Until I started dating my future wife, I did not use or subscribe to any streaming service. Well, I did use Hulu when it first came out, but that was years ago. As I’ve stated previously, I spent literally years digitizing my VHS and DVD collection onto an external drive. It is organized in two main folders, movies and television, and subdivided into genres (drama, sitcom, talk shows, etc). The shows themselves are each in their own folder, numbered according to season and episode sequence with the episode title if it has one (“West Wing 101 Pilot”). If I buy new media (either on DVD or iTunes), it gets added to the external drive in the same way (and yes I have a backup drive). It is, in my opinion, absolutely perfect organization.
That said, my fiancée and I watch a lot of stuff at her house. She subscribes to nearly all the streaming services (as well as cable/satellite... don’t ask me why). I also now get Disney+ free for a year through my Verizon phone service, and I paid for the CBS streaming service because Susan wanted to watch the Picard series. So I’ve had several months learning to use each of the streaming services... I despise them. I despise them so, so very much.
I despise their recommendations. I despise that the same movies and shows can be classified as comedies, action, drama, trending, popular, things you (I) might like, etc. I despise the previews that play when you scroll through the menus. I despise that the older shows and films rarely if ever appear unless you search for them by the exact title using an always clunky typing mechanism. I despise the auto-play-next-episode feature built into most services. I despise that shows that still have commercials only seem to have one single sponsor and one single ad for that sponsor played over and over and over again. I despise the “are you still watching?” pop-up that basically judges you for binge watching. I despise them all, each and every one, with a fervor that borders on excessive.
Don’t get me wrong, I’m a longtime believer that what we used to call “a la carte” would be better, and that we’d all be better off directing money only into shows or networks or studios that we actually wanted to support, instead of cable sending our money to entities we don’t like and punishing us with channels we don’t want. And I should be grateful that we seem to be committed to heading that direction. But as each service tries to brand itself and tries to create an engaging user experience, I’m left just wanting my external drive that has the media I like in a simple (alphabetized!) order. If I want to know more about a series or an episode or a cast member, I can go to IMDB. I don’t need pomp and circumstance. I just want to watch what I want to watch.
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Kevin M. (RPCV)