Liberals who believe that they are vampires
anon
Shelley I believe that you should feature these satanic groups and
advise on the danger of them to the american people.
They advertise for "donors & bloodsharing partners" and even have
recipes for "bloodwine".
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"can't get blood, you say?
can't take the pain, you say?
completely f*ucked and out of options, you say?
well friend, you'v come to the right place. allow me to introduce
myself, i'm vicious, the high king of last ditch efforts. if your
desperate for a quick, easy, and relatively in-expensive fix, have a
seat and listen up.
1) go to the online yellow pages, put in your zip code then type in
"butcher" or "slaughter house". i suggest starting with butchers, as
they usually are more willing to sell.
2) don't even think about going to a chain store Delly, or any thing
like that, the'll just look at you like your nuts. what you need to
find is a privately owned and operated butcher.
3) be prepared to spend a little money, as well as negotiate.
4) call them up, and ask them if they sell blood. now, this is VERY
important!!! they must understand that it has to be beef blood, and
that it MUST be fresh and sterile enough for human consumption (tell
them your English or something, you making blood pudding). if they say
they can do it, ask how much (my guy tried to get me at $5 a pint, but
since i bought it in bulk i talked him down to $3.50). arraign an order
for the date and time you can pick it up.
5) now your going to need some extra stuff here...
A: one bottle (or more, depend on how much blood you bought) of wine.
NEVER use white, only red. and the stronger the better.
B: a funnel with a nozzle small enough to fit into the wine bottle
opening.
C: a THIN cloth (a clean bandanna works fine). be prepared to throw it
away.
D: an empty, clean washed milk jug.
6) take the bandanna and place it inside the funnel, but not all the
way, tho, deep enough so that there is room to pour liquid in it. tape
it around the edges, so that it is secure. insert it into the milk jug.
pour the blood (very slowly) into the contraption. when all of it has
been strained, remove the funnel from the jug and the bandanna from the
funnel.
7) now, in the milk jug, mix about a 1:2 ratio of blood:wine. get rid
of the rest of the wine (better yet, save it for latter ). use the
funnel to pour the concoction back into the wine bottle (as to hide
it's continence while in the fridge). shake well. put the bottle in the
coldest part of your refrigerator, but NOT the freezer.
shake the bottle well every time, before you drink the contents, that
way you get an even mix. it taste like piss, but it works (take about a
full glass to kill the need for me), and you don't have to worry about
donors talking, or blood born diseases."
Please do something about this horror.
Philipp Tietjen
Aurain
And yes, that's pretty nasty. Though it makes me wonder just how much
room I have to talk, given I like my steaks and burgers, at most,
medium rare.
Office_Tramp
sure I'm prepared to take the author of that piece at all seriously.
Mind you I do hate to do the right-wingers out of good old hysterical
panic!