny - as you do when you are
>8 years old :-)
>
>Since shes not allowed to say the word sh*t she re named it 'Poo Glue'!
Toolstation do a version without the sh*t
--
Tim Watts
"2 Bollocks and a Shagger please"...
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Tim Watts
The Medway Handyman
DavidM
<davi...@blueyonder.co.uk> wrote:
>
>
>Had a tube of Sticks Like Sh*t in the kitchen today whilst boxing in
>some pipes.
>
>Granddaughter thought it was hysterically funny - as you do when you are
>8 years old :-)
>
>Since shes not allowed to say the word sh*t she re named it 'Poo Glue'!
Great stuff, the only problem I have with it, as with other similar
solvent based grab adhesives, is keeping the half empty tube for next
time - it invariably has gone hard in the tube and/or nozzle.
Particularly in most of them where the nozzle cap is just a push fit
rather than screw on.
The cynic in me of course says that it's deliberate on the
manufacturers part!
dennis@home
"Alan" <ju...@admac.myzen.co.uk> wrote in message
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> In message <g79s37d94g0cel46g...@4ax.com>, MM
> <kyli...@yahoo.co.uk> wrote
>
>>I can't believe that a manufacturer has actually brought out a product
>>named like this! I thought the Handyman was planning an early April
>>Fool when I first read it, but then I did a quick Google and lo and
>>behold, the stuff exists!
>>
>>Astonishing.
>
> The manufacturers have achieved everything they wanted. The next time you
> want to buy a glue that name will be already stuck in your head.
Well it might be.. but as sh!t doesn't stick anything to anything you may
well decide to buy gripfix or something that sounds like it will stick
stuff.
Andy Cap
>> Indded, but there *should* be things more important than making a quick
>> profit. How hypocritical does society have to be, to produce a product
>> that parents - well those that give a sh*t - tell their children not to
>> use?
>>
> TBF you wouldn't want kids using this stuff :-)
>
>
Getting the phrasing wrong, makes all the difference ! ;-)
ARWadsworth
You obviously don't get out very often.
Two years ago I mentioned remote programmable thermostats and you thought
that I was joking.
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Adam
Bert Coules
> Google for "Star, you bastard", too.
Brings up the instant response: "Did you mean: *Start*, you bastard?"!
Bert
Bert Coules
> Yes.
Er... no.
Bert
harryagain
"dennis@home" <den...@killspam.kicks-ass.net> wrote in message
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blanket".
John Williamson
Sticks like shit to an *army* blanket.
Mode/
HTH.
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Tciao for Now!
John.
John Williamson
Gordon Henderson
ITYM: Start Ya Bastard :)
http://www.nulon.com.au/products/Start_Ya_Bastard_Instant_Engine_Starter/
Only in Oz...
Gordon
The Medway Handyman
Dennis is a world renowned expert on shit. He is full of it.
Oh - and its Gripfill you idiot - which shows how much you know about
the subject - fuck all as usual.
Andy Burns
> ITYM: Start Ya Bastard :)
> Only in Oz...
Maybe we didn't give a XXXX for it over here?
MM
That's nothing. I can pop into any Boots for a quick FCUK if I pay
cash.
MM
dennis@home
"The Medway Handyman" <davi...@blueyonder.co.uk> wrote in message
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> Oh - and its Gripfill you idiot - which shows how much you know about the
> subject - fuck all as usual.
If I wanted to say Gripfill I would have said Gripfill, but you are too
stupid to understand as you constantly demonstrate.
Anyway you are boring so I wont reply however stupidly you behave, now go
and play with the cyclists like a good troll.
harryagain
"Andy Burns" <usenet....@adslpipe.co.uk> wrote in message
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Grimly Curmudgeon
drugs began to take hold. I remember "Bert Coules"
<ma...@bertcoules.co.uk> saying something like:
>Brings up the instant response: "Did you mean: *Start*, you bastard?"!
"Rattle like fuck and run a bearing, ya bastard."
ARWadsworth
> "The Medway Handyman" <davi...@blueyonder.co.uk> wrote in message
> news:Iaw%p.143761$fl.2...@newsfe23.ams2...
>
>> Oh - and its Gripfill you idiot - which shows how much you know
>> about the subject - fuck all as usual.
>
>
> If I wanted to say Gripfill I would have said Gripfill, but you are
> too stupid to understand as you constantly demonstrate.
So you did not know the correct name then?
> Anyway you are boring so I wont reply however stupidly you behave,
Well you just replied to him. That proves the point that TMH made. ie you
are full of shit.
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Adam
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Adam
dennis@home
"ARWadsworth" <adamwa...@blueyonder.co.uk> wrote in message
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> dennis@home <den...@killspam.kicks-ass.net> wrote:
>> "The Medway Handyman" <davi...@blueyonder.co.uk> wrote in message
>> news:Iaw%p.143761$fl.2...@newsfe23.ams2...
>>
>>> Oh - and its Gripfill you idiot - which shows how much you know
>>> about the subject - fuck all as usual.
>>
>>
>> If I wanted to say Gripfill I would have said Gripfill, but you are
>> too stupid to understand as you constantly demonstrate.
>
> So you did not know the correct name then?
What correct name?
I am not trying to tell anyone which glue to use just a generic name that
would have been better than the sh!t one.
The fact that you and TMM can't grasp that is your problem.
>
>> Anyway you are boring so I wont reply however stupidly you behave,
>
> Well you just replied to him. That proves the point that TMH made. ie you
> are full of shit.
Well he is boring, always the same old cr@p.
He really should be trolling a few cyclists.
ARWadsworth
So why did you reply to him saying "I am not going to reply to you"?
Your logic is not very good is it?
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Adam
The Medway Handyman
>
>
> "ARWadsworth" <adamwa...@blueyonder.co.uk> wrote in message
>>>
>>>> Oh - and its Gripfill you idiot - which shows how much you know
>>>> about the subject - fuck all as usual.
>>>
>>>
>>> If I wanted to say Gripfill I would have said Gripfill, but you are
>>> too stupid to understand as you constantly demonstrate.
Porkies Dennipoos. You are talking out of your arse again.
>>
>> So you did not know the correct name then?
>
> What correct name?
> I am not trying to tell anyone which glue to use just a generic name
> that would have been better than the sh!t one.
Gripfix isn't a generic name SFB's.
> The fact that you and TMM can't grasp that is your problem.
Now come on Dennis, you fucked up yet again by using the term Gripfix
when it should have been Gripfill.
Which reveals that you know fuck all about grab adhesives or anything else.
You are Count Arthur Strong AICMFP's
"The Count, now in his old age, has delusions of grandeur. He has
selective memory loss, never hearing what he doesn't want to and
malapropism-itis, which result in his confusing anyone he happens to be
talking to and even confusing himself.
However, he more often than not blames the people he is talking to for
causing the confusion in the first place. On the few occasions Count
Arthur does realise that it he who is in the wrong, he tries to lie out
of his predicament, often unsuccessfully".