Janeane in Vanity Fair "Intelligence Report"

[Tushar Samant]

suza...@dimensional.com writes:
> It's one of these
>tables they do that I don't exactly understand and usually ignore..

If you don't understand it, it is Gen X irony. Shrug and move on...

>Prime Groupies Freelance writers living with parents

Doesn't read the Linux hobbyist newsgroups, I see!

>Signature Look Urban scrapper

Wow! Even dork has a euphemism now!

>Groupies' Signature
> Look Think Beck

Think different. I mean, think Newton.

>Arch-enemy Fiona Apple

Jeff! Another pitcher here! Please!

>Groupies' Accessory Janeane's used Coke can

Wow! First time beer made me puke!

>Phobia Back fat

Correction: Phat Back

>Dirty Secret Drunk dialer

MY MATE!

>_Friends_. Say it ain't so.

That must be advanced humour 401. I generally skip it...