stoopid minutes of stoopid meeting of stoopid people
Greg Whitman
FATASS ==> GREASE-ASS !!!
``you're like Crisco -- fat in the can''
-- Beavis
First Ever Society Meeting @ Salonica -- "where grease comes alive"
special guest: Flaming Cheese.
page then ext
Top Ten Stalking (i.e. flirting) Techiques
10. Trim your beard. Get a haricut.
[misc nonsense deleted]
9. Learn the person's ("flirtee's") name: i.e. Ask ``zir''
7:13 Tushar Arrives!
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8. Look her in the eye (not in the nippple) | Greg:
7. | #1 eggs
| (basted)
| tea
| wheat toast
| FLAMING
| CHEESE
[maracas page]
10. maracas
9. balloon
8.
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[post note]
Bri ate manicotti + garlic bread
at the Florian while those guys
were inhaling grease.
Why Jimmy's is Superior to
Salonica
10. Too bright at Salonica
9. Booths such -- Round tables rule
8. People avoid us at Jimmy's
7. Acoustincs better at Jimmy's -- clinking dishes suck
6. Beer.
5. Calories are over-rated.
3. No Vyto-Kharma!
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Top Ten Things Brian Is Doing Now
10. Showing up late
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List cancelled!!!
T.C. Boyle -
"POOP Friction"
SidGiggle . ... *giggle*
[INLINE] perpetertal motion parrot dricnker
. . .
One of my web pages? --sid
No, this was cool !! --tushar
"I am the class of '69" --sud
TOP TEN USES OF A HOT SOLDERING IRON
10. Cook a bug.
9. pick your nose.
8. Scar[ify] yourself
8.5 scarify your friend's nose (Sidcuss.)
7. Re-heat your coffee
6. Iron your clothes
5. Snow removal.
4. But if you tried shoveling
that would be funny too.
3. Defrost your ass.
2. Flame your cheese.
1. Attach a WebCam to your woo ring. [grafical representation SNIPPED]
Top People Who Say "Woo Ring"
X. Brian and no one else !!!
xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxox
Top Ten Mystery Lyst
10. Soldering iron
9. suspended from simpleNet for vague reasons
8. suspended from simpleNet for specific reasons
7. babesketball banned by board of health
6. basketball banned too
5. all big computers stop working
4. sugar crop fails
3. cinnamon boat sunk by Hurricane M~tch!!!
xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxox
PostMinutes [INLINE]
at the Pub, of all places....
S~d has dumped us!
on our FATASSes!!
\
`-> huh huh
he said DUMP
he said "Pub" and that's like "pube"
An award for least foamy beer
has bee presented to T~sh~r.
Newr by-Lawr!
No more meetins at
the m`nf`1n Salonica!!!
. - - - - - .
We discussed geeks.
There are quite a few of them around here.
"Whoa." -Mr. X
"that's all I can say" -Mr. Y
Moacir -- sometimes you need a mike shea's
- who the hell *wants* a mike shea's?
Lamest thing ever:
1. made T-shirt
" if you don't Throck
you SUCK! "
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``Twenty Times More Real
than Tautologic''
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Perhaps. this is getting
TOO DAMN
Literary.
[INLINE]
(note the handcrafted priceless decorative features)
Thumb wrestling tournament
Bri vs. Tushar.
Bri disqualified for cheating
and using weapons.
T. has scratch to prove it.
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I think I need a new size ....
- economy size?
I was thinking of a vat.
- yeah, so you can
swim around in it!
^
[INLINE] Map of where Brunei is, with nipple and |Navigational aid
"It's not a tumor"
"It's east Timor"
END. Fine.
p.s.
"gratify your dick
scarify your soul"
-x
Screw that! that is okay.
"scar your own damn soul"
"that's a tragedy of tragic proportions"
TUSHAR has been up for more than 42 hours.
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"Hello Greg, my computer is lagging 'cause I'm
downloading big drivers." --M*(#^ X.
M. McNaughton
Greg, those were the "Lamest Minutes Ever!"
Mike "judgement time" McNaughton
--
"..its not affecting the ratings. Apparently, America has an endless thirst
for transsexuals. Who knew?"
"It's weird being sober all the time!" - Mr. X
Greg Whitman
>Greg, those were the "Lamest Minutes Ever!"
>
>Mike "judgement time" McNaughton
Thank you. Thank you.
M. McNaughton
Greg Whitman <gwhi...@midway.uchicago.edu> wrote:
>M. McNaughton <mj...@midway.uchicago.edu> wrote:
>>Greg, those were the "Lamest Minutes Ever!"
>>Mike "judgement time" McNaughton
>Thank you. Thank you.
>
> downloading big drivers." --M*(#^ X.
Taking quotes out of context is mean.
Mike