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Date: Sun Oct 26 01:41:12 PDT 2008
From: Priyesi Online <pri...@gmail.com>
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Subject: ~eMail~ Joke Tarzan
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Tarzan

What did Tarzan think when he saw a dead Cheetah?

Wow! New Underwear.
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What do u call a woman in heaven?
An Angel.
A crowd of woman in heaven?
A host of Angels.
And all woman in heaven?
PEACE ON EARTH!
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If U find a friend better than me, Go Ahead.... I wont Stop u!

But when he/she leaves u, Look behind....

I will be there to...
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Slap U....
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I love ur attitude of being positive & make others of being so but it can b
so dangerous 4 u. U know why ???

GUESS ???

NO !!!

GUESS AGAIN ?????

NO ONCE AGAIN !!!!!

OK HAAR MAAN Lee

IN CASE OF HIV

IF U R & U R TRYNG 2 MAKE OTHERS, SO BE CAREFUL NEXT <http://smsguru.in/>TIME
OF BEING +VE.