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Sir William the Just

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May 6, 1997, 3:00:00 AM5/6/97
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Good day all ye noble folk. I,Sir William the Just and my trusted squire
wish to offer you our services.

Allow us to take your photographs,artwork,emblems,letter head or just about
anything else that we can put on our 8x10 flat bed scanner and turn them
into scanned images.

You maybe asking yourself"self why do I need a scanned image".I'm glad you
asked,here are just a few things that you can do with scanned images:

*Display your child's artwork as windows wallpaper!

*Share photos with long distance relatives via e-mail!

*Show your internet friends what you really look like!

*Post pictures of yourself in the appropriate newsgroup!

*Add photos of yourself,your family,your pet,your crafts,your hobbies,your
vacation(the list is endless)to your web site!

*If you are a small business you can to post photographs of your product
onto your web site or use them with your Desktop Publishing!

*Preserve old family photos safely and clearly,forever!

*"Adults" don't be shy,we will scan your most private photos.Anything you
got,Softcore or Hardcore we'll scan it for you.Anything goes,nothing will
be turned down!(almost,please see note) You will always have complete
privacy here at The Keep.And if you would like to be anonymous in your
photographs just let me know and I'll take care of it for you!

**NOTE:We have no problem scanning any image you want scanned,I respect all
lifestyles and tastes,and you privacy is assured.BUT HEED THIS
WARNING,CHILD PORNOGAPHY WILL NOT BE TOLERATED!AND IT WILL BE REPORTED TO
THE PROPER AUTHORITIES!SO JUST DON'T SEND IT! WE WILL NOT FACILITATE THE
RAPING, ABUSE AND THE EXPLOITATION OF OUR CHILDREN!(we here at The Keep all
feel that what consenting adults do is there own business,but when it's a
child,it's rape!)

*If you or any of the models in your photos could be mistaken for someone
under the age 18,pleasa send a signed disclamer stating that all models are
over the age of 18.

OK now to the good stuff,here's how it works.You send me the items to be
scanned,a check or money order(US founds only)and a self addressed,stamped
envelope(if you want your items returned,this is the only way you will get
your items that you sent,back.So if you want them please send
a"SASE".)Within 24 hours of receiving your order we will have your items
scanned onto a 3.5" floppy disk ready to send to you.(as soon as the check
clears the bank)

PRICE:

All items(none to exceed 8x10"):____ $2.50 pre item
Shipping and handling:______________ $2.00 pre 7 items

INCLUDE WITH YOUR ORDER:

*Check or money order(US funds only,please)
*A"SASE"(if you want your items returned!)
*Image format desired(BMP.,GIF.,JPG.)
*If you want you identity hidden,let us know
*Your complete mailing address
*Your e-mail address(optional)

MAKE CHECKS PAYABLE TO:
Billy Overholtz(I let my squire handle such matters)

MAIL TO:
Sir William the Just
3638 Plank Rd.
South Hill,VA
23970

IMPORTANT NOTES:

*At present we can only support IBM or IBM compatible format,sorry.

**If you have any questions or special requests fell free to e-mail me
or my squire at:
sirwi...@usa.net
b-ove...@usa.net

***All images will be sent as JPG.if no format is specifies(this is the
format I would reccommend,if you have a viewer that can handle JPG format)

****If you wish a format not listed above,e-mail me with your inquires.

*****Creases and tears will show up in the final scanned image.It would be
a good idea to include a cardboard reinforcement and send your items
unfolded in an oversized envelope.WE ARE NOT RESPONSIBLE FOE DAMAGE TO
ITEMS DURING MAILING.

COMEING SOON:PROFESSIONAL-QUALITY,SCREEN SAVERS FOR WINDOWS 95 AND WINDOWS
NT 4.0(OR GREATER)(yet another good thing to do with your scanned
images!)(For more information

--
Me Lady,the knight-bachelor's here:
in prowess I know none his peer.

Sir William the Just

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