good theist joke

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"I was walking across a bridge one day, and I saw a man standing on the
edge, about to jump off. So I ran over and said "Stop! don't do it!"

"Why shouldn't I?" he said.

I said, "Well, there's so much to live for!" He said, "Like what?"

I said, "Well...are you religious or atheist?" He said, "Religious."

I said, "Me too! Are you Christian or Buddhist?" He said,
"Christian."

I said, "Me too! Are you Catholic or Protestant?" He said,
"Protestant."

I said, "Me too! Are you Episcopalian or Baptist?" He said, "Baptist!"

I said, "Wow! Me too! Are you Baptist church of god or Baptist church
of the lord?" He said, "Baptist church of god!"

I said, "Me too! Are you original Baptist church of god, or are you
reformed Baptist church of god?" He said, "Reformed Baptist church of
god!"

I said, "Me too! Are you reformed Baptist church of god, reformation
of 1879, or reformed Baptist church of god, reformation of 1915?" He
said, "Reformed Baptist church of god, reformation of 1915!"

I said, "Die, heretic scum," and pushed him off.