To Quote Zappa: "We're Only In It For The Money!"

[Ugh God]

Babes and Bros alike. Amidst cleaning my house i figured i'd let
the Roomba take over and sort of fudge the dirt all around. In my
head i'm thinking "look at that thing go! its fucking cleaning
EVERYTHING" but in reality it conjures up more dust from the pit
of hell and spreads it evenly over my dog and cat and inside my
lower intestinal tract.

Ah, Roomba. How i love thee.

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November 9th, 2008. All things ugh.

01. ON TOP OF MOUNT SNOCAP

02. PUD MAKE FOR LIVE SHOW

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01--BUY OUR SHIT, BITCH!

I wanted to let you guys know, i've been working EXTRA HARD
this week to make sure you're all able to buy our music through
our Myspace. We not only offer ACTUAL CDs, Tapes and Shirts
(look for our Ugh God Megamall!) but we also offer MP3 versions
of albums that you didn't even fucking knew we had. Some friend
you are! Anyway. The MP3 albums are available through a stupid
flash box on our myspace page (and our website, for that matter).
The MP3 albums are in wicked good quality, which i finally got
uploaded after about a week of battling Snocap and its ridiculous
habit of just deleting everything i just uploaded, or changing
track titles randomly, or putting a track in the wrong album...
UGH GOD! Anyway, they are only 5 bucks a piece, checkout
what we're offering and compare it to you sad, pathetic UGH
catalog at your home:

o Our debut *awesome* EP: "Deep Dark Mysterious and Serious"
o The album we never wanted you to hear: "The Secret Demo"
o Our mangy green cassette: "The Happily Married Tammywhale Tape"
o Our brand-new live performance: "Live at WKDU (10.10.08)"

The tape album has one track that seems out of place, one from
the Secret Demo. Its the same song, and its on both albums,
but Snocap keeps fucking that one up and i dont fucking care
anymore. Suck it.

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02--CUM SEE US LIFE

Here's some upcoming poundings for YALL. Keep your
schedule clear for the Gentleman Christ / Illinois / Cobbs show.

11.16.08 - The Tanks, Mose Giganticus, The Emotron, Ugh God
@ The Eris Temple
602 S. 52nd Street, Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

12.13.08 - Illinois, Gentleman Christ, The Cobbs, and Ugh God
@ The Moose Lodge
127 East State Street, Doylestown, Pennsylvania

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Let us know if your ass hurts as much as ours.

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UGH GOD, FUCK
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