Fwd: Church Squirrels

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Sent: Thu, Jan 13, 2011 9:30 pm
Subject: Church Squirrels




 




 


 
 
Church Squirrels


 









 




 













 

























Now I don't care who you are,


this is funny!




 













 










 





 




There were five houses of religion in a small town: 



The Presbyterian Church, 



The  Baptist Church, 


The Methodist Church  , 


The Catholic Church and 


The Jewish Synagogue. 




 



Each church and Synagogue was overrun with pesky squirrels. 




 



One day, the Presbyterian Church 



called a meeting to decide what to do about the squirrels.  After much
prayer and consideration they determined that the squirrels were
predestined to be there and they shouldn't interfere with God's divine
will. 



 



In The BAPTIST CHURCH the squirrels had taken up habitation in the
baptistery. The deacons met and decided to put a cover on the
baptistery and drown the squirrels in it. The squirrels escaped somehow
and there were twice as many there the next week 




 



The Methodist Church got together and decided that they were not in a
position to harm any of God's creation. So, they humanely trapped the
Squirrels and set them free a few miles outside of town. Three days
later, the squirrels were back. 




 




 




 



But -- The Catholic Church 



came up with the best and most effective solution.   They baptized the
squirrels and registered them as members of the church.   


Now they only see them on Christmas , Ash Wednesday, Palm
Sunday and Easter.   




 



 



Not much was heard about the Jewish Synagogue, 



but they took one squirrel and had a short service with him called
circumcision and they haven't seen a squirrel on the property since. 




 




 



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Keep going.... 




 




 



For all who appreciate the outdoors . .. .. the rarely
photographed  South Florida  Squirrel. 




 




 



 




 



Life is too short for drama & petty things, so kiss slowly, 




 



laugh insanely, Love truly and forgive quickly.




















































 


 


















 


 












                                             
  

[jane...@aol.com]

Now THIS made me laugh big! Sent in on to my mom! Hope all is well over there with you guys. We went to a 50th bday party at the St John's University's boathouse yesaterday. What beauty!  Linda had an MRI on her back before the festivities... the ol girl is facing questionable health issues. Trusting that you and Bob are alright. See you soon?  -janel

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Didnt know this went out to all. Whoops! Good thing we're all women! Next meeting at Mary's, right?

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Sorry that Linda is under the weather did she fall?  We're doing OK we saw "The King's Speech" yesterday great most see.  Thank Cil for the pictures from New Year's Eve   Love ya Pat