I shall not ask The Thing how any part of Shadow's body tastes no matter
how often The Thing kisses it. The Thing is a insane psychopath who regularly
claims anyone who disagrees with Shadow to be a sock and, somehow, he
wants us to believe that is reasonable. Gotta be glue. There is no question
this is an insomniac troll writing because some of them are direct responses
in very specific ways with clear thought behind them. Which can only
be The Thing.
Too much glue for you, gluehead.
Various individuals who've known The Thing for quite some time, and
also have experience with him highly advise avoiding him to get him to
attack someplace else. As long as Shadow and anyone else continues to
tickle his belly, he will not seek a food supply someplace else. His
hope is to see Shadow harmed by idiotic lying. And hey, that could happen.
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"You'll notice how quickly he loses interest when everything is about
him. He clearly wants the attention"
Steven Petruzzellis, making the dumbest comment ever uttered.