Fwd: Newton in Romantic Mood......

[Acharya, Gaurav]

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From: Rajeev Shrestha <pri...@gmail.com>
Date: Thu, 29 Mar 2007 10:53:47 +0545
Subject: Newton in Romantic Mood......
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*Newton** in Romantic Mood...... *

*Universal law of Love:
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" Love can neither be created nor be destroyed;
only it can transfer from One girlfriend to
another girlfriend with some loss of money "

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*First law of Love:*

" A boy in love with a girl, continue to be in love with her and a
girl in love with a boy, continue to be in love with him, until or unless
any external agent(brother or father of the gal) comes into
play and break the legs of the boy. "

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*Second law of Love:*

" The rate of change of intensity of love of a girl towards a boy
is directly proportional to the instantaneous bank balance of the boy
and the direction of this love is same to as increment or decrement
of the bank balance. "

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*Third law of Love:
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" the force applied while proposing a girl by a boy is equal
and opposite to the force applied by
the girl while slapping."

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--
Gaurav