VOTE! Usenet Kook Awards, April 2006

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> Subject: VOTE! Usenet Kook Awards, April 2006
> From: Friendly Neighbourhood Vote Wrangler <wran...@netcabal.com>
> Newsgroups: alt.usenet.kooks
>
> Here follows the one true ballot for the April 2006 Usenet Kook awards.
> Anybody may vote, but your votes may be disqualified, mocked, burnt,
> shredded and/or recycled for use as toilet paper at the Vote Wrangler's
> discretion if:
>
> * you are a notorious net.kook
> * you attempt to vote twice
> * you vote anonymously or with an unidentifiable sockpuppet
> * you vote for or against yourself
> * you vote in a thread other than this one
> * you vote in a newsgroup other than AUK without crossposting to AUK
> * you follow up to an incomplete or altered version of the ballot
> * you have explicitly been disenfranchised by the Vote Wrangler
> * you have officially been declared non-existent
>
> Crossposting the complete, unaltered ballot is permitted. You have
> until 23:59:59 (11:59:59 PM) UTC on May 7th to cast your votes. Vote
> wisely; next time the candidate might be *you*.
>
> See also the "How to Vote" Mini-FAQ for advice:
> <http://www.netcabal.com/auk/voting.html>
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>
> KOOK OF THE MONTH
> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>
> Mitch Z. Adams, CSC
> Saucerheads of alt.astronomy
> neither of the above
> Mitch Z. Adams, CSC
>
>
> CLUELESS NEWBIE OF THE MONTH
> (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
>
> Colonel Jake, a.k.a. Joey Jimenez
> Cooper Pair
> L.W.(Bill) Hughes III
> MCP
> tomcat
> none of the above
> Mitch Z. Adams, CSC
>
>
> COWARD OF THE MONTH
> (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
>
> Chuck Lysaght
> David Tholen
> Tom Bishop
> none of the above
> Mitch Z. Adams, CSC
>
>
> LOONEY MAROON AWARD
> (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
>
> Bob Allen, a.k.a. Blob
> Dean Roger Ray, a.k.a. "TeslaCoils"
> Gene Ray, a.k.a. Time Cube
> Warhol
> none of the above
> Mitch Z. Adams, CSC
>
>
> GOLDEN KILLFILE
> (Vote YES, NO, or abstain)
>
> Lionel Lauer
>
>
> JOSEPH BARTLO "PATHETIC ANAL PINEAPPLE" AWARD
> (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
>
> Douglas Wiser
> Duane Arnold
> Paine Ellsworth, alias Painius
> none of the above
> Mitch Z. Adams, CSC
>
>
> BOB ALLISAT MEMORIAL HOOK, LINE & SINKER
> (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
>
> Kenneth R Pangborn
> Pamela K Russell
> Tom Bishop
> none of the above
> Mitch Z. Adams, CSC
>
>
> TONY SIDAWAY MEMORIAL "DRAMA QUEEN" AWARD
> (Vote YES, NO, or abstain)
>
> Dolf Boek, a.k.a. Qolon
>
>
> VICTOR VON FRANKENSTEIN "WEIRD SCIENCE" AWARD
> (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
>
> Double-A
> edgrsprj
> Matt Giwer
> tomcat
> none of the above
> Mitch Z. Adams, CSC
>
>
> BUSTED URINAL AWARD
> (Vote YES, NO, or abstain)
>
> Lionel Lauer of news.groups
>
>
> UNABOMBER SURPRISE
> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>
> Colonel Jake, a.k.a. Joey Jimenez
> Warhol
> neither of the above
> Mitch Z. Adams, CSC
>
>
> 72 RAISINS "CRACKPOT RELIGION" AWARD
> (Vote YES, NO, or abstain)
>
> Dr. Andrew B Chung
>
>
> BOLO BULLIS FOAM DUCK
> (Vote YES, NO, or abstain)
>
> Colonel Jake, a.k.a. Joey "4-day freebase foamout" Jimenez
>
>
> ORDER OF THE HOLEY SOCKPUPPET
> (Vote YES, NO, or abstain)
>
> BabaLoonie
>
>
> BARBARA WOODHOUSE MEMORIAL DOG WHISTLE
> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>
> Onideus Mad Hatter, trained by Dave Hillstrom
> Viking of soc.men, trained by Aratzio
> neither of the above
> Mitch Z. Adams, CSC
>
>
> EDMOND WOLLMANN MEMORIAL RUBBER TURKEY, EASTER WEEKEND
> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>
> Dr. Andrew B Chung
> Matt Giwer
> neither of the above
> Mitch Z. Adams, CSC
>
>
> OFFICE OF DARTH BAWL
> (Vote for one, or abstain)
>
> Charles D Bohne
> Pamela K Russell
> Richard M Scoville, a.k.a. Free Speech Store
> Mitch Z. Adams, CSC
>
>
> KOOKI INFORMATION MINISTER
> (Vote for one, or abstain)
>
> Pamela K Russell
> Sylvia Sullivan, a.k.a. PSCREECHING PSYLVIA
> Mitch Z. Adams, CSC
>
>
> MINISTRY OF CIRCLE JERKS
> (Vote for one, or abstain)
>
> Chuck Lysaght & Russell B Waters
> Painius & Honest John of alt.astronomy
> Soc.Men (the whole soc.fr00t farm)
> Mitch Z. Adams, CSC
>
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