Tucheke kidogo...
Nkunga,E.P
A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to
the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, "I would like
to buy some cyanide."
The pharmacist asked, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?"
The lady replied, "I need it to poison my husband."
The pharmacist's eyes got big and he exclaimed, "Lord have mercy! I
can't give you cyanide to kill your husband. That's against the law!
I'll lose my license! They'll throw both of us in jail! All kinds of
bad things will happen. Absolutely not! You CANNOT have any cyanide!"
The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her
husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife.
The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, "Well now, that's
different... You didn't tell me you had a prescription."
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NKUNGA,Ellis P
P.o.Box 21411,
Dar es salaam.
Cell:+255 717 187 742
Skype: e_nkunga
"An individual has not started living until he can rise above the
narrow confines of his individualistic concerns to the broader
concerns of all humanity"----Martin Luther King, Jr.
gadi pori
imenivutia sana
hasa hii sentence ya mwisho
"Well now, that's
different... You didn't tell me you had a prescription."
GADI K PORI
Information System Officer
CRDB BANK PLC
P.O.BOX 268
DAR ES SALAAM
+255713510394
+255787510394
gadi...@gmail.com
frank mushi
Ndio mana yake watu hawatoi dozi hadi uwe na viambatanishi mzeee
au hujui hata mahotelini pia hadi cheti cha ndoa
usiogope kijana wangu ukaendelea kwenda gesti bubu watakupiga picha nenda hotelini tuu
hahaha
inakuwaje lakini mwanangu
poa
upo mjini au umehama kabisa
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