Mentally Candycrapped

[Ugh God]

Ugh God greets you heartily, tastycake!

We are planning many things. And many of these things you will want to
be a part of, no?

Yes!

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March 3rd, 2008. All things ugh.

01. Last House (One Left to Renovate)
02. Teddy Roosevelvet Underground
03. Nuclear Merchandising
04. Rupcoming Shows

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01--LAST HOUSE ON THE LEFT - SET TO OPEN IN MAY:
We are working hard to renovate our new space, The Last House
on the Left. This may be a working title, we'll see... but you will
undoubtedly be drug into the woods, forced to pee your pants and
strip down to your underwear before having your friend stabbed,
awkwardly raped and ultimately shot. That's just the breaks kid.
Go watch the movie. Anyway, we're demolishing walls, stripping
paint, painting paint, cutting pipes, moving wood, breaking wood,
sanding wood, scrubbing floors, painting walls, drinking beers,
sweeping floors, getting cold, painting boys painting girls, etc.
If you have no life and you like getting hurt for free, then get in
contact with us. We can always use more hands helping hands.
Hurting people.

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02--THE TEDDY ROOSEVELVET UNDERGROUND TOUR '08
We will begin touring the right side of the country in July. From
July 8th to August 3rd, Ugh God will be making all your dreams
cum true. General plan is to start is to mosey our way north to
Canada, down into Michigan, continue through the seventh circle
of hell and onwards into the darkest corner of your closet... now
with less fat. We will keep you posted on das dates.

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03--MERCHANDISING FOR THE UGHPOCALYPSE
We are stocking up on a new run-of-the-dicks. So stop whining, bul.
We will be on 2 upcoming compilations. One will be released by the
700 Club (Wilmington, Delaware) and one will be released by
INFL (The Infinite Limbs Label) -- Greg Fox of Family of Luv's jam.
o http://myspace.com/sevenhundredclub
o http://myspace.com/infl2012
o http://myspace.com/familyofluv

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04--WE ARE IN YOUR HOAM WE ARE IN YOUR BED
Here are the upcoming shows that you love inside.

03.05.08 - White Mice (Providence RI), DJ Scotch Egg (UK/JAPAN),
Gunna Vahm, Drums Like Machine Guns, Mincmeat or Tenspeed
and Ugh God.
@ Big Rock Candy Mountain
more info: meo...@gmail.com

03.07.08 - Rexe Dog, Toy Soldiers and Ugh God
@ Aheleeshas Chowchow House
7312 Keenan Street, Elkins Park, Pennsylvania

03.15.08 - Liam Black, Shapes, Separate Plates, Fuck You Dad
and Ugh God
@ seven-oh-six (above ex-Spaceboy)
706 South Street, Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

03.29.08 - Missile Command (Atlanta GA), Bear is Driving, Mincemeat
or Tenspeed, Drums Like Machine Guns and Ugh God.
@ The M Room ( dont worry... 5 bucks )
15 West Girard Avenue, Philadelphia Pennsylvania

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Oh shit. Predator just came on the TV. Get to the choppah!

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UGH GOD, FUCK
www.ughgod.org
www.myspace.com/ughgod
cuht: meo...@gmail.com
beard: std...@gmail.com