FW: Will U laugh out loud

[PETER QUACH]

>From: "Quach, Peter" <PQu...@stanfordmed.org>
>To: pet...@hotmail.com
>Subject: FW: Will U laugh out loud
>Date: Thu, 7 Jun 2007 12:59:39 -0700
>
>
>-----Original Message-----
>From: Nguyen, Thao
>Sent: Thursday, June 07, 2007 12:13 PM
>To: Quach, Peter; Lu, Tiffany; Kuiper, Caroline; Chung, Janet; Jurado,
>Christine; Buchanan, Leslie; Scott, Robert; Lao, Allen; Robison, Shannon;
>Saguid, Jerome; Gichane, Alfred; Cheng, Nathalie
>Subject: Will U laugh out loud
>
>
>SIPPING VODKA....
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>This is too funny - I still have tears in my eyes! Finally, a chain
>letter
>that I don't mind forwarding
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>It's funny (don't break chain)
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>A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak.
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>After mass he asked the monsignor how he had done.
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>The monsignor replied, "When I am worried about getting nervous on the
>pulpit, I put a glass of vodka next to the water glass. If I start to
>get
>nervous, I take a sip."
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>So next Sunday he took the monsignor's advice.
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>At the beginning of the sermon, he got nervous and took a drink.
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>He proceeded to talk up a storm.
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>Upon his return to his office after the mass, he found the following
>note
>on the door:
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>1 ) Sip the vodka, don't gulp.
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>
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>2) There are 10 commandments, not 12.
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>3) There are 12 disciples, not 10.
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>4) Jesus was consecrated, not constipated.
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>5) Jacob wagered his donkey, he did not bet his ass.
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>6) We do not refer to Jesus Christ as the late J.C.
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>7) The Father, Son, and Holy Ghost are not referred to as Big Daddy,
>Junior and the spook.
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>8) David slew Goliath; he did not kick the shit out of him.
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>9) When David was hit by a rock and was knocked off his donkey, don't
>say
>he was stoned off his ass.
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>10)We do not refer to the cross as the "Big T."
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>11)When Jesus broke the bread at the last supper he said, "Take this
>and
>eat it for it is my body." He did not say "Eat me".
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>12)The Virgin Mary is not called "Mary with the Cherry".
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>13)The recommended grace before a meal is not: Rub-A-Dub-Dub t hanks
>for
>the grub, Yeah God
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>14)Next Sunday there will be a taffy pulling contest at St. Peter's
>not a
>peter pulling contest at St. Taffy's.
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>The Origination of this letter is unknown, but it brings good luck to
>everyone who passes it on. The one who breaks the chain will have bad
>luck.
>
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>Do not keep this letter. Do not send money just forward it to twelve
>of
>your friends to whom you wish good luck and a great laugh.
>
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>You will see that something good happens to you four days from now if
>the
>chain is not broken....
>
>Vicky
>
>
>
>Success isn't how far you got, but the distance you traveled from where
>you
>started.
>
>

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