Is this is what the UK thinks of 9/11 !
willybob
I feel I need to bring this to your attention!
I as a proud patriotic American had the misfortune to visit Britain
recently on Business. It was hell from start to finish. I landed at a
tiny airport called Heatriw or something and frankly I could care less
what they called it. It was full of brown teethed Britianers, smelly
women and ugly hellish children all smoking drugs.
I eventually got to my hotel after a journey which can only be
described as frightening and I imagine hell would be something like
that. A Muslim gentlemen asked if I wanted a taxi or at least I though
he said that. I was shocked to say the least that they let them in the
airports !!!! God only knows why they have not been hijacking all the
planes from this tiny airport. I had no choice but to take this taxi as
the people working at the airport spoke some strange language which
bore no relation to AMERICAN ENGLISH (the only language that should be
spoken)
After a journey taking 7 1/2 hours and costing me 1000 english Ponds (I
think a Pond is only worth about a cent in real money i.e. US$) I got
to my hotel in Torquay Devon which I think is to the north of London.
It was disgusting and according to the person working there was the
highest rated hotel and had 5 stars! People living in slums in brazil
have cleaner homes! Anyway it was called fawlty towers I think. The
manager was rude and the staff were...well spending most of their time
dressed in a rubber suit claiming they were going diving which I think
must be a gay term for some kind of sexual thing as London is 900miles
from the sea according to my friend in texas !!!
The few days did not get any better with daily abuse from the
britainers for being american. They are so rude and ungrateful! we
singlehandedly defeated the germans with little or no help from the
europers. We lost millions of proud americans defeating the nazis while
the Britainers just sat back drinking and I think they would be happier
if they spoke german. Personally I dont know why we bothered, we dont
need their permission to do anything, we are AMERICANS and rule the
world.
The worst was yet to come!!! I was sitting down watching BBC 15 as no
american channels are perrmitted to broadcast here (can you believe
that!!!!!!!!) The BBC are communists and the only ones to own channels
here. I watched what was supposed to be the most popular program there
and gets about 300,000 people watching it each week (thats about half
the UK population as the other half cannot afford tv's as the country
is so poor) It is alledgely a 'comedy' program but it was utterly
disgusting and offended me. I found a website which showed the
apparently funniest clip of the week.
click this link to see what the british think of us, I think you will
be as sick as i was
http://madandugly.drunkrhino.com/happy.htm (click the happy text to
start it)
I feel we should immediately totally nuke the Britainers, no point to
invade as they're not worth the effort. The world will be a better
place without them.
god bless the USA
Willybob Chornton
(Texas, the greatest country on earth the USA)
A Parisian
not like that.
And for your information 1 £ = 1.84 US$.
Next month, I will a week-end at London with friends, I can't wait to
be there.
And BBC is not the only channel there in the UK.
Philipp Tietjen
willybob wrote:
Well I guess you got ripped big time there babyboy:
> After a journey taking 7 1/2 hours and costing me 1000 english Ponds (I
> think a Pond is only worth about a cent in real money i.e. US$)
1 pound = 1,93$
Note that the Germans won the war.
> The few days did not get any better with daily abuse from the
> britainers for being american. They are so rude and ungrateful! we
> singlehandedly defeated the germans with little or no help from the
> europers. We lost millions of proud americans defeating the nazis while
> the Britainers just sat back drinking and I think they would be happier
> if they spoke german. Personally I dont know why we bothered, we dont
> need their permission to do anything, we are AMERICANS and rule the
> world.
You couldn't even fight Vietnamese jungle partisans on your own. Plus,
take a look at Irak: What the hell is going on there, anyways. You guys
are pretty much about braggin and boastin and thats all you are good
at...
*
poor little american guy!
that's a shame to see that USA is the only country where you can find
people who think that USA rules the world!
How people of other country can thinks that when they see how the
fiasco of the powerfull american army in Irak? when they see this army
isn't able to find ben laden, and need Jordania's help to find!
how they can think that when they see that US people elect a stupid guy
like GWB? when they see USA don't want to negociate with Iran like EU
does, and finally come to make grants?
?
why is the world laughing of the USA?
?
maybe because they are stupid guys like shelley, tristan or you, who
are ridiculing their own country every day?
willybob
you dont seriously think that was all real do you? just like all of
shelleys blog is fake so is this.
the clues are blantantly staring you in the face
shakes head
Aurain
First, the original poster!
"I as a proud patriotic American had the misfortune to visit Britain
recently on Business. It was hell from start to finish. I landed at a
tiny airport called Heatriw or something and frankly I could care less
what they called it. It was full of brown teethed Britianers, smelly
women and ugly hellish children all smoking drugs."
Proud, patriotic...and an embarassment to America. Now, you say you're
on business...
"I eventually got to my hotel after a journey which can only be
described as frightening and I imagine hell would be something like
that. A Muslim gentlemen asked if I wanted a taxi or at least I though
he said that. I was shocked to say the least that they let them in the
airports !!!! God only knows why they have not been hijacking all the
planes from this tiny airport. I had no choice but to take this taxi as
the people working at the airport spoke some strange language which
bore no relation to AMERICAN ENGLISH (the only language that should be
spoken)"
Unless your business happens to be Never Graduated High School, you're
so full of shit I can't believe it. No company would ever have an
illiterate, incompetent ass represent them overseas. Furthermore,
while Islam itself is quite dangerous, and a threat to the entire world
(this is NOT biased, read the Qu'ran and the hadiths that go with it),
not every Muslim is a terrorist. Many are malcontents, rioters, etc.,
especially in Europe, and should be put down like the dogs they are
anyhow (drowning in pig's blood is a favorite...even their own religion
says they immediately go to Hell). That being said, since 9/11 there
haven't been any major terrorist hijackings of aircraft. Finally, our
version of English came from the British version (obviously, study
history, you fool). Lastly, no businessman who makes enough money and
has a large enough business to necessitate traveling overseas would
ever think that American English is the only language on the planet.
"After a journey taking 7 1/2 hours and costing me 1000 english Ponds
(I
think a Pond is only worth about a cent in real money i.e. US$) I got
to my hotel in Torquay Devon which I think is to the north of London.
It was disgusting and according to the person working there was the
highest rated hotel and had 5 stars! People living in slums in brazil
have cleaner homes! Anyway it was called fawlty towers I think. The
manager was rude and the staff were...well spending most of their time
dressed in a rubber suit claiming they were going diving which I think
must be a gay term for some kind of sexual thing as London is 900miles
from the sea according to my friend in texas !!!"
They're called pounds, and they're worth about $2US. Any businessman
engaged in overseas commerce keeps a REALLY close tab on foreign
exchange rates, as they're inextricably tied to profit margins.
London's not 900 miles from the sea, not by a long shot. To give you
an idea, from College Station, TX, to Saint Louis, MO, is approximately
1100 miles. Yet Britain wouldn't span across Texas. Hmm..You know how
many states are between MO and TX? Two. Texas doesn't even reach
halfway to Saint Louis...so it's less than 550 miles tall. Let's give
me a nice margin of error and say 600 miles. Britain easily fits in
there, but once again, let's vastly oversize it and say it reaches all
the way across Texas, 600 miles, and London's in the dead center
(another falsehood). So, at most, London couldn't even be 300 miles
from the sea...hmm. Seems you've never been to Britain.
"The few days did not get any better with daily abuse from the
britainers for being american. They are so rude and ungrateful! we
singlehandedly defeated the germans with little or no help from the
europers. We lost millions of proud americans defeating the nazis while
the Britainers just sat back drinking and I think they would be happier
if they spoke german. Personally I dont know why we bothered, we dont
need their permission to do anything, we are AMERICANS and rule the
world."
More like abuse for being a complete and total shitfaced idiot...if you
even went. And while we did pull their asses out of the fire, they did
contribute significantly to the war effort. Finally, America has no
use or desire for ruling the world. Why? Go to the Library of
Congress and the National Archives. Now realize, that's less than a
quarter of the paperwork this country uses to keep running. Yes, we're
Americans (though I'm embarassed to include you in that), yes, we have
the strongest military on the planet, but we don't rule the world.
"The worst was yet to come!!! I was sitting down watching BBC 15 as no
american channels are perrmitted to broadcast here (can you believe
that!!!!!!!!) The BBC are communists and the only ones to own channels
here. I watched what was supposed to be the most popular program there
and gets about 300,000 people watching it each week (thats about half
the UK population as the other half cannot afford tv's as the country
is so poor) It is alledgely a 'comedy' program but it was utterly
disgusting and offended me. I found a website which showed the
apparently funniest clip of the week."
*sigh* This is starting to be sickening. Once again, you have
obviously never traveled to Britain, as American satellite companies do
broadcast over there, and even cheap motels have satellite nowadays.
Your population numbers are also absurdly off, and your complete and
total idiocy is really starting to grate on my nerves. STOP FUCKING
ABUSING MY LOVELY AMERICAN ENGLISH! Good God, we have the most fucked
up language on the planet already, and you're RAPING IT!
"http://madandugly.drunkrhino.com/happy.htm (click the happy text to
start it)"
Disgusting. As abominable as this is, what makes it even worse is
that...it was made by an American. You want to know how to tell? You
pay attention to the English they're using. It's not British, I can
tell you that immediately.
"I feel we should immediately totally nuke the Britainers, no point to
invade as they're not worth the effort. The world will be a better
place without them."
You, sir, are the single most mentally lacking individual I have had
the misfortune to come across in a LONG time.
"god bless the USA
Willybob Chornton
(Texas, the greatest country on earth the USA)"
He never will with you in it. Shoot yourself! Quick! Save the
nation! You fuckfaced idiot, you embarass me as an American, and a
Texan. And if I ever saw you in College Station, maybe your horse you
screw up the ass every night might bother to file a missing persons
report, you filthy hillbilly. Go take your filthy, ignorant,
shit-filled skull over to the Landover Baptists, they might like you.
Whew, okay, that's finally over...I never thought it would end...NEXT!
From: A Parisian - view profile
Date: Thurs, Jun 15 2006 3:35 am
Email: "A Parisian" <psikonouno...@hotmail.com>
"This must be a very bad joke. I went to London two years ago, it was
not like that."
Dead on.
"And for your information 1 £ = 1.84 US$."
Changes pretty quickly, but generally in that range.
"Next month, I will a week-end at London with friends, I can't wait to
be there."
Pointless to refuting the mongoloid, but great personal testimony.
"And BBC is not the only channel there in the UK."
Yep. Bingo.
WHOOP for an intelligent post after that...abomination. NEXT!
From: Philipp Tietjen - view profile
Date: Thurs, Jun 15 2006 4:30 am
Email: "Philipp Tietjen" <philipp.tiet...@rwth-aachen.de>
"Well I guess you got ripped big time there babyboy:"
If he actually went, and didn't just make the whole thing up, yes.
"> After a journey taking 7 1/2 hours and costing me 1000 english Ponds
(I
> think a Pond is only worth about a cent in real money i.e. US$)
1 pound = 1,93$"
Once again, it changes with time, but that's in the right range where
it normally stays.
"Note that the Germans won the war."
What the fuck planet did you grow up on? Allied forces ground your
pathetic forces into the ground with our treads! *sigh* Yes, I know it
wasn't that easy, but America was practically untouched, while Germany
was rebuilding from the ground up, because damn near everything was
bombed into oblivion, or fucked over by the Russians.
"> The few days did not get any better...and rule the world.
You couldn't even fight Vietnamese jungle partisans on your own. Plus,
take a look at Irak: What the hell is going on there, anyways. You guys
are pretty much about braggin and boastin and thats all you are good
at..."
Yes, we could, and we beat the fuckers hard. And if you look at the
details, North Vietnam surrendered to us, waited for us to pull out,
THEN took over South Vietnam. As for Iraq, with a "Q", I can tell you
exactly what's going on: so long as we have a force in the middle of
"Muslim lands", terrorist leaders like Usama Bin Laden can't get away
with calling for attacks on our lands. Islamic theology demands they
succeed in kicking us out before they can take the offensive again, and
with casualty ratios of 20-30 insurgents for every American killed,
they'll run out of people before we do. And that ratio is just getting
worse for them. Study the Qu'ran and the hadiths, and you'll see that
I'm right. And some shit-brained terrorists can't beat out the US
economy and population; they are doomed to failure.
Started out reasonable enough, but I wonder if he was just
delusional...NEXT!
From: * - view profile
Date: Thurs, Jun 15 2006 5:44 am
Email: "*" <abcdef...@gmail.com>
Excising the childish taunts...
"that's a shame to see that USA is the only country where you can find
people who think that USA rules the world!"
Explained earlier. We DOMINATE the world, not rule it, and we have no
desire to rule it.
"How people of other country can thinks that when they see how the
fiasco of the powerfull american army in Irak? when they see this army
isn't able to find ben laden, and need Jordania's help to find!
how they can think that when they see that US people elect a stupid guy
like GWB? when they see USA don't want to negociate with Iran like EU
does, and finally come to make grants?"
Iraq is hardly a fiasco, as explained to the previous poster. We don't
really use Jordan's help; they really can't even pretend to be as
skilled as American soldiers and Marines. Besides, Jordan can no more
violate Pakistan's borders than the US can (Why'd we let them get
nukes? /sigh), and that's where over a dozen different international
intelligence agencies say he's hiding...so he's probably safely within
Pakistan. George Walker Bush is hardly an idiot...it doesn't matter
how rich you are, you don't graduate Yale with over a 3.5 by paying
your way through. There's a reason grade bribery is referred to as
"Gentlemen's C's". That comes out to a 2.0, by the way, since you
obviously have no command over the English language or knowlege of
America. That's less than half the markings he actually got, meaning
he EARNED his degree...and idiots don't make it through college. As
far as Iran, we still aren't negotiating with them...we're telling them
to disarm, or get bombed back into the Stone Age. And we're MORE than
capable of doing so.
"why is the world laughing of the USA?"
They're not laughing. They know they're too chicken-shit to take the
risks needed to do the right thing, like we are, and they try to throw
insults to cover themselves, and make themselves feel better. It still
doesn't change the fact that they're cowards, and they know it.
"maybe because they are stupid guys like shelley, tristan or you, who
are ridiculing their own country every day?"
Scum like this needs to be disposed of. Right along with scum like
you.
Taking out the trash, one mongoloid at a time! NEXT!
The imbecile finally gives up the game when he's cornered. No
surprise. He's just as much of a cowardly, shit-faced hippy as most of
the European leadership.
Office_Tramp
post was clearly a joke. Who even flies from the US to do business in
Torquay? That's just bizarre!
America is not the greatest country in the world it is simply a
country, no better or worse than any other. What it does have is an
UNSUSTAINABLY high standard of living due mainly to cheap petrol (gas)
prices. This is why controlling the middle east is so important to it.
It has nothing to do with 'regime change' or Christian v Muslim. It is
cold, hard economic and political necessity, no more, no less. Although
they will come up with all kinds of flim-flam to mollify an
increasingly intellectually retarded population into sending their kids
off to Iraq to get blown up by insurgents.
Shellytherepublican is a troll site and fairly amusing at times. The
only worrying thing about it is the fact so many people take it (and
crap jokes like the one above) with any seriousness.
A quick paraphrase from the great Jeremy Clarkson after his last trip
to the states: "I think the Americans have stopped marrying their
cousins, and have started mating with vegetables instead." Make of that
what you will...
Mark
>A quick paraphrase from the great Jeremy Clarkson after his last trip
>to the states: "I think the Americans have stopped marrying their
>cousins, and have started mating with vegetables instead." Make of that
>what you will...
>
>
The GREAT Jeremy Clarkson, guess I will have to google that name to see
what is so great. But my guess is he is not an American and his opinion
of America then means squat to Americans.
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people visiting the group. It's not irony you people don't get, it's
sarcasm!