I forgot you were here! :3

[Ugh God]

Listen, I lied. I knew you were here all along. Shit of the
matter is that I just didn't care... no, wait... I lied again...
Listen, I lied again. The REAL reason I haven't been in touch
is because, well, I'm dying... no, no... I'm lying again.

Listen. I'm a liar.

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05/04/2010. All things ughhh.

01. BREAKING THINGS
02. LOAD BARING FANS
03. UGH GOD RIDES AGAIN

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01--UGH GOD BREAK

As you may, or may not, have noticed, Ugh God hasn't been
around lately. You may wonder why. Well, let me tell you.

A small demon came to each of us, individually, and entered
through our ear canals. While inside our skulls, the demon,
who we refer to as "the great deceiver," told us that it was
no longer necessary to continue, and furthermore, if we did,
the demon promised to kill us in our sleep.

This has been a lie.

The truth of the matter is that things, as all things do, got
old. This is no longer the case, as we were working on new
songs the whole friggin' time. How's that for a friggin' story?

It was a bad story, I must admit.

We're unleashing these new songs during our upcoming
tour, which starts tomorrow and lasts until Sunday, May 1st.
We knew you'd be excited. The important part is as follows:
listen to Ugh God. Love us. We will be good to you, as the
night is good to you, as the whole of the universe is good to
you. We love you.

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02--C'HO US CHUM LOVE!

I just wanted to point out, again, that we have all of our music
from the last 4 years for sale on BandCamp. Each of our
albums are only $2, and "Wood," Sean's triumphant destruction
of a large piano is only $1. That means that you could feasibly
get the entire Ugh God catalog for $11 bucks which, as you
already know, is an incredible, incredible price. Especially for
a catalog as good (read: horrible) as ours.

That was a lie (the horrible part).

Anyway, we're going on the road tomorrow and if you wanted
to help us out by giving us less than 3 gallons of gas, buy
everything!

But don't just stop there! You can pay MORE for each of our
albums! What? Yeah!! You could feasibly give us $1,000,000
per album. That would be $6,000,000 dollars! We don't think its
work a cool six mil, but if you do, GREAT! Here's an idea of
what we got cookin' over at http://ughgod.bandcamp.com

01. UGH GOD // DANGERBIRD SPLIT 7" - Don't be fooled,
sure our physical 7-inches only have 9 minutes of music on
them, but the digital download comes with (dude, get this)
SIXTEEN SONGS coming in at just over 56 minutes! For
$2 you can get not only each bands two songs for the split
record but Dangerbird's 24 Hour Session album, Ugh God's
"Ugh God, Not The M Room!" and "Wood" It's like a super-
pack of fun! For 2 bucks (or more if you love us), WTF!
http://ughgod.bandcamp.com/album/dangerbird-ugh-god-split-7-bonus-material

02. WOOD - In all honesty, you should get the just go get
the UxGx // DxBx split. It comes with this album and the
live set from the M Room
http://ughgod.bandcamp.com/album/dangerbird-ugh-god-split-7-bonus-material

03. UGH GOD, NOT THE M ROOM! - Again, if you buy the
Dangerbird split, you'll get this. It's what we call a value-
added incentive. Look it up.
http://ughgod.bandcamp.com/album/dangerbird-ugh-god-split-7-bonus-material

04. DEEP DARK MYSTERIOUS AND SERIOUS - Newly
remastered with you, our lover, in mind. This is our main
pillar in our dirty religion, a project that took us a total of 8
months to produce. Recorded above 6 apartments in
Germantown PA. We dedicate it to the families who lost
their sleep during the recording process.
http://ughgod.bandcamp.com/album/deep-dark-mysterious-and-serious-ep-remaster

05. UGH GOD FUCKS DREXEL - Our live set from WKDU
Drexel Radio in Philadelphia. It's our unedited and complete
experience, meaning, you hear everything that everyone
in radioland couldn't. Even the part where we were given the
false "thumbs up" to start, started the first song and then
were told to stop. This is by far the best thing we've ever
done to anyone ever.
http://ughgod.bandcamp.com/album/ugh-god-fucks-drexel-live-on-wkdu-10102008

06. THE HAPPILY MARRIED TAMMYWHALE TAPE -
A collection of related sideprojects from the band, so that
you can truly see how stupid we are, even when we're not
being stupid together.
http://ughgod.bandcamp.com/album/the-happily-married-tammywhale-tape-bonus-material

SO GO AHEAD AND GET SUM!

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03--LOOK OUT BOSTON... AGAIN!

We're leaving for tour TOMORROW. Check out the dates,
and if you can come to one, come! And if you can't but
know someone who can, forward this email to them!

We hope to see you ALL, FOREVER!

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APR 27 @ BIZOOKABIZOOKA:
34 JARVIS ST., BINGHAMTON NY!!!
w/ CATBUS: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ajgmjevd6uA
a/ CHRISTINE SPILKA

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APR 28 @ NEW HAWAII:
139 SOUTH END ROAD, SOUTHINGTON CT!!!
w/ FAT HISTORY MONTH: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mc4covd7rm0
a/ GRAPH: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ojLvtEKsJe0
a/ FLORIDA = DEATH: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=skW05Hon-Tg
a/ NEON LEATHER DRIP:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Exj6q7F-ts
a/ CITIZEN DONG:

NEW HAWAII'S LAST SHOW! FUCKING EVER!

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APR 29 EARLY @ ON WECB RADDDDDIIIIOOOOO

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APR 29 LATE @ The Dirty Douglas in Lowell, MA
SOMEWHERE ON BROADWAY STREET
w/ THE SIN BUSTERS: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-IAad-6ijY0

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APR 30 @ House (of 1000 Smiles), Boston MA:
18-20 ROYAL ST., BOSTON
w/ INTI RAYMI
a/ LET THE NIGHT ROAR: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j-dRxeTAu6s
a/ FAT HISTORY MONTH: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mc4covd7rm0
a/ FLORIDA = DEATH: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=skW05Hon-Tg

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MAY 1 @ GOD KNOWS WHERE:
NYC, SOMEPLACE

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Thanks for stickin' with us. We love you dunes.

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INTERNETWORKING:
>> http://ughgod.org
>> http://myspace.com/ughgod
>> http://ughgod.bandcamp.com
>> http://sites.google.com/site/ughgodamn
>> http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Ugh_God
>> http://facebook.com/pages/Ugh-God/111981005497029
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