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[Ugh God]

It's been a... giant... beast-master.

Seriously kids. It's been a serious one, but have no fear, because
we're back. First, just an assemblance of Ugh limped around, both
in the shade of the Where?House walls and live in various bars
and homes around town'd.

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12/02/09. All things ugh.

01. TIME OUT
02. RUMORS
03. SHOWS

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01--TAKING A LIL' BREAK

We took a bit of an 'unscheduled hiatus.' A 'different path' or a
'introspective realization of seclusion on a Grander Scale.' Or
maybe we're just more 'inside' than you, but really its more of
a 'difference of opinion' or 'james died,' possibly.

James didn't folks. But he'll be the "Paul" of my example, the
lesson of which is moot and always has been.

The point is that we relaxed and worked. Sean and Curt set out
to write some arena rock, Mike and Curt started a side project,
Dan and James recorded a ton of bands, and i'll take this time
to note that Sex Dungeon Studios is operational and can be
booked for recording.

I guess little of this really matters.

What matters is that we've new songs and a new membar,
Banji, who helps in whatever ways he can. A considerate but
powerful lover, makes the ladies weak in the knees. Just to
be clear, he's here to fuck.

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02--ROOMARS

We've only been back together with the full lineup for a week
or two and already we're talking about touring as soon as possible.
At the end of January it's been rumored that we'll be going on a
long northern weekender to CT, MA and RI.

Also, a new Ugh God record will be sculpted and re-sculpted with
the utmost love for the maximum amount of time available. We've
already recorded a few really kick ass songs for it, and there are
more songs on the whey.

Also, also, it's rumored that James is dead. James isn't dead.

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03--SHOWS

If there ever was a show to come see, it would be this one.
Not only is it Ugh's FIRST SHOW BACK, but it's also a really,
really solid lineup. A show that certainly has been approved by
Chuck Stern's coined Brutal Prog Consortium. This one has
The BPC Stamp-o-Approval. So you should come. Everywhere.

FRIDAY, Dec 18th, 2009 - http://twitpic.com/rugj6
1. PAK (new york city) members of The Molecules, The Friendly
Bears, Time of Orchids and Giggle the Ozone.
2. MANY ARMS (philly) members of Make a Rising, ShredFest,
Capillary Action, Accidental Occurrence
3. WHALES&COPS (philly) members of Man Man
4. UGH GOD (duh) members of Ugh God

@ THE MARVELOUS (Below Smokey Joe's)
208 South 40th St, Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

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Thank you for your consideration for this position. You should
pray to whichever God you swear to that death comes swiftly.

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