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An 3l33t hit squad of the Computer Science Undergraduate Association
scored a crucial victory in the group's fight against the foul tyranny
of the Experimental Computing Facility tonight. In a daring commando
raid on the XCF's Cory hall Hive, the team succeeded in liberating the
fabled CSUA bat from its incarceration at the hands of the evil XCF.
Inside sources hint that several important pieces of strategic war
materiel were also captured, along with the CSUA's armory. Furthermore,
we have been informed that a large amount of operational supplies,
necessary to sustain operations, were requisitioned by the brave
squad. Lastly, it has been hinted that the XCF's mechanized counter-strike
capabilities were affected to a large extent by the raid.
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This concludes this message of the Bat Liberation Army Hitsquad.