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Adam H. Kerman

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Sep 24, 2001, 9:56:20 PM9/24/01
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That's right you stupid, inbred, shit eating, pathetic, lime sucking,
buck-toothed, British bastards! I'm taking over all of Usenet! There
isn't a fucking thing you can do about it either! You're all a bunch
of worthless scumbags, and now you will all answer to me! If you don't
like this fact TOO FUCKING BAD! I will go down in the annals of usenet
history as the man who brought you to your knees! Now get down on your
knees and pay proper tribute to my glorious self!

I AM ADAM H. KERMAN LORD AND HIGH MASTER OF USENET!

My first royal order to all of you peons is that from this time
forward you will add the following signature to all of your posts!


***** This was posted with the express permission of *****
**********************************************************
** HIS HIGHNESS ADAM H KERMAN LORD AND MASTER OF USENET **
**********************************************************
*********** We are simple servants of his will ***********


This will be appended to the bottom of all your posts with absolutely
NO EXCEPTIONS! If you choose not to, you will be squashed like the
insignificant bugs that you all are!

I am running Usenet now! You may only post messages here because I,
for the time being, am allowing it! Do you scumbags understand me!

THIS IS THE DAWNING OF THE AGE OF KERMAN!

ALL HAIL ADAM H. KERMAN LORD AND HIGH MASTER OF USENET!


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Your Dirty Depraved Vegas Daddy

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Oct 1, 2001, 5:59:18 PM10/1/01
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Re. All of below horseshit;-) It sounds like the best part of this
fella ran down the crack of his momma's ass and ended up a brown stain
on the sheets. Course maybe not as he's so much shit in his head
runnin round, it seems to be flowing out of his brain down his arms to
his fingertips ending up in the below post...

"Adam H. Kerman" <a...@chinet.com> wrote in message news:<2a371d6c...@news1.mntp1.il.home.com>...

Dave Fawthrop

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Oct 2, 2001, 2:19:26 AM10/2/01
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"Your Dirty Depraved Vegas Daddy" <dirty_depr...@yahoo.com> wrote in
message news:daf52dd4.01100...@posting.google.com...
: Re. All of below horseshit;-) It sounds like the best part of this
: "Adam H. Kerman" <a...@chinet.com> wrote in message

news:<2a371d6c...@news1.mntp1.il.home.com>...
: > That's right you stupid, inbred, shit eating, pathetic, lime sucking,


--
This thread is an attack on usenet.
Please check when you reply to *any* post that the newsgroups line contains
only the groups that you intend.
Please crib this sig.
Dave Fawthrop <da...@hyphenologist.co.uk>


Mushy

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Oct 2, 2001, 6:45:15 AM10/2/01
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does he kiss his mother with that mouth?!?!

Adam H. Kerman

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Oct 2, 2001, 9:21:03 AM10/2/01
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Dave Fawthrop <hyp...@hyphenologist.co.uk> wrote:

>This thread is an attack on usenet.
>Please check when you reply to *any* post that the newsgroups line contains
>only the groups that you intend.

Thank you for attacking Usenet by crossposting to uk.culture.language.english,
uk.culture.museums, uk.current-events.foot-and-mouth, and
uk.current-events.general

Dave Fawthrop

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Oct 2, 2001, 9:55:17 AM10/2/01
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"Adam H. Kerman" <a...@chinet.chinet.com> wrote in message
news:3bju7.21442$My2.10...@news1.mntp1.il.home.com...

: Dave Fawthrop <hyp...@hyphenologist.co.uk> wrote:
:
: >This thread is an attack on usenet.
^^^^^^

: >Please check when you reply to *any* post that the newsgroups line


contains
: >only the groups that you intend.
:
: Thank you for attacking Usenet by crossposting to
uk.culture.language.english,
: uk.culture.museums, uk.current-events.foot-and-mouth, and
: uk.current-events.general

The attack is by a group of trolls, almost certainly using false names and
email addresses.
The objective is to create an angry response, which because people just hit
the reply button, and do not read which ngs the post is being directed to
goes to many ngs. Result mayhem :-(

My intention is to warn those usenet *users* and *newsgroups* attacked,
including:
uk.culture.language.English,uk.culture.museums,
uk.current-events.foot-and-mouth,uk.current-events.general
of this ploy and encourage everybody to check the ng line on follow ups.
This should reduce the mayhem caused.
Also to negate this ploy in future.


--
Dave Fawthrop <da...@hyphenologist.co.uk>


Please check when you reply to *any* post that the newsgroups line contains
only the groups that you intend.

Please crib this sig.


Professor Vonroach

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Oct 2, 2001, 6:37:01 PM10/2/01
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On Tue, 2 Oct 2001 11:45:15 +0100, "Mushy" <pe...@hotmail.com> wrote:

>does he kiss his mother with that mouth?!?!

Excuse me, I didn't get that. Could you please repeat.

Mushy

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Oct 3, 2001, 5:11:51 AM10/3/01
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the guy that wrote this rubbish........... its disgusting.

Adam H. Kerman" <a...@chinet.com> wrote in message
news:<2a371d6c...@news1.mntp1.il.home.com>...
> That's right you stupid, inbred, shit eating, pathetic, lime sucking,
> buck-toothed, British bastards! I'm taking over all of Usenet! There
> isn't a fucking thing you can do about it either! You're all a bunch
> of worthless scumbags, and now you will all answer to me! If you don't
> like this fact TOO FUCKING BAD! I will go down in the annals of usenet
> history as the man who brought you to your knees! Now get down on your
> knees and pay proper tribute to my glorious self!
>
> I AM ADAM H. KERMAN LORD AND HIGH MASTER OF USENET!
>
> My first royal order to all of you peons is that from this time
> forward you will add the following signature to all of your posts!
>
>
> ***** This was posted with the express permission of *****
> **********************************************************
> ** HIS HIGHNESS ADAM H KERMAN LORD AND MASTER OF USENET **
> **********************************************************
> *********** We are simple servants of his will ***********
>
>
> This will be appended to the bottom of all your posts with absolutely
> NO EXCEPTIONS! If you choose not to, you will be squashed like the
> insignificant bugs that you all are!
>
> I am running Usenet now! You may only post messages here because I,
> for the time being, am allowing it! Do you scumbags understand me!
>
> THIS IS THE DAWNING OF THE AGE OF KERMAN!
>
> ALL HAIL ADAM H. KERMAN LORD AND HIGH MASTER OF USENET!
>

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